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Posted by BuryMeAlive on November 13, 2016
The Amazing Spider-Man 2
The Amazing Spider-Man 2 I really liked the first movie in this reboot. This one however was fucking rubbish.
Posted by Crispy on September 27, 2016
Arachnophobia Wait, you don't like John Goodman? He's had his duds, but by and large I love good stuff.
Posted by BuryMeAlive on August 17, 2016
Suicide Squad
Suicide Squad Pretty much terrible from start to finish. DCCU pretty much sucks and is dead to me.
Posted by George Snow on July 22, 2016
Us Sinners
Us Sinners There's a new VOID service and Us Sinners is available on it. There might be some other underground films you might be interested in seeing.

Posted by George Snow on July 12, 2016
Zootopia Loved this. I didn't think it was as great as the Box-Office presented it.

Pixar and Disney didn't split, did they?

I paid $21 for the 3D set. They didn't send me the digital code, so I complained. They sent me a code which got me one hundred Disney points. They sent me another code which got me the digital copy and 150 points. Then I sold the DVD copy for $7. I love a bargain.
Posted by Crispy on June 18, 2016
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out Of The Shadows
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out Of The Shadows Watched it again without the initial green tinted lenses, the convoluted plot was more noticeable. I still loved the hell out of it, and I stand by the score, but the review probably needs an additional paragraph detailing that bit.
Posted by Ginose on June 18, 2016
The Purge: Anarchy
The Purge: Anarchy One of the best "Punisher" movies ever made. That said... eh. Kind of in the same boat with you on this one. I might have enjoyed it more, but the issues still existed. 7.2/10
Posted by Ginose on June 18, 2016
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out Of The Shadows
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out Of The Shadows A fun call, and I agree with... a LOT of what you said, still, thought this was a mess. A choppy, obnoxiously edited mess, that I found much less jarring and completely fucking obnoxious than the first film, but a mess all the same. Still, they got two of my favorite "TMNT" characters of all time right... but, unfortunately, they also completely fucked up my favorite "TMNT" character of all time so... meh. A hard, "meh". May watch it again, someday. 5.1/10
Posted by Lucid Dreams on June 17, 2016
Zootopia Watched it with my kids for the first time last week and I'd give it a 9/10
Posted by Tired Tigress on June 13, 2016
There Will Be Blood
There Will Be Blood I drink your milkshake.
Posted by Bill Wolford on June 13, 2016
There Will Be Blood
There Will Be Blood 3/10. I must have missed something in translation. I had to fight to stay awake as I found the whole movie minus the bowling alley scene to be one huge bore
Posted by BuryMeAlive on March 18, 2016
The Dark Knight Rises
The Dark Knight Rises Watching it again for the first time since I saw it in cinemas. It's really a mess of a film. 4/10
Posted by George Snow on March 13, 2016
King Kong
King Kong Just watched this after years, and it's AMAZING.
Posted by George Snow on March 13, 2016
Inside Out
Inside Out I enjoyed Cranium Command much more than this movie. I have it somewhere on MiniDV.

Posted by Crispy on February 25, 2016
Inside Out
Inside Out I remember that show!
Posted by George Snow on February 25, 2016
Inside Out
Inside Out There was a "show" at Epcot called Cranium Command that was this movie. It told the story of a boy's day at school when he doesn't get to eat breakfast. All his functions working against each other.

I enjoyed this. But, it's one of the weaker Pixar films IMO. The story structure seemed off. The Protagonist/Antagonist wasn't necessarily clear. I still own it though.
Posted by George Snow on January 20, 2016
Kick-Ass 2
Kick-Ass 2 I like them both equally. Though I was surprised that Moretz's role wasn't much bigger in this one. She was the stand-out in the first.
Posted by BuryMeAlive on January 20, 2016
Kick-Ass 2
Kick-Ass 2 You must be the only one in the world that likes the second one over the first.
Posted by George Snow on December 08, 2015
Kick-Ass This is the movie where I said Moretz was going to be a huge star. She stole the show.
Posted by BuryMeAlive on December 07, 2015
Halloween 4: The Return Of Michael Myers
Halloween 4: The Return Of Michael Myers I love this movie. Besides the original, I think it's the best in the series.
Posted by George Snow on November 14, 2015
American Sniper
American Sniper Overall the professionalism of the film is excellent. All the performances were first rate... But, in the end, it was boring. The action was extreme. I just wish the family story was a little more interesting.

I also don't see why so many were offended by this film.

People are fucked up.
Posted by Tristan on November 07, 2015
Son Of Frankenstein
Son Of Frankenstein Guy gets his arm ripped off in the 30s. 10/10
Posted by George Snow on November 02, 2015
Interstellar This movie bored the hell out of me. I tried to enjoy it, and it just did nothing for me.
Posted by George Snow on November 01, 2015
Bride Of Frankenstein
Bride Of Frankenstein I bought the Universal Monster set, and watched Frankenstein and Bride as a double feature. It was a great night. Both are well deserved classics.

