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Retard-O-Tron Video Mixtape II (2008)

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> Retard-O-Tron Video Mixtape (2006)
> Retard-O-Tron Video Mixtape II (2008)
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Black Comedy, Comedy, Gross-Out Comedy, Trailer / Footage Compilation
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Review by Chad
Added: March 04, 2008
In an attempt to woo the man of her dreams, the man who just so happens to be the infamous guitarist known as Steve Vai, a crazy fan sends him a video featuring hers truly stripping down to her birthday suit and crooning a frightening rendition of "Happy Birthday" for him. Then, she uses the power of her vagina to blow out a candle resting atop a cupcake before proceeding to queef repeatedly and loudly for about five minutes. After she's done tooting her own horn, she delivers the following line: "See Steve, just like you can make some crazy noises with your guitar, here I am making weird noises with my pussy."

In another scene, Miss Benny Hinn tells a group of believers that they need a "Holy Ghost enema right up their rear ends" before running around the stage and screaming maniacally. This is followed by a clip featuring a pair of women receiving milk enemas and squirting the liquid all over one another, a clip which then segues into more televangelist goofiness. If this and the above "queefing for Vai" excerpt sounds like your brand of humor, you can go ahead and stop reading right now: you'll love this collection.

Yes, those crazy kids who brought us the original Retard-O-Tron Video Mixtape are back with another collection of the most bizarre, demented, perverted, and truly fucked up video clips that you'll likely ever see. Want to see a woman with a facefull of jizz swallow a couple goldfish and then puke them back up? How about an Asian couple who packs a handful of cockroaches into a blender, hits purée, and downs the resulting gooey mess? Maybe watching an elephant eat a banana out of a woman's pussy is more your speed, or perhaps you'd like to see some backyard wrestling featured weed wackers, staple guns, and twenty-five foot falls onto tables and broken glass. Let's not forget the woman who sucks a load of sperm out of another woman's ass, spits it on a table, and then proceeds to snort it as though it were cocaine, or the teddy bear with a giant black cock who pounds a young Asian woman from behind.

There's even a hilarious montage of cumshots and bizarre insertions played out in reverse, as well as a scene known as the "Oh-Yeah-A-Thon" which features a counter ticking off how many times a porn starlet screams "Oh yeah!" while getting pounded by her male costar (hint: the final tally is more than 200). There's also the "usual" assortment of equally intriguing clips: hermaphrodite sex, bizarre movie trailers, unaired television pilots, skateboarding mishaps, Vanilla Ice goodness, the "singing cocksucker from Missouri" who belts out a stirring rendition of "Old McDonald" while sucking off some guy in a disco club, and risky graffiti adventures from the boys over at Indecline. There's damned near two hours of material here, so suffice it to say that there's a little something for everyone included in this package.

I have to admit that I had my concerns when I received an email from the guy responsible for this series of releases. You see, I loved the first movie, and to be honest, I sort of expected to be let down by the sequel. Why? Well, it seems as though these "best of" and "clip collection" releases always tend to blow their load (so to speak) with the first release by putting together the best of the bunch, and when it comes time to put together the sequel, the filmmakers are left digging through the leftovers - the material that wasn't quite good enough to make the cut the first time around. I expected more of the same, naturally, but to say that I was optimistic about this collection being as good as or even better than the original would be a lie.

Thankfully, I was wrong... dead wrong. You see, this collection is indeed as good as the first video in the series, and in fact, I'd even go on record as saying that it's better. Sure, there's once again a couple of clips that I wasn't a huge fan of (a given considering the randomness of the collection), but the material that did have me laughing and retching was easily on par with the material found the first time around. Some of it is even better than the best material from the first release, which is no small feat when one considers how much I enjoyed that collection of depravity.

What really helped this particular release was the improved editing and splicing of the material, as well as the fact that the content was much more balanced this time around. Unlike the first video, if there's something in here that you don't particularly enjoy, don't fret: it won't last long, and you'll soon be watching something completely different. As an example, there's a collection of skateboarding accidents found here which simply isn't my bag; I've seen the best (or worst) that this sort of thing has to offer, and quite frankly, I've grown tired of watching them. When we got to the motorcycle clips in the first film, we had to sit through clip after clip after clip of the same damned thing, but here, the moderation makes watching these clips that you may not enjoy much easier since they're not rammed down your throat time and time again.

If you enjoyed the original or if you're just in the market for some truly bizarre shit, give this one a watch. It'll be available as a free download on their official site in about a week, or if you can't wait, you can purchase it on DVD from them right now. Whichever route you decide to take, make damned sure you catch this one. 9/10.
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Edd #1: Edd - added 03/04/2008, 11:39 AM
I MUST have this fucking movie. The stills alone are reason enough, but the review was in depth and top-notch as well.
Nirrad #2: Nirrad - added 03/04/2008, 02:43 PM
The first one was just genius. Can't wait to see this one.
Penisbutt Jackson #3: Penisbutt Jackson - added 03/04/2008, 07:14 PM
OH BOY IT'S HERE!
Tristan #4: Tristan - added 03/16/2008, 06:56 PM
I know it's hard to call it a movie, but it really was one of the funniest things I've seen in quite some time.
Nirrad #5: Nirrad - added 03/23/2008, 01:43 PM
I think I like the first one better, but this was still pretty funny. It started off kinda boring, but it quickly picked up. Definitely looking forward to part III.
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