Knowing
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I'm sure the acting could have been better.. I see
the Cage name and don't bother wasting my time
anymore. Give up on him Ginose, he has never been
good and have given him many chances I shouldn't
have to prove this. His voice is droning and he
either has no soul or puts none of it into his
acting. He is and has ALWAYS been flat and boring.
He sucks the life out of any film he is in, it is
such a shame he is still allowed to act at all.
No chance in hell I'm sitting through this
crap!!! Prejudged on the grounds that Nicolas Cage
is a pussy-lipped, untalented hack with a
nauseating, vexatious voice that makes me wish I
were born deaf or could at least forget I ever
heard his droning tone. *flushing sound* 0/10
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The Village
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OMG! This movie was lame! I've put kids to sleep
with it! This abysmal bore goes in the crap pile
with " Those We Do Not Speak Of." BLAH!
It did make a funny bit for Scream 3 though, glad
I watched it so I understood.
"But if you talk about those of whom we do
not speak, have you not spoken of that about which
we do not talk."
" Do not speak of
that of about which we talk of not speaking...
about."
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Interview With The Vampire
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Tom Cruise made Lestat even more gay than Anne
Rice did and the best parts of the story were left
out. I did like the end though, for two reasons,
one it was over and the other it was funny. Brad
Pitt was lovely to look at as Louis, but boring
and his voice droned on and on. This one goes in
the crap pile never to be watched again.
Favorite quote:
"I want some
more!"
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Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street
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An excellent cast for an awesome script. Johnny's
voice and the set up of the story made the first
twenty minutes a beautiful treat, the rest was
bloody desert. There was barely a kiss yet the
romantic feel was evident throughout. Hellena
Bonham Carter played Nellie so well I would have
sworn she was madly in love with Sweeney and when
he put his blade to her throat the look on her
face took my breath away.
Praise to Tim
Burton, Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter, Alan
Rickman, Ed Sanders, Jayne Wisener, and even
Timothy Spall! Laura Michelle Kelly made my teeth
hurt, but that's what FF is for. Best musical ever
and one of the most romantic films ever made.
10/10
"Oh, well that's a
different matter then. For a moment there I
thought you lost your marbles.... Ugh! All that
blood. Poor bugger. Oh well! ... Well, waste not,
want not!"
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Daredevil
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NO NO NO! Who the hell let Assfleck play
Daredevil? That person ought to be flame-broiled
slowly! Matt Murdock should have been played by a
man. I couldn't watch it all the way through and I
will never try to again, it gathers dust in my
crap pile.
Why aren't there negative
ratings on this site?
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Lara Croft: Tomb Raider
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Her everything is fake, her tits and lips are
balloons, I think even her ass is fake! I wouldn't
want to grab them and would gag if she offered, I
never had a taste for plastic. The only thing
that was worth watching here was her workout, it
gave me ideas.
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Beowulf
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I wholeheartedly agree, watching it was almost as
bad as reading the poem, neither of which I will
ever torture myself with again.
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Office Space
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Milton Waddams (Steven Root) made me laugh so hard
with his mumbled threats and complaints.
"And I said, I don't care if they
lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill
that if they move my desk one more time, then,
then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And,
and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk
four times already this year, and I used to be
over by the window, and I could see the squirrels,
and they were married, but then, they switched
from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I
kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind
up as much, and I kept the staples for the
Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if
they take my stapler then I'll set the building on
fire... "
Definatly not the
funniest movie I've ever seen, but it kept me
laughing. 8/10
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The Butterfly Effect
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I thought it really blew! It was slow and the
story line was awful, it had a good premise, but
it didn't go anywhere. The ending was stupid, it
was like the writers fell asleep about the same
time I did. I like Ashton Kutcher, but he was not
believable, maybe he should stick to comedy. 2/10
never to haunt my screen again!
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The Exorcist
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To quote Beetlejuice: " I've seen the
EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES,
AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I
SEE IT..." how true, except I think I've seen
it closer to a hundred times! 10/10
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First Blood
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I culd watch Rambo sew himself up a billion times
and never bore of it. The story was great, the
acting was alright, the cameraman had problems in
the beginning, but overall I loved it. 10/10
"Look John, we can't have you
running around out there killing friendly
civilians."
"There are no
friendly civilians!"
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Versus
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Great movie! Blood, gore, martial arts, guns,
swords, zombies, comedy, who could ask for more?
Fun, fun, fun!
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The Machine Girl
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Great movie, fun to watch! Watched with squeamish
friend, even better, lots of laughs.
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