Posted by MrDerp on January 8, 2006
Hostel
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Tarantino's influence on the film was the reason
it was so enjoyable. Much like Kill Bill, it has
that overblown violence that is meant to make you
laugh and have a good time, before you realize
that you're laughing at a bloody mess. Watching a
movie involving Tarantino and expecting realistic,
scary violence and horror is a big mistake.
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Posted by MrDerp on January 3, 2006
Wolf Creek
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Wayyyy too much of a generic slasher film for me.
And they didn't have to take the first hour of the
movie to build up a "mood".
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Posted by MrDerp on October 23, 2005
Land Of The Dead
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I don't think it had the groundbreaking, legendary
status that the first three had. But it's more
than worthy of the 'Dead' and Romero names, and
kills every other horror film made in the last
several years.
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Posted by MrDerp on September 20, 2005
Super Size Me
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Honestly, if someone is dumb enough to eat fast
food every meal every day, you think this movie
will have any effect on them? This film had as
much of a point as making a movie about dogs
barking. We know what happens, we don't need you
to show us for 2 hours.
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Posted by MrDerp on September 20, 2005
Batman Begins
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Finally, the Batman series returns to glory.
Batman and Robin was fucking horrible. This one is
quite redeeming, though.
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Posted by MrDerp on September 20, 2005
The Matrix Revolutions
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The action was boring in this one. And the
storyline had too much of a bible-esque message.
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Posted by MrDerp on September 20, 2005
The Matrix
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The best (and only really good) movie in the
series.
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Posted by MrDerp on September 20, 2005
Edward Scissorhands
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My favorite Tim Burton film as well. Should hit
you in the heart no matter who you are.
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Posted by MrDerp on September 20, 2005
Terminator 2: Judgment Day
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Not as good as the first. But if you missed the
point of the first one, it's pretty much laid out
in the end of this film. And John Connor is
annoying as shit in this movie.
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Posted by MrDerp on September 20, 2005
The Terminator
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The point of the film isn't so much how the
storyline all works out. It's about the message
involving technology and machines in our own
world. This movie is legendary.
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Posted by MrDerp on September 20, 2005
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones
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The only thing I didn't like about this one, was
the overuse of special effects. In most areas you
can clearly tell it was made on a computer, and it
doesn't even look real. Other than that, good
movie.
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Posted by MrDerp on September 20, 2005
Jackass: The Movie
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Life's too short to be serious about your movies
all the time. Sometimes it's nice to just be dumb
and enjoy dumb humor. And in that situation, this
movie rules.
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Posted by MrDerp on December 31, 2004
Spider-Man 2
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OMG TOBEY IS LIKE SOOOO HOTTT!!!