Posted by Shakes on June 4, 2009
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I respect your opinion, and I'm glad you enjoyed
it. I loved how certain actors randomly showed up
(besides stupid fucking Eli Roth).but especially
C. Feldman, R. Jeremy, and ones from the first
toxie. but this pokey film was just a pile of
crap. I don't blame them for milking Toxie for all
he's worth (nothin wrong wit capitalism), but this
movie was like a sack o garbage that should've
been taken out weeks ago. Tromeo and Juliet is a
heall ofa lot better than this IMO...anyone who
HONESTLY believes that this movie is one of the
"greatest films ever made" has been
lliving off rock or under one for the last decade
or so.. "this is film has everything",
yea? how about any valid scenes presenting us
with something remotely intelligent-- not a
jumbled mix of mind numbing junk. any serious fan
of film will tell you this movie reeked of shite.
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Posted by Shakes on May 24, 2009
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I'm a huge fan of the original but from my
perspective this was utter trash, way over the
line plain stupid. yes i said it. even as a self
parody it fails. I almost didnt finish this
nearly-worthless "the real sequel"
because it was so juvenile, boring and lame. i
never thought it was possible to be too
Tromatically off the wall and outrageous that its
unbelievably BAD. if it takes you 2 shitty
attempts over 15 years to put together a
"true sequel" then you got a problem for
real man. I guess I didn't have enough drugs in
my system to dumb myself down to the retarded
level capable of enjoying the movie. then again
I'm not huge into Troma movies like I was as a
teenager, im sure i would have loved it back then
when I was failing middle school. sorry, Lloyd,
I'll just stick with the first one.I do think it
deserves some credit for what it is but I'm
positive I don't ever want to see it again. 5.5/10
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Posted by Shakes on February 25, 2009
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first off, the TCM remake was godawful. what
trash. and this F13, if we should dare to call it
that, was a hell of a lot more entertaining
(funny, freaky, etc) than "jason goes to
hell," which was a complete kick in the
balls, and a pathetic attempt. you made my day,
bra', cuz that film has absolutely nothin goin for
it, and it was just plain RETARDED in every single
way. you can do better than that. shit, where's
the fucking 211??? god bless.
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Posted by Shakes on February 21, 2009
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hmm...I think this is that one film I saw as a
small child, which completely scared me away from
the ocean for all my life. 10/10
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Posted by Shakes on February 18, 2009
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yeah. categorically, it can (and probably should)
easily be erased within the series just like with
Jason X etc... and really, was anybody on the face
of the planet expecting this to be some top
number? of course not, at least, no one should
have. if you expected anything other than what it
is, then you were doomed in the first place.
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Posted by Shakes on February 18, 2009
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what a wasteless piece of jankem. rocky!rocky!
come on. what a dipshit.
nostalgia
never tasted this bad.
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Posted by Shakes on February 18, 2009
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..this is a joke, right?
...Right?
whew. for a second i thought you were serious. i
feel comforted now. 0.5/10
the good
old point-five is for the scene where that dumbass
dude takes a full swing, and totally misses his
opponent who falls down like a bitch. that shit
was golden.
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Posted by Shakes on February 18, 2009
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i had somethin goin on in this here mind to write
about this < > flick! give me just a
second, now. i think...i think i've still got it..
no..? what.?..oh no. oh man.
maybe
next time... 3/10...
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Posted by Shakes on February 18, 2009
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well let's see what we got here. new blood, goes
to hell, jason X...lol? is it even necessary to
provide a full-length explanation? some real gems
there, bub! i'm willing to bet you walked in there
expecting it to be shit (like all of us), then
guess what?
well that was a
surprise..and those 3 that i mentioned, are really
the movies I was initially referring to. not
exactly the originals. the point i'm making is i
liked it better than some of the F13's and the
shitty horror movies that are made today. so i
liked it, you didn't. there's no problem.
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Posted by Shakes on February 17, 2009
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yeah, man, I'm a huge fan of F13 and horror films
in general. a lot of it is garbage. don't sell
yourself short, dude. don't get all gung-ho and
shout blasphemy because my opinion differs from
yours.
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Posted by Shakes on February 17, 2009
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i liked the scene where paris hilton gets impaled
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Posted by Shakes on February 17, 2009
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surprised to say I actually enjoyed it...it was a
fun ride. its at least much better than a lot of
the F13 shit thats out there. 5/10
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Posted by Shakes on February 7, 2009
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the hills have eyes ???? that has always been
CRAP
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Posted by Shakes on February 4, 2009
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It's somehow important that this "movie"
is never viewed by anyone ever. It is painfully
bad. I hated it so much that I even considered
hunting down the "filmmakers" and
terrorizing their lives for making such a
worthless piece of shit and calling it Creepshow
III. I won't get into those details... Whatever
you do, avoid this at all costs, unless you're a
masochist or something. Even then...it will only
make you angry at the world...and you will
probably lose faith in all that is potentially
sacred. 0/10
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Posted by Shakes on January 23, 2009
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I love Claire Danes. she's also a 10/10
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Posted by Shakes on January 23, 2009
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By the way, everyone...stop fantasizing about
jared leto's skinny faggot ass/sad puppyface, and
read the book. It's by Hubert Selby Jr. And of
course you didnt know that...
