Directed by Tom Kuntz Mike Maguire Written by Todd Hanson   Robert Siegel   Cast Daniel Chacón ... Young American / Cock Puncher Ken Takemoto ... Sensei Steven Seagal ... Cock Puncher Don McManus ... Dennis McCormick Kate Fuglei ... Dolores McCormick Abigail Mavity ... Roseanne McCormick Reid Weaver ... Dennis McCormick, Jr. Brian Powell ... Typical Neighbor Husband Adele Robbins ... Typical Neighbor Wife Jason L. Miller ... Sooty Firefighter Brendon Baerg ... Sooty Child Len Cariou ... Norm Archer Larissa Laskin ... Dana Dobbs Scott Klace ... Kip Kendall Barbara Pilavin ... Alzheimers Old Lady Sandy Kenyon ... Alzheimers Guy in Crowd Sam Menning ... Alzheimers Guy in Crowd Orlando Seale ... Producer Erik Stolhanske ... Producer Sarah McElligott ... Melissa Cherry Michael Bolton ... Self Karl Montgomery ... African Child (as Karl Montgomery Jr.) Kwame Boateng ... Dibo Steven Kozlowski ... White Trash Dude Randy Oglesby ... Surgeon General Archie Howard ... Fat Man (as Archie J. Howard) Howard Shur ... Smoker Todd Hanson ... Smoker Driver Arthur Kendall ... Bud Schwartz Ira Gewant ... Brunno Tucci Christopher Weeks ... Rolly Ingersoll Edward Ansara ... Skink Bradley Murray Gershenz ... Raggles Wimpole Paul 'Mousie' Garner ... Uncle Smackers (as Mousie Garner) Helen Geller ... Mavis De Haven Richard Fancy ... Kenneth Garber Murphy Dunne ... Raymond Marcus Alex Solowitz ... The Masses Savannah Haske ... Rapist Lisa Griffin M. Creech ... Rapist Policeman Daniel Dae Kim ... Rapist Ivy Leaguer Stefan Sacks ... Rapist Uncle Rebecca Lowman ... Rape Victim Julie Amy Davies ... Board Game Woman John Gibson Miller ... Steel Beam Construction Guy Jim Gleason ... Steel Beam Architect Ben Braat ... Dutch Dad Sal Lopez ... Peruvian Jay Montalvo ... Peruvian Bashar Rahal ... Arab Terrorist Russell Steinberg ... Young Terrorist Ahmed Ahmed ... Ahmed Amir Talai ... Ahman Ryan Bosch ... White Black Guy Bill Leslie Duke ... White Black Guy Jenny Brendan Fletcher ... White Black Guy Tim Todd Bosley ... White Black Guy Dan Michael Brainard ... White Black Guy Policeman (as Mike Brainard) Dane Farwell ... White Black Guy Policeman Mary Boucher ... White Black Guy Judge Chris Karwowski ... White Black Guy Jury Foreman Michael Harte ... Pentagon General Charles Howerton ... Pentagon General James Kayten ... Pentagon Officer Sean Conroy ... Landmine Salesman Christopher Boyer ... Landmine Boss S.E. Perry ... Recruitment Officer Michael Harney ... Line-Up Detective (as Michael J. Harney) Alonzo Bodden ... Prisoner Gill Gayle ... Prisoner Robert Shampain ... Prisoner Dad Jordan Lindsay Hamm ... Girl Greeting Prisoner Tom Wright ... Kwame Roberts Gedde Watanabe ... James Nakatami Troy L. Collins ... Dashante Jackson Daniel Colembie ... McSorley's Bartender Marc Antonio Pritchett ... Upstanding Black Man Jerry Giles ... Dave Kostman John Viener ... Peen Out Guy Mike Loew ... Library Penis Man David Chisum ... Penis Pal Glen Martin Morales ... Penis Ethnic Man Micah Sauers ... Penis Boy Michael R. Dowell ... Penis Businessman Ken Narasaki ... Businessman Clint Culp ... Bates Computer Customer Paul Scheer ... Bates Computer Salesman Dirk Maria Schneider ... Bates Computer Customer's Wife Dustin Seavey ... Bates Temp Dude Bill Dearth ... Bates Businessman Gregorio ... Bates Delivery Man (as Z.G. Harris) James M. Connor ... Bates Manager (as James Michael Connor) Michael Delaney ... Gil Bates Nick Chinlund ... Bryce Brand Jim Rash ... Bryce's Manager Angel Cassidy ... Porn Star Mia Crowe ... Porn Star Gauge ... Porn Star Kirk Ward ... Brendan Laroux Eric Siegel ... Studio Executive Jen Cohn ... Cooking Show Host Meredith Baxter ... Cooking Show Chef Charley Beil ... Wizards Gamer (as Charles Beil) Daniel Benson ... Wizard Gamer (as Dan Benson) Adam Crosby ... Wizard