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Posted by Optimus Prime on January 21, 2010
Cigarette Burns
Cigarette Burns Pretty weak. Great storyline, just overall kind of weak. You don't hear anything about the past of the film, just that it's "evil" and it was showed once. 3/10.
Posted by Optimus Prime on January 16, 2010
District 9
District 9 Oh, yeah. Whoops.
Posted by Optimus Prime on January 14, 2010
District 9
District 9 I absolutely loved it... probably my favorite of 2009. I don't really know what parts were boring. And no, they weren't on Earth the whole time? Why would you say that? 10/10.
Posted by Optimus Prime on January 01, 2010
Step Brothers
Step Brothers Yeah... I don't think this was bad at all. I loved it. I laughed pretty much through the whole thing. 8/10.
Posted by Optimus Prime on December 27, 2009
A Christmas Story
A Christmas Story Don't care for it. 4/10.
Posted by Optimus Prime on November 13, 2009
Hatchet
Hatchet Takes a while to get going but when it did it was amazing. 9/10.
Posted by Optimus Prime on November 08, 2009
The Fair Haired Child
The Fair Haired Child Yeah, this was really bad. 3/10.
Posted by Optimus Prime on November 07, 2009
Swimfan
Swimfan I think about everyone has seen this movie for some reason. It's not that great... 4/10.
Posted by Optimus Prime on November 05, 2009
The Office: Season 1
The Office: Season 1 I've seen the original... a few times. Ricky Gervais makes it a lot better. The British version is by far better than this one, but doesn't mean this one is bad at all.
Posted by Optimus Prime on November 04, 2009
The Office: Season 1
The Office: Season 1 I watched all this season today, and about 3/4 of the second. Fun for a while, but the subtle and uncomfortable humor kinda stuff just gets old. 8/10.
Posted by Optimus Prime on November 04, 2009
Laid To Rest
Laid To Rest Really liked it... ending was kind of a downer. Some of the better gore I've seen in a while. 9/10
Posted by Optimus Prime on October 27, 2009
Family
Family The Master of Horror movies that is.
Posted by Optimus Prime on October 27, 2009
Family
Family My favorite of the movies I've seen... 9/10.
Posted by Optimus Prime on October 27, 2009
Scream
Scream I'd have to go with a 8/10 on this one too. Saw it for the first time, today... I'm way behind on this kinda stuff. Real good though. I agree with all the positive stuff said I just didn't like how much it was tied into them being all obsessed with horror movies.
Posted by Optimus Prime on October 23, 2009
A Nightmare On Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge
A Nightmare On Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge I've never seen a movie with so many gay hints in a movie. Pretty bad overall, 2/10.
Posted by Optimus Prime on October 22, 2009
Man v. Food: Season 1
Man v. Food: Season 1 Just got through all of it... It's pretty good, I just don't like Adam Richman all the time. 8/10.
Posted by Optimus Prime on October 22, 2009
[REC]
[REC] Finally got around to watching this... Everything about this is great. Loved it. The ending is the one of the scariest things I've seen in a while.
Posted by Optimus Prime on October 21, 2009
Set The Mood DVD: Cozy Hearth
Set The Mood DVD: Cozy Hearth Fuckin' really, man?
Posted by Optimus Prime on October 19, 2009
Johnny Gruesome
Johnny Gruesome It'd make a pretty good film if they made a feature-length version. Wasn't bad, 7/10.
Posted by Optimus Prime on October 13, 2009
Nosferatu
Nosferatu I watched it basically because it's kinda one of those movies you have to see. I liked it but it will be nothing I go out of my way to watch again. I don't understand why this has to be your ticket to be a horror fan like this chap, Wes, said below. 7/10.
Posted by Optimus Prime on October 13, 2009
Critters
Critters Entertaining as hell. Can't say I want to dig further into the other films though, didn't really catch.. 7/10.
Posted by Optimus Prime on October 13, 2009
Alien
Alien When the little alien pops out of the dude's chest and looks around for a bit then scuddles off is really funny to me. Anywho's I love it. 10/10
Posted by Optimus Prime on October 13, 2009
Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels
Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels Really damn good. Just watched it for the first time not too long ago, kinda boring at parts but kept my attention pretty much throughout. I'd give it an 8/10.
Posted by Optimus Prime on October 12, 2009
Jennifer's Body
Jennifer's Body Throw that all in one next time, bud...

I'm with Tristan on this one. I'll never watch go out of my way to watch this. When the only thing good you can say about your movie is "MEGAN FOX IS IN IT... SHE'S SO HOT!" you know it's trash.
Posted by Optimus Prime on October 09, 2009
Hellbound: Hellraiser II
Hellbound: Hellraiser II It got way to wacky towards the end. I really didn't care about Pinhead's past and the film put too much emphasis on it... it still was good for most of it. 7/10.
