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Posted by Tobes on January 8, 2012
Creepshow 2
Creepshow 2 I saw The Raft when I was a little kid, and it made me scared of dark water (rivers/oceans/etc).

I watched it again when I was 27 and thought to myself "Why the fuck was I afraid of garbage bags".

8/10
Posted by Tobes on December 20, 2011
Left 4 Dead
Left 4 Dead You never go full retard, and it goes full retard at 5:55.
Posted by Tobes on November 5, 2011
Dead Stop
Dead Stop What a ruiner you are!

You think the exit clip would have been better in the beginning, or kept where it was?
Posted by Tobes on October 15, 2011
Little Fockers
Little Fockers Completely agree with the review, the "Fockers" trilogy is completely played out anymore, and this movie seemed like a cash in from all of them.
Posted by Tobes on September 6, 2011
Storm Of The Dead
Storm Of The Dead Those are some huge weird boobs in that one screen shot...
Posted by Tobes on November 16, 2010
Saw: The Final Chapter
Saw: The Final Chapter @bm : I'm not saying 3D isn't a gimmick, but there were two times in the movie that I felt awkward/uneasy from the movie (in a good way). One was the fishhook trap, and the other was when the spike trap was in my face. That makes the 3D worth it to me, because it made me feel something different.

The amount of people that worked on it I think is a poor argument whether it's "good" or not, as there are tons of films/video games that are amazing that were made by only a handful of people.

@385 : I personally would have felt worse if the series ended on Saw6 with the ending that had for the series, rather then then bringing out one last movie and closing everything.
Posted by Tobes on November 15, 2010
Saw: The Final Chapter
Saw: The Final Chapter In response to :
"Fans of the franchise might be disappointed with the ending but it makes total sense to me -- as much sense as any of these films has ever made."

I really think there was no better way to end the franchise, and I think if you're actually a fan of the series (you as in the general public), that the ending would be whatever the opposite of disappointing is.

And in response to:
""Saw 3D" also packs no 3D punch"

Saw is one of the movies that does 3D "right" to me, in that it doesn't pop shit out of the screen at you, rather it gives the picture depth going back away from you. The scene where they kept showing the 3-spiked trap "up close" like it was going to stab you in the face, without popping it out of the screen, was actually really well done, and I don't think it would have worked if it would have been a normal film.
Posted by Tobes on July 28, 2010
Left 4 Head 5: The Zombie Hoard
Left 4 Head 5: The Zombie Hoard Fifth movie should get five out of ten and each sequal should get one more point from here on out.
Posted by Tobes on April 5, 2010
Amusement
Amusement @Chad : I feel honored that you took my side after thinking I was "way off the mark", haha. I warned you ahead of time about it, as well.
Posted by Tobes on March 31, 2010
CKY: Infiltrate - Destroy - Rebuild - The Video Album
CKY: Infiltrate - Destroy - Rebuild - The Video Album Chad must have only given this a 10 because Misty is in it, I know the kind of shit music he likes. =)
Posted by Tobes on March 11, 2010
Jack Frost
Jack Frost I was just telling someone about this movie today, and whenever i talk about it, I always bring up the "Christmas came early" line.

Best quote in any movie, ever.
Posted by Tobes on March 8, 2010
Black Christmas
Black Christmas I honestly thought this movie was complete shit, but can't remember offhand of why I did, since I saw it almost 10 years ago at this point.

How can you make an entire movie based off of the stupid "The phone calls are coming from upstairs!" story?
Posted by Tobes on March 4, 2010
The Seduction Of Misty Mundae
The Seduction Of Misty Mundae "That doesn't mean that I turn a blind eye to her faults, and I have no problems pointing out any flaws in her performances" -- Chad Connolly, Sex Critic
Posted by Tobes on January 22, 2010
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Avatar I'll definitely give you her back story as a flaw But I'm pretty sure they said that the Stupidly named ore is for earths energy crisis and that's why it was so important.
Posted by Tobes on January 22, 2010
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Avatar @Greg

Without using the "no character development" statement, give me plotholes in the movie. I just want to see what everyone says.
Posted by Tobes on January 22, 2010
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Avatar @Ginose

Just for conversation sake, and not an arguement, can you tell me some of the "Plotholes" you thought there were?
Posted by Tobes on January 14, 2010
District 9
District 9 Joke between me and Chad about it
Posted by Tobes on January 14, 2010
District 9
District 9 The important question is...Were they really on Earth the whole time?
Posted by Tobes on January 4, 2010
The Machinist
The Machinist 5 stars, 9/10 if I had reviewed it.

I kept thinking "This is like Fight Club" the whole time, but the reason for the visions was a little more interesting then FC was.
Posted by Tobes on December 23, 2009
Left 4 Head
Left 4 Head "There's an old saying in the world of media, that being "If it's popular or in the news, there will be a pornographic version of it.""

It's called Rule 34 sir
Posted by Tobes on December 22, 2009
A Christmas Story
A Christmas Story That leg lamp is ELECTRIC SEX.
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