Without looking it up, who was Elsa Lancaster married to? Hint, he played an iconic monster in a remake of one of Lon Chaney's famous roles.
Posted by Bill Wolford on October 12, 2015
It Follows
It Follows meh.....don't get the hype for this. 5/10.
Posted by Crispy on October 10, 2015
Frankenstein Bride is already reviewed and in the pipeline, as is Son.
Posted by George Snow on October 09, 2015
Frankenstein The Bride should be next. It's BETTER than Frankenstein (though not by much).

Mae Clarke went on to get a grapefruit to the face by Jimmy Cagney in The Public Enemy, released the same year 1931.

Colin Clive died in 37 from pneumonia because he was a raging alcoholic.

The little things...

All the classics are 10/10

If you haven't seen The Invisible Man, the special effects are WOW!
Posted by Crispy on September 21, 2015
Wyrmwood Absolutely loved every second of it!
Posted by George Snow on September 21, 2015
Final Destination
Final Destination I just watched the four in a row, and I enjoyed the hell out of this series. The originality of the kills was pretty impressive in this era. All of the acting was fine, and I didn't really have a problem with the "unique" plot. If you just go with it, it's a fun ride.
Posted by Bill Wolford on September 16, 2015
A Tale Of Two Sisters
A Tale Of Two Sisters 4/10.....had about 10 endings too many.
Posted by BuryMeAlive on August 01, 2015
Death Racers
Death Racers Seriously, this one is close to unwatchable. 2/10
Posted by George Snow on July 03, 2015
Zombieland I love Zombieland. I found a 2007 draft of the script (I thought it was the final draft). The script is different, interesting and has some great moments.
I always wondered how they found the girls and the Escalade on the road. It was On-Star. Harrelson’s character had a friendly relationship with Detroit the last On-Star operator. She thought he was killed when the escalade crashed. She gave him the location of it. She in the script a bunch of times, and completely removed from the film.

There’s no clown nemesis for Flagstaff and the girls final destination was DISNEYLAND. Of course they’d never get permission to shoot there, and it ends at a mini-mart.

Flagstaff and Stone never hook up, and the guys are constantly being hi-jacked by them. The girls are not in the last half hour of the film (they’re found 2 pages before The End) or at Bill Murray’s house. Of course in the script it’s Patrick Swayze’s pad. Swayze has no lines as he’s a real zombie. Numerous classic Swayze scenes are reproduced, ending with Swayze and Harrelson reenacting the Swayze/Grey dance.
It’s fascinating the simple changes that made the film that much better than the script (though there’s plenty of great stuff removed. I don’t remember where I downloaded it from, it’s well worth the read.
Posted by Bill Wolford on June 19, 2015
The Thing
The Thing 10/10 every day.
Posted by BuryMeAlive on June 11, 2015
The Amazing Spider-Man
The Amazing Spider-Man I really enjoyed this one. Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone are great and it's an overall great superhero movie. Sadly I can't say the same for the second movie.
Posted by Crispy on June 04, 2015
Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday
Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday While I begrudgingly admit it was better than eight, Jason Goes to Hell is still terrible.The body-jumping idea was stupid. This half-cocked idea that Jason was actually a demon, but yet still tied to a mortal bloodline was stupid. This all-knowing sage archetype was stupid. The transforming knife thing was stupid. They couldn't even throw us any good aesthetics either. Tent scene aside, there was nothing special about any of the kills, and in the ten minutes of screen-time Jason got, he looked terrible and not in the good way. Then there was the big climax, featuring a bunch of demon hands that looked like something from the latest Muppets movie.Somewhere in all this mess, there's one or two concepts that could have formed the foundation of a well-done Jason Goes to Hell, but they sure weren't used.
Posted by Crispy on June 03, 2015
Friday The 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan
Friday The 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan Complete garbage. Not only was the New York angle blatantly pissed away, but there were way to many sloppy ideas. Crystal Lake is in Sussex New Jersey, a landlocked county in north western jersey, a mere 75 miles from Manhattan. Yet this boat is leaving on a 24 hour oceanic cruise to the city. I understand wanting to change things, but at least think a little bit about how to get him there. Plus, the concept with child Jason was mind-numbingly retarded, not to mention way out of the series timeline. Jason's new found ability of teleportation is just pure laziness. The toxic waste thing was worth nothing more than a confused blink and a depressed sigh. If you simply ignore this one, the franchise is better for it.
Posted by Crispy on June 01, 2015
Friday The 13th
Friday The 13th RIP Betsy Palmer
Posted by Crispy on May 31, 2015
Frankenstein I disagree, this was one of the more faithful adaptations I've ever seen, save a few bits here and there, most of which took their inspiration from Universal's classic. The only one I really hated was the Elizabeth scene. As for the ending, it's very close to the novel's ending, but features a melodramatic, sappy twinge to it that did no favors to either this movie or the pages that inspired it. 7/10
Posted by Griffinheart on May 19, 2015
Avengers: Age Of Ultron
Avengers: Age Of Ultron I had a few issues with the movie, but it was great nonetheless. Probably about an 8/10 for me.