Gamer Jed Rees ... Wizards Proteus Greg Pitts ... Wizards Dragonmaster Greg Cipes ... Hippie Diplomant William Duffy ... Man in Suit Cory McAbee ... Man in Suit Evgeniy Lazarev ... Slovesevic (as Eugene Lazarev) Adam Gregor ... Birajko Terrence Flack ... Bank Gunman Mo McRae ... Second Bank Gunman (as Mõ) Sarah DeVincentis ... Bank Customer Michelle Buffone ... Bank Liz Anne (as Michele Buffone) Jim Ortlieb ... Bank Mr. Poniewicz Cory Nartatez ... Gay Guy Savastian Padilla ... Gay Guy (as Savastion Padilla) Bruce Stevenson ... Gay Guy Chris Villa ... Gay Guy (as Christopher Villa) Kenneth C. Rosier ... Presidential Advisor Rodney Dangerfield ... Rodney Dangerfield Ivan Klipstein ... Subscription Card Man Hanna Bluth ... Little Girl Jennifer Saurenman ... Mother Tanya Ballinger ... Cockpuncher Entourage Kamela Forbes ... Cockpuncher Entourage Neva Massey ... Cockpuncher Entourage Eleanor Mercado ... Cockpuncher Entourage Karen Miller ... Cockpuncher Entourage Rachelle Wood ... Cockpuncher Entourage André Costa ... Cameraman Donna Glytch ... God Bless America Dancer (as Destiny Lightsy) Michon Suyama ... God Bless America Dancer Vai Tiare ... Melissa Cherry Video Dancer (as Vaitiare Au-Harehoe) Kato Bonner ... Melissa Cherry Video Dancer Allison Kyler ... Melissa Cherry Video Dancer Brandy Lamkin ... Melissa Cherry Video Dancer Clifford McGhee ... Melissa Cherry Video Dancer Tomasina Parrott ... Melissa Cherry Video Dancer Adrian Armas ... Lollipop Love Dancer Kevin Federline ... Lollipop Love Dancer Dante Harper ... Lollipop Love Dancer (as Danté Harper) Robert Hoffman ... Lollipop Love Dancer (as Robert James Hoffman III) Lucas Raynaud ... Lollipop Love Dancer Dave Scott ... Lollipop Love Dancer Harry Shum Jr. ... Lollipop Love Dancer Uncredited Cast Ahmed B. Badran ... Peruvian Kathie Barnes ... Concerned Mother Bo Barrett ... Wigger Jim Jackson Bolt ... Texas Chainsaw Killer Chris Cashman ... UPS Delivery Man Martez Covington   Said Faraj ... Suicide Bomber Bill Frenzer ... Nicholas Van Essen Justin Rodgers Hall ... Terrorist Glen Hambly ... Attorney Susanna Harter ... Librarian Mohammed Hassan ... Terrorist Hiro Koda   Eloise Lynch ... Britney Spears Fan Marshall Manesh ... Announcer Ronald McAdams ... Drunken Irishman Joel McHale ... Office Worker Chrissy Metz ... Heavy Girl Christopher Nissley ... Terrorist Training Video Announcer Blaine Pate ... Office Worker Paula Price ... Host a Rape Tape Gal Tony Sagastizado I ... Taliban Terrorist Helen Slayton-Hughes ... 'Yarn-it-All' Employee Channing Swift ... Ice Hockey Fan Tony Swift ... Ice Hockey Fan Cassie Townsend ... Pot Smoker Girl at Board Game Party Melissa Zanit ... Yearbook Girl Produced by Kevin Halloran   David Miner   Gil Netter   Michael Rotenberg   Jason Weiss   David Zucker   Original Music by Asche & Spencer Thad Spencer

Additional Info Premiere: January 07, 2008 DVD Release: June 03, 2008 Country: Distributor: Twentieth Century Fox Websites: Production Companies 3 Arts Entertainment Searchlight Pictures New Regency Productions Zucker/Netter Productions Distributors Twentieth Century Fox   (2008) (World-wide) (all media) Searchlight Pictures   (2008) (USA) (theatrical) 20th Century Fox Home Entertainment   (USA) (DVD) Rating Stats Overall Rating 6.0 / 10 Our Rating 5.7 / 10 Your Friends -- / 10 Male Users 5.7 / 10 Female Users -- / 10 Site Ranking #3,868 / 20,736 Ratings Breakdown Perfect 1 total rating Almost Perfect 2 total ratings Average 2 total ratings Mediocre 1 total rating Site Ranking #3,864 The Munsters: Season 1 (1964) #3,865 Polaroid (2019) #3,866 Villains (2019) #3,867 Faust (1926) #3,868 The Onion Movie (2008) #3,869 Hardware (1990) #3,870 Split Second (1992) #3,871 House Party (1990) #3,872 Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves (1997)