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SSI: Sex Squad Investigation (2006)

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6.1
 / 10
2 votes
Genres:
Comedy, Crime Comedy, Mystery, Porn Parody, Sexploitation, Softcore Sex Film
Director:
Thomas J. Moose Thomas J. Moose
Starring:
John Paul Fedele John Paul Fedele
A.J. Khan A.J. Khan
Mckenzie Matthews Mckenzie Matthews
Angelina Havusinner Angelina Havusinner
Frank Bowdler Frank Bowdler
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Review by Chad
Added: May 14, 2007
Well, who are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
I really wanna know (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
Tell me, who are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
'Cause I really wanna know (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)


That's such a great song, but the words are just a little different in tonight's feature; the title of the song found here is "Who Did Who", and I'll leave it up to you readers to figure out how the rest of the song goes. Yes, Seduction Cinema has returned with another one of their erotic parodies, and if it wasn't blatantly obvious by the title and theme song, this little gem is a parody of CSI and the hundreds of other shows similar to it.

Our storyline begins with Detective John Honeysuckle (John Paul Fedele), the head of SSI, who is attempting to get to the bottom of an illicit sex crime. You see, thanks to a new bill passed by President Shrub (Frank Bowdler), sex before marriage is now illegal; therefore, the boys in SSI are constantly being tasked with tracking down and busting these immoral bastards. After the unfortunate death of his former partner, Honeysuckle is now partnered up with a young Katrina Lightbody (A.J. Khan), and although he plays the "I don't want a new partner, leave me alone" card for a while, the two eventually grow on one another and prove to be a formidable team. They'll definitely need to be as we soon discover that there is a serial fucker running about in town, a woman who leaves her "victims" completely drained of energy and a small step above lifeless. The perennial party girl Paris Anderson has already been "assaulted" by this mystery woman (and yes, the sex tape wound up all over the place), but it's about to get a lot worse due to the fact that the president's very own promiscuous daughter Jessica Shrub (Natalie Heck) is the next target.

Before getting down to business, I should probably point out that I watched the R-rated cut of this film rather than the unrated version. I have no idea what was trimmed from this version, but I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that it was mainly the softcore lesbian sex scenes; there's a shockingly small amount of it to be found here, a fact which is very unusual for a Seduction Cinema release. The DVD comes with a slip that can be sent in (with three bucks to cover shipping) to get a free copy of the unrated version, but c'mon - don't us reviewers get the special unrated treatment? No? Ahh well, it was worth a shot.

Anyway, with all of my personal bitching aside, I really enjoyed this movie. Granted, I'm a sucker for CSI, NCIS, and the various other shows with acronyms for titles so it was particularly amusing for me to see them spoofed in this title, but you really don't have to be in order to get a couple of good laughs out of the title at hand. Yes, this movie is funny; it's not one of those late-night specials that simply throw together some "jokes" as an excuse to show some T&A and softcore action, and as such, there's an actual plot and script driving things along. Just try not to laugh when you see how the two male officers attempt to conceal their identity before busting a couple of lawbreakers... or how they pump a witness for information... or when our fearless president simply shows up and utters a couple of lines.

I was also pleasantly surprised to see A.J. Khan receive a starring role for a change. Now that Misty Mundae has (sadly) left the POPcinema camp, Khan has become my personal favorite out of their entire bunch; not only is she a looker, but she's also a damned fine actress to boot. My opinion hasn't been changed after watching her here as she was one of the true highlights of the film and brought quite a lot to the table. I've been saying for years now that this woman is money, and it seems as though someone finally listened to me. Now, if she can only continue to land these major roles, I will be one happy camper.

So yes, SSI was a damned entertaining film and one that I couldn't recommend enough to fans of parody films, especially if said fans enjoy a little T&A mixed up in the package. 8/10.
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