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Posted by Shakes on January 23, 2009
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Awful trash. the truth hurts some times, doesn't
it? Eli Roth should be shot. Done...
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Posted by Shakes on January 23, 2009
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Again, blueweenie, how do you rate Fear &
Loathing in Las Vegas a 2.5? Watch it again
without playing with your cock when Johnny Depp
smiles.
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Posted by Shakes on January 23, 2009
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Fuck you because i love this movie. see i'm VERY
passionate!
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Posted by Shakes on January 23, 2009
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again: avoid creepshow 3 unless you are planning a
slow and painful suicide.
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Posted by Shakes on January 22, 2009
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I met Bruce years ago and he signed my copy of If
Chins Could Kill...he wrote "STAY
GROOVY!" He's just like you'd expect him to
be, sarcastic as hell, actually a little dorky
though. What a badass motherfucker. 10/10
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Posted by Shakes on January 22, 2009
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I saw this as a kid, always have loved it. Nice
originality and awesome puppets. My favorite
puppet has always been Blade, but they're all
pretty badass in their own ways. 8/10
Warning: PLEASE do not see The Legacy!!!! It
will only make you angry at not just Charles Band
& Full Moon but the entire world! - Reed
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Posted by Shakes on January 22, 2009
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Wow, I love this movie. Acting is hilarious, and
Mitch Pileggi is a maniac! Also...nice Tim Leary
cameo as a TV evangelist. 5/10 indeed
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Posted by Shakes on January 22, 2009
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this movie scared the shit out of me as a kid.
Still haven't been the same when dolls are in my
presence. the sequels are fucking great as well.
very original storyline. 7.5/10
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Posted by Shakes on January 22, 2009
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Horror film or not, dog, it's still a very good
film. no point in rating it as a horror film,
because it's more than that... 7/10
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Posted by Shakes on January 22, 2009
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I liked it better than the Hills have Eyes. what a
peice of crap that was. i give LHotL a 4/10...
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Posted by Shakes on January 22, 2009
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I love this flick!!!! Definitely a must see! The
ending is awesome. Every scene is great though.
9/10
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Posted by Shakes on January 22, 2009
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What can I say???I love Nightmare on Elm St and
part 3. The others suck ass.. Alhough I've always
been more of a Voorhees fan.. Freddy is a pussy
compared to Jason. I mean, if you have to kill
people in their dreams then you're a punk-ass
bitch. Gotta love his cheeseball jokes though!
10/10
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Posted by Shakes on January 22, 2009
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Great sequel. I really like it a lot. it's at
least a 9/10
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Posted by Shakes on January 22, 2009
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I agree 100 per cent with Edd. One of my favorite
movies of alltime. One of Chevy's best. I can
watch this so many times (AT LEAST once or twice a
year!) and it never gets old. 10/10
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Posted by Shakes on January 22, 2009
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My personal Hughes favorites are PT&A
(heh...that came out interesting..um, nevermind)
and of course Uncle Buck, my all time favorite
Hughes film. The Breakfast club, receives a
well-deserved 10/10 just the same
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Posted by Shakes on January 22, 2009
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How does one not like this movie? :/
American Beauty. it's all in the same An instant
classic, really. To call it a masterpiece would be
an understatement. 10/10 with a rose petal
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Posted by Shakes on January 22, 2009
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I'm giving it a 8/10 because it was so dreadfully
long at some parts. It really is so, so slow!
Believe me, it's a wonderful movie. The acting,
all of it, is incredible. Probably one of the best
King adaptations, if not the absolute best.
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Posted by Shakes on January 22, 2009
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Hilarious movie. The first time I watched it I
smoked some amazing pot and was so completely
stoned I really got into it, you know? This movie
made me cry! It was funny AND sad. 8/10 as well
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Posted by Shakes on January 22, 2009
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What a great movie. A true work of cinematic art.
I love the beginning with the psychedelic colors.
Anyway, Sandler delivers a unique oddball
character that is somehow comical and surprisingly
believable. Philip Seymour Hoffman as the Mattress
Man.. haha. i loved that. and Luis Guzman.. as
Sandler's coworker. Hell yeah 9/10
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