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Newest Reviews
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Maniac Cop If you can't trust the cops, well, who in the hell can you trust? I say this while trying to ignore the numerous incidents in which cops have detained and beaten...
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Frontière(s) A few weeks back, I reviewed a little film called Inside - the newest addition to a wave of French horror films which have been making a huge splash among die hard...
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Phone Sex Grandma Grandmothers -- with their golden age, seemingly innocent outlook, and exuberant love for their grandchildren, they're the best of a family in my eyes. I have had...
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Within The Woods Over the course of the last year or so, people have been bitching and moaning about the announced remake of The Evil Dead, but what most of these people don't know is...
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Vegasland When it comes to crime films, I firmly believe that nobody can pull them off quite as well as the indie filmmakers. The Hollywood films always have to come up with...
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Wristcutters: A Love Story I am a sucker for the type of films that sport the word "quirky" in their descriptions and praisings. I always come to find a fresh sense of humor, a captivating...
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[Rec] When it comes to horror movies, I'm sure most of you will agree with me when I say it is almost impossible to find a truly decent one. I've more or less given up on...
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Zombie Strippers There are undoubtedly two camps of people reading this right now: those of you who saw the title of the film and thought "Zombie Strippers? That's fucking retarded"...
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An Erotic Werewolf In London It seems as though POPcinema has been cleaning out their vaults over the last couple of months, and in the process, they've been providing the fans with all of the...
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Tales From The Hood I have always enjoyed horror anthologies ever since I was a kid. Movies like Creepshow, Trilogy of Terror and Campfire Tales have been amongst my favourite horror...
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Iron Man As far as I am concerned, the greatest superhero movie of all time is "Spider-Man 2". It has yet to be surpassed. At a close second is the original "Superman" film....
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Chatterbox Yesterday, we compared Sexual Parasite and Teeth, two films dealing with vaginas that have a tendency to bite or kill whatever they come into contact with. Today,...
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Teeth Last year, I picked up a copy of Sexual Parasite (or Killer Pussy as it's titled on my import copy) and really enjoyed the entire affair. Granted, it was a sleazy,...
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Harold & Kumar Escape From... Time for some straight talk, people - I didn't really care for "Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle". I thought it had some chuckles, but for the most part didn't live...
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The Horror Vault When done right, anthology horror films are one of my favorite ways to kill an evening in front of the tube. Honestly, what's not to love about a collection of...
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Inside A few years ago, Japanese horror films were all the rage. Not even so much the Japanese versions, but rather the American remakes which did well at the box office...
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Homeworld I've said it time and time again on this site, but I'll say it again: I'm not a huge fan of science fiction. I enjoy movies that use sci-fi elements in modern day...
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Busty Stars Of The Stags: 8mm... 42nd Street Pete is back with the seventh installment of the 8mm Madness series, and for this one, the emphasis is on - as the title would suggest - busty women...
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Forgetting Sarah Marshall There has been a lot of talk about how funny "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" is. Critic Richard Roeper has been touting it as one of the funniest films ever made. Its...
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Forgetting Sarah Marshall Instead of going on another Apatow rant, I decided to skip it this time around. Jason Segel however, deserves a little recognition. Starting off with small roles in...
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I Was A Teenage Strangler I reviewed Vampire Strangler a couple of months ago, a film which gained a good deal of notoriety on the underground circuit due to it containing Misty Mundae's first...
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Smart People There is nothing worse than a film that tries to be something and then fails. The latest trend these days in Hollywood seems to be the quirky comedy. The enormous...
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Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II It seems as though kids these days are constantly complaining about the large amount of sequels that find their way into theaters, and truthfully, I can't argue that:...
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Prom Night Some films defy all explanation. Some films turn out to be not only as bad as you thought, but also as dreadful as you could ever imagine. Such is "Prom Night", the...
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Day Of The Dead In my opinion, Day of the Dead is the best zombie film ever made. There isn't even room for argument. It's not my favourite zombie movie, as Zombi 2 will always hold...
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Livelihood It seems as though the zombie comedy has moved beyond the one-off release and has become a subgenre of its own in recent years, mainly because it's probably one of the...
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Confessions Of A Young American... It's time for another Sarno flick to be added to this site, and this time around, we're going to take a look at what could quite possibly be his most daring release......
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30 Days Of Night When I had seen the commercials for this movie, I had really intended on seeing it. It was practically the one movie I wanted to see before the year ended. Vampire...
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21 What I want to know is - who thought it would be a good idea to take one of the most boring games in the world and turn it into a two hour movie? Sure, I know there...
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The Ruins How does one describe a film like "The Ruins", other than to say it's a horror film. I don't want to give anything away, yet it's going to be difficult to pen an...
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Borderland I've had extremely low expectations for the films coming out of the latest After Dark Horrorfest, as with the sole exception of Crazy Eights, none of these films have...
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Rounders As a kid, I always thought that soccer (or football for those of you outside of the US) was one of the most boring sports imaginable; I mean, here's a game that goes...
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Dead Moon Rising A few months ago, I was reading about Dead Moon Rising on one of the horror gossip sites that I check out daily, and said site mentioned that this film featured what...
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I Drink Your Blood For those of us who are in love with schlocky exploitation films, Grindhouse Releasing has been a blessing. While they don't have as many titles in their catalogue as...
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Superhero Movie What in the hell has happened to the spoof genre? When was the last time you can remember seeing a really good spoof - something on the lines of "Airplane!" or "Hot...
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Stop-Loss Quite a lot has happened since director Kimberly Peirce directed her last film. For starters, September 11, 2001. We've also seen waves and changes in the independent...
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Wolf When I was a wee little tyke, this number caught my eye at Blockbuster more than once. Inspired by my recent werewolf kick, I decided to hunt this one down. It wasn't...
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13: Game Of Death Taking plenty of notes from the hottest shows on television, 13: Game of Death is a biting satire that shows what reality television would look like if you mixed...
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Poultrygeist: Night Of The... Troma has always been a love 'em or hate 'em type of company. On the one hand, you've got people who are positively rabid about keeping up with everything that the...
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Crazy Eights When I read the synopses for the movies featured in last year's incarnation of the After Dark Horrorfest, Crazy Eights was the only film that really seemed to stand...
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