Posted by Optimus Prime on October 09, 2009
Hellraiser
Hellraiser Just started watching all of these. Should of watched them sooner. Love it, 9/10.
Posted by Optimus Prime on October 09, 2009
Nick And Norah's Infinite Playlist
Nick And Norah's Infinite Playlist Hated it... enough of the cutsie bullshit. Michael Cera sucks. Good enough for me to make it all the way through, 5/10.
Posted by Optimus Prime on October 09, 2009
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Ditto on the previous comments... I laughed pretty much the whole way through this. 10/10
Posted by Optimus Prime on October 09, 2009
28 Days Later
28 Days Later Danny Boyle is always amazing. 10/10.
Posted by Optimus Prime on October 09, 2009
Quarantine
Quarantine I heard a lot of negative stuff about this movie before I watched it. It wasn't near as bad as people say. I had a pretty damn good time watching it. 7 or so/10.
Posted by Optimus Prime on April 27, 2009
Return To Sleepaway Camp
Return To Sleepaway Camp That girl that Alan had a crush on was so damn annoying. When they were trying to get the noose off her, she probably said "Get it off!" as loud as she could a good 50 times. She also screams way too much, unnecessarily. I didn't get the point of Isaac Hayes either. Overall pretty good though. 7/10.
Posted by Optimus Prime on April 22, 2009
Slumdog Millionaire
Slumdog Millionaire Definitely deserved Best Picture. I still think Sunshine is Danny Boyle's best. 10/10
Posted by Optimus Prime on April 14, 2009
Midnight Movie
Midnight Movie Watched this last night. Nothing I'll probably ever watch again, but it wasn't bad at all. Perfect length and was never boring or anything. Story was kinda lame in my opinion but it was original enough to be entertaining. Looked like there'll be a sequel of some sort. 7.5/10.
Posted by Optimus Prime on April 03, 2009
Sunshine
Sunshine I didn't even know this was reviewed on here... well, this is one of my favorite movies. I love it. 10/10.
Posted by Optimus Prime on April 01, 2009
Dead Snow
Dead Snow Most fun I've had watching a movie in a while. So good. 10/10.
Posted by Optimus Prime on March 25, 2009
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Forgetting Sarah Marshall Just caught this for the first time last night. Wasn't expecting much being I'm not a huge Apatow fan. Impressed the hell out of me though. 9/10. Probably my favorite of all his movies.
Posted by Optimus Prime on March 10, 2009
Slither
Slither Just plain hilarious. Loved it. 10/10.
Posted by Optimus Prime on February 18, 2009
Blades Of Glory
Blades Of Glory One of the only films I've ever walked out of. 1/10.
Posted by Optimus Prime on February 17, 2009
Rushmore
Rushmore Love it. Watched it again tonight, it moved into my top ten faves. 10/10
Posted by Optimus Prime on February 14, 2009
Friday The 13th
Friday The 13th I think I'll never see this movie after this review. Entertaining review though.
Posted by Optimus Prime on February 11, 2009
Night Of The Creeps
Night Of The Creeps Just saw this for the first time. Amazing. 9/10.
Posted by Optimus Prime on February 11, 2009
Georgia Rule
Georgia Rule My friend was watching this, I sat through it. Wasn't impressed, boring and I hate Lindsay Lohan. 3/10.
Posted by Optimus Prime on February 04, 2009
Signs
Signs For none of it being probable, it wasn't half bad.
Posted by Optimus Prime on February 04, 2009
Anacondas: The Hunt For The Blood Orchid
Anacondas: The Hunt For The Blood Orchid OMG is right. The original is much better.
Posted by Optimus Prime on January 29, 2009
Leprechaun: Back 2 Tha Hood
Leprechaun: Back 2 Tha Hood Can't really do the same joke twice. He did stab someone with a bong though. Still funny. 4/10
Posted by Optimus Prime on January 29, 2009
Leprechaun In The Hood
Leprechaun In The Hood Definition of entertainment. 8/10.
Posted by Optimus Prime on January 29, 2009
Leprechaun
Leprechaun Loved it. One of the first horror movies I saw as a kid that I remember. 8/10 just for nostalgia.
Posted by Optimus Prime on January 29, 2009
Clarissa Explains It All: Season 1
Clarissa Explains It All: Season 1 Remember Stick Stickley? Cheapest mascot ever.
Posted by Optimus Prime on January 29, 2009
Clarissa Explains It All: Season 1
Clarissa Explains It All: Season 1 Ferguson! What a nerd? Remember the halloween episode. Spooky as fuck. And how creepy would it be to have someone come over whenever they like through a window with a ladder? Really creepy. 9/10


Thanks for reviewing this by the way. Should do more of the old Nickelodeon ones if you ever feel like it.
Posted by Optimus Prime on January 28, 2009
Teeth
Teeth I have basically the same exact same to say about this movie as Tristan. 6/10
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