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Newest Reviews
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Hamlet 2
Whereas 2007 was the year of the drama, 2008 has been shaping up as the year of the comedy. There have already been several critically acclaimed, high-grossing...
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Broken
As a horror fan, you subject yourself to hours and hours of some of the worst movies out there, hoping to find an original one. You make your next decision based on...
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Before They Were Stars: Rey...
Although I never got into it enough to be any type of authority on the subject, I've always had a soft spot for lucha libre. For the woefully uninformed, lucha...
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Detroit Rock City
Upon its release almost ten years ago (has it really been that long?), I passed on Detroit Rock City for a couple of reasons. For starters, I'm not a huge fan of...
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The Fall
You've got to hand it to director Tarsem - he definitely has a distinct visual style. I remember first being exposed to the director at a young age - his "Losing My...
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Mirrors
There are some people that just can't stand Alexandre Aja. I don't really know where all of the hatred comes from. The man hasn't really directed enough films to be...
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Memorial Valley Massacre
I'm usually a big sucker for Slashers. Very rarely do come across a Slasher that I didn't end up liking. With "Memorial Valley Massacre", this is no exception. A...
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Step Brothers
There will always be something appealing to me about an Adam McKay comedy. I consider his first feature film, "Anchorman", to be one of the finest comedies ever...
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Tropic Thunder
Before "Tropic Thunder", the last two films I had viewed in a theatrical setting had both been comedies. "Step Brothers" was humorous enough, but nothing...
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Night Of The Demons
Who doesn't love free movies? There's nothing better than walking out to your mailbox and picking up a package you don't remember ordering and looking inside to see...
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Canvas Of Blood
A couple weeks ago, I reviewed Psycho Kickboxer on this site and gave it a slightly above-average review. Tonight, I checked out the "b-side" of that double...
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Pineapple Express
This film is the perfect example of what happens when you take an average script and put it in the hands of a phenomenal director. "Pineapple Express" is the latest...
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The Eye Of Menw
As a film critic, I try to be unbiased when I review a film. Just because a film is low budget or independent doesn't mean I give it any 'starting points' before I...
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Pineapple Express
Though it may come as no surprise to most anyone, I truly haven't been doing my duty as a reviewer, lately. Between work, friends, video games and Helicopter Girl I...
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The Shawshank Redemption
When it comes to reviews, the words "classic", "perfect", and "flawless" seem to be tossed around much too liberally. I'm guilty of this myself, I'll admit that,...
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The Office: Season One
Amongst the giant, ever-increasing garbage pile of television shows that plagues America's TV sets, The Office brightly stands out. It began its run on NBC in early...
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The Lost Room
At 1:20:44 p.m. on May 4, 1961, reality broke. A motel room and everything in it were erased from history but not from existence. Instead, each "object" within...
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Luther The Geek
There are certain ideas in the world of horror that are easy to judge on paper, but once you see them in action, you get a completely different outlook on said...
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Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers
Today's film is a release that has taken some unfair criticism over the years - I've read reviews that say that it's "too cheesy", "too reliant on T&A", and of...
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Necroville
God bless Shock-O-Rama. In a market that's annually being polluted with the worst fucking horror movies imaginable, Shock-O-Rama never fails to deliver the goods....
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The Dark Angel: Psycho Kickboxer
Before I say word number one about the actual film at hand, I have to give the artists responsible for the DVD cover art some major credit: that, my friends, is how...
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Child's Play 3
In most multi-sequel franchises, there's always that one movie that leaves you completely dumbfounded. Movies that, when the credits finally roll, you can't help...
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Assault! Jack The Ripper
Just like any other night I'm out doing my internet rounds, searching for some obscure film that sounds interesting. Somehow I stumble across Assault! Jack the...
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Us Sinners
The poster for tonight's film proclaims that "the carnal climax is so disturbing it will leave you breathless", and let's be honest here: that's a pretty bold...
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Empire Records
Growing up I was treated to some great teen comedies because of my older sister. She used to rent movies all the time, and I would eventually get a chance to watch...
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Do You Like Hitchcock?
"Do You Like Hitchcock?" was the last film I watched in the Argento box set. I really didn't have high hopes for this movie because of the constant terrible reviews...
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Lost Boys: The Tribe
Keep in mind that the original "Lost Boys" was released over twenty years ago. Why on Earth would anyone feel the need to film a sequel to a moderately successful...
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X2
Last week, I watched the original X-Men film for the first time and said that it was "one of the best comic-to-film adaptations that I've seen." If you'll recall,...
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The Midnight Meat Train
When Lionsgate greenlit "The Midnight Meat Train", it was still very much a genre studio. Up until that point, it had primarily been associated with horror films...
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Strange Wilderness
I do not know if I could say that I find comedy to be my favorite genre of film, but I certainly do crave it the most. Unfortunately, it appears to be quite...
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Red Room 2
Will there ever be an instance where I actually enjoy the sequel just as much, if not more than the original. Sure there's the odd series that's surpassed the...
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Aftermath
For those of you who have seen The Abandoned, you know what a talented director Nacho Cerda is. His unique directing style is just what the horror genre needs, and...
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The Wedding Singer
Nearly every romantic-comedy ever released has been described as "the perfect date movie", but most either focus too much on the romance or comedy side or are just...
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Misery
When people say that no one has gotten a Stephen King adaptation right yet, point them in the direction of the 1990 theatrical release, "Misery", which still stands...
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It
When Stephen King's novel "It" was transformed into a mini-series in 1990, I was glued to the screen. I was such a horror movie junkie -- even at eight-years-old...
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The X Files: I Want To Believe
The final episode of "The X-Files" aired on May 19, 2002, just over six-years ago. By that time, David Duchovny was barely popping up on the series and Robert...
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American Nudes, Vol. III
Here we are, not even twenty-four hours after getting started on the series: the final volume of the American Nudes line of releases. This particular volume is...
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American Nudes, Vol. II
Moving onwards to the second volume of the American Nudes line of releases from Cult Epics, we find that it is a direct continuation of the series that basically...
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Frozen Flesh
This review is going to be short and sweet...
And here's a tagline for someone to use -- "This was absolutely, without a doubt, one of the most painfully awful...
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American Nudes, Vol. I
What's that? You dear readers demand more vintage erotica on this site? Well, your wish is my command as we take a look at American Nudes, Vol. 1, a compilation...
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