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Secret Desires (2008)

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4.7
 / 10
4 votes
Genres:
Sexploitation, Softcore Sex Film
Director:
John Bacchus John Bacchus
Starring:
Jackie Stevens Jackie Stevens
Darian Caine Darian Caine
Molly Heartbreaker Molly Heartbreaker
John Paul Fedele John Paul Fedele
Duane Polcou Duane Polcou
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Review by Chad
Added: January 15, 2008
In this remake of Curious Obsessions, we find... oh, wait a minute, this technically isn't a remake at all. It does share the exact same plot and it plays out in the exact same way, and it was even written and directed by the same guy, but it's technically a different movie. Most of the faces and all of the nudie loops have changed, but still, it's pretty much the exact same film with some gay jokes thrown in for good measure.

For those of you who don't remember (or were too lazy to click the above link), the storyline for this one centers around a lady (Darian Caine) who finds an old film projector in her closet while cleaning the house. She proceeds to pop in one of the reels, and what do you know - it's a nudie loop, presumedly from the fifties or sixties. Watching this gets her extremely turned on, and this being a softcore film and all, she proceeds to do what she does best - masturbate to the grainy images projected onto her wall. Meanwhile, her husband is finding out that he may not be as straight as he thought he was, and all the while, various women come into contact with this projector and become mesmerized by its power. This results in two solo scenes from Mrs. Caine, solo scenes from both Jackie Stevens and Molly Heartbreaker, and a duo of softcore lesbian scenes featuring Caine and Heartbreaker... oh, and a bunch of gay jokes.

Although I did say that this is basically the same film as Curious Obsessions, one must remember that softcore films aren't exactly known for their award-winning storylines, so to fault it for rehashing a storyline in this fashion is a bit silly; after all, how many different ways can a filmmaker present naked women to the audience? Besides, as I mentioned in my review for Curious Obsessions, it's always interesting to see vintage erotica mashed up with fresh material, and it was just as neat this time around as it was back then.

As an added bonus, the humor that was thrown in was actually pretty funny, if you're the type of person who thinks that a gay man trying to get into a straight man's pants is humorous. I happen to fit snugly into that demographic, so there were a handful of scenes tucked away in here that pulled more than a giggle from yours truly. Of course, this is only a minor thing in the grand scheme of the film as the main focus is softcore titillation, but it was nice to have something in there to keep things interesting.

Overall, there's not much more than can be said. You've got some smoking hot ladies getting naked for the camera - what's not to love? Darian Caine is great as usual, and it's always nice to see Molly Heartbreaker getting some screen time as I think that she's one lady who is extremely underutilized in these films. 7/10.
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385 #1: 385 - added 01/15/2008, 05:06 AM
There's an older version of this storyline too, about old film projectors getting ladies fired up. I think it was older than Curious Obssessions as well, I just remember a girl fingering herself in the bathtub while she was wrapped up in a film reel.
Chad #2: Chad - added 01/15/2008, 09:56 AM
Did it use legit nudie loops from the fifties and sixties, or was it recreated stuff?
385 #3: 385 - added 01/15/2008, 03:53 PM
I have no clue, but it was on of those Cinemax at 3 am flicks, so I'm betting it was whatever method was cheaper.
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