Posted by Tobes on January 8, 2012
Creepshow 2
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I saw The Raft when I was a little kid, and it
made me scared of dark water
(rivers/oceans/etc).
I watched it again
when I was 27 and thought to myself "Why the
fuck was I afraid of garbage bags".
8/10
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Posted by Tobes on December 20, 2011
Left 4 Dead
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You never go full retard, and it goes full retard
at 5:55.
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Posted by Tobes on November 5, 2011
Dead Stop
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What a ruiner you are!
You think the
exit clip would have been better in the beginning,
or kept where it was?
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Posted by Tobes on October 15, 2011
Little Fockers
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Completely agree with the review, the
"Fockers" trilogy is completely played
out anymore, and this movie seemed like a cash in
from all of them.
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Posted by Tobes on September 6, 2011
Storm Of The Dead
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Those are some huge weird boobs in that one screen
shot...
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Posted by Tobes on November 16, 2010
Saw: The Final Chapter
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@bm : I'm not saying 3D isn't a gimmick, but there
were two times in the movie that I felt
awkward/uneasy from the movie (in a good way). One
was the fishhook trap, and the other was when the
spike trap was in my face. That makes the 3D worth
it to me, because it made me feel something
different.
The amount of people that
worked on it I think is a poor argument whether
it's "good" or not, as there are tons of
films/video games that are amazing that were made
by only a handful of people.
@385 : I
personally would have felt worse if the series
ended on Saw6 with the ending that had for the
series, rather then then bringing out one last
movie and closing everything.
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Posted by Tobes on November 15, 2010
Saw: The Final Chapter
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In response to : "Fans of the franchise
might be disappointed with the ending but it makes
total sense to me -- as much sense as any of these
films has ever made."
I really
think there was no better way to end the
franchise, and I think if you're actually a fan of
the series (you as in the general public), that
the ending would be whatever the opposite of
disappointing is.
And in response
to: ""Saw 3D" also packs no 3D
punch"
Saw is one of the movies
that does 3D "right" to me, in that it
doesn't pop shit out of the screen at you, rather
it gives the picture depth going back away from
you. The scene where they kept showing the
3-spiked trap "up close" like it was
going to stab you in the face, without popping it
out of the screen, was actually really well done,
and I don't think it would have worked if it would
have been a normal film.
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Posted by Tobes on April 5, 2010
Amusement
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@Chad : I feel honored that you took my side after
thinking I was "way off the mark", haha.
I warned you ahead of time about it, as well.
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Posted by Tobes on March 11, 2010
Jack Frost
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I was just telling someone about this movie today,
and whenever i talk about it, I always bring up
the "Christmas came early" line.
Best quote in any movie, ever.
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Posted by Tobes on March 8, 2010
Black Christmas
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I honestly thought this movie was complete shit,
but can't remember offhand of why I did, since I
saw it almost 10 years ago at this point.
How can you make an entire movie based off of
the stupid "The phone calls are coming from
upstairs!" story?
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Posted by Tobes on March 4, 2010
The Seduction Of Misty Mundae
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"That doesn't mean that I turn a blind eye to
her faults, and I have no problems pointing out
any flaws in her performances" -- Chad
Connolly, Sex Critic
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Posted by Tobes on January 22, 2010
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I'll definitely give you her back story as a flaw
But I'm pretty sure they said that the Stupidly
named ore is for earths energy crisis and that's
why it was so important.
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Posted by Tobes on January 22, 2010
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@Greg
Without using the "no
character development" statement, give me
plotholes in the movie. I just want to see what
everyone says.
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Posted by Tobes on January 22, 2010
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@Ginose
Just for conversation sake, and
not an arguement, can you tell me some of the
"Plotholes" you thought there were?
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Posted by Tobes on January 14, 2010
District 9
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Joke between me and Chad about it
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Posted by Tobes on January 14, 2010
District 9
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The important question is...Were they really on
Earth the whole time?
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Posted by Tobes on January 4, 2010
The Machinist
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5 stars, 9/10 if I had reviewed it.
I
kept thinking "This is like Fight Club"
the whole time, but the reason for the visions was
a little more interesting then FC was.
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Posted by Tobes on December 23, 2009
Left 4 Head
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"There's an old saying in the world of media,
that being "If it's popular or in the news,
there will be a pornographic version of
it.""
It's called Rule 34
sir
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