Salt
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Some of you guys really need to buy yourselves a
few tons of sense of humor, along with a brand new
personality. As for the trolling bit...quick, hide
your porn, mommy is coming with some afternoon
snacks. Get a life, a wife, and some pubes...
PS » Bad news: Since a sense of
humor is a sign of intelligence, it appears that
it can't be bought. Looks like some of you people
are just going to have to bare living a whole life
with yourselves...of course, there are always
options, if it gets to unbearable for you ;)
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Salt
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Interesting review...but...any movie featuring
Angelina gets an automatic, minimum start-point
classification, of 6/10. No maybe, buts, or ifs.
If Angelina is in the credits, the minimum
starting point is 6/10...then we can worry about
the trivial, such as: is the movie any good? I expect the rating to be altered
accordingly...unless you're gay, that is (ignore
this last bit if you are female, in that case: it
is not only OK, but strongly recommended that your
sexual preferences be as all-encompassing as
humanly possible). As for Salt, I reckon an
8/10 will suffice ;)
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Lost: Season 1
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So many plot holes...dos it even have a plot? If I
had no life, no wife, no kids, I would radder go
for "Who's Nailin' Paylin?" .
Enough said on this waist of good air
time...
4/10
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Let The Right One In
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OK, but there are some good ones...
What about the language problem? Anybody have
difficulty following a movie, and enjoying it,
when you don't understand the native language,
specially if there is a lot of dialog???
Any thoughts on dubbing the original,
would that be the best way to keep true to the
original while not alienating people like me, who
don't like to read and try to view the movie at
the same time?
As for the movie, I
love the ambiance Swedes manage to imprint on
their movies and books, so I'll be looking out for
this one. Any Amazon.co.uk release date??
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Let The Right One In
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In what language is it?
I like to keep my
reading and seeing separated...
Why
such hostility to remakes? Most are far better
then the original, specially the Japanese/Korean
ones...
Now, I am going into my bunker,
waiting out the bombardment, so that I don't have
shell-shock, and can actually hear my movies in
English, they are supposed to be...Fire
away...
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Empire Records
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It's one of those movies you never want to end. I
would gladly see an extended version, three or
four hours. It wouldn't even need a great plot,
just those wonderful characters...
10/10,
cause I can't give it more...
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