One thing that bugs me about both Avengers movies (and other movies that do this) is the use of mind control. It's kind of a cop-out plot device to make good characters do bad things without any reason (for that character, not the villain) or emotional arc. Granted, the run time of each movie was already crammed full of plot and couldn't stand much more being inserted, but mind control always feels cheap to me. Also, no character who has been mind controlled should be trusted after that (especially with no telepath on the team), regardless of Black Widow's magic ability to shock people back to normalcy.
Posted by Lucid Dreams on May 10, 2015
It Follows
It Follows I'm shocked you didn't say anything about the music. 8/10
Posted by Nostromov on April 27, 2015
Van Helsing
Van Helsing It's funny, to see negative comments about this movie everywhere; but, if you ask them - why was it bad, compared to what... It's a gr8 (!) adventure, one of my favorites!.. Watch it alone, so presumptuous people won't bother you; I love it, still watch it today - even after SO many viewings. :))
Posted by Stormy Sundae on April 21, 2015
The Toolbox Murders
The Toolbox Murders I agree. I wish the intensity of the first ten minutes continued throughout the whole movie
Posted by Stormy Sundae on April 20, 2015
Sick Girl
Sick Girl I absolutely loved this addition to Masters of Horror! I thought both of the lead actresses did extremely well, the story was unique and interesting, and creepy and sweet
Posted by George Snow on April 12, 2015
Salò: The 120 Days Of Sodom
Salò: The 120 Days Of Sodom If this movie was made in the US there would have been a revolt at the end and the Fascists would have died as tragically as possible. However, there is nothing compatible for them to get their just desserts. That's my main problem with this film, this is sickness for sickness sake. There's no ramifications for your actions. While this is true in real-life, why would you glorify it on cinema? I liken this to The Wolf of Wall Street. I sat there for 3 hours waiting for this asshole to die, and he didn't.

Sick, disturbing film, just not satisfying in the end.
Posted by Lucid Dreams on March 26, 2015
Leprechaun: Origins
Leprechaun: Origins Saw the trailer and that was all I needed to see.
Posted by George Snow on March 18, 2015
The Phantom Of The Opera
The Phantom Of The Opera Yes, Charlie Chaplin.

I bought a 10 blu ray set from South Korea, many of his classics aren't available in the US on blu ray.

Buster Keaton is a completely different type comedian. But, his silents are magnificent. I didn't think I would appreciate him the way I did Chaplin, and I was wrong.

The one thing to remember when watching silents, there was no code for danger. So, many of the things that look dangerous and deadly, and they were.
Posted by Crispy on March 18, 2015
The Phantom Of The Opera
The Phantom Of The Opera Chaplin as in Charlie Chaplin? I've seen a skit from Gold Rush that was hysterical. Wanted to look more into him.
Posted by George Snow on March 18, 2015
Jennifer's Body
Jennifer's Body I didn't know till recently that this was written by Diablo Cody. So, for $3 I bought it. Fox is pretty hot, so really how bad could it be? The first thing I noticed is Seyfried is the lead not Fox. IMO I'd fuck Seyfried over Fox any day of the week. So, that was a pleasant surprise. It was the awful script that ruined this movie.

I've been watching a ton of Chaplin, Keaton, Hitchcock, and everything else made back in Hollywood's hey day. So, I have high expectations. The amount of long, boring and nothing happens scenes were vast as opposed to the one or two decent bloody moments.

This movie is a prime example of latching onto a script written by an Oscar winner. This script had no right being shot the way it was. Look at the amount of talent that grabbed on. What a piece of shit this was.
Posted by George Snow on March 18, 2015
The Phantom Of The Opera
The Phantom Of The Opera Isn't it fantastic? It's your first silent, there are SO MANY magnificent silents. Wait till you see The Hunchback of Notre Dame, West of Zanzibar, The Unknown or The Penalty.

Kino has released the original 1925 version on Blu Ray along with 2 1929 reissues in one package. They're all great.

If you get a chance and want a recommendation on (IMO) one of those endings that just flaw you, check out Chaplin's City Lights. All his films are fabulous, but the ending of CL is special, very very special.
Posted by Crispy on February 25, 2015
Werewolf In A Women's Prison
Werewolf In A Women's Prison This was pretty fucking terrible. In a good way I mean. Lots of blood, lots of boobs, plenty of tongue in cheek action. Plus, I kind of liked the aesthetic of the werewolf. It looked extremely cheap of course, but it was a really nice thought. No reason to watch this again, but I enjoyed it when it was on.
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