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Posted by Volkswachter on January 21, 2022
Spirit Camp
Spirit Camp I was extremely disappointed with this movie, but I am also a snob. I can't put my finger on exactly what it is about these 80s slasher throwback flicks that misses the mark, but there is something that is either missing, or something that is done in a different way that completely kills the enjoyment and immersion. I believe it's the way scenes are framed, and the way the camera is used; new movies like this remind me more of youtube videos than they do of actual movies.

There isn't much I can add as a synopsis that hasn't been said by Chad; but I will say that I disagree that this movie has an 80s slasher vibe to it. Maybe I've spoiled myself with the greatest slashers from the era and maybe it's hard to live up to the films I actually loved, but this movie can't hold a candle to films like Cheerleader Camp (1988)

First and foremost. I was able to correctly guess who the killer was the moment the killer appeared on screen. The red herrings were less herrings and more neon billboards with the words "NOT THE KILLER" flashing into the night rather than actual misdirection.

The overall tone and pace of the movie also felt very off, there was a lot of erroneous plot points that led up to nothing and a lot of back story that felt shoe horned and hamfisted into the plot for no reason other than to explain why one character knew how to pick handcuffs.

I wasn't angry with this movie, but I also wasn't stoked on it. This is not a movie I'd watch a second time. And I gave it a 3.7/10 without the tits it would have been a 1.5/10
Posted by Volkswachter on July 1, 2020
This Isn't Scary Movie... It's A XXX Spoof!
This Isn't Scary Movie... It's A XXX Spoof! I'm pretty sure you have to be a fucking retard to parody a parody movie. I'll watch it, but I won't like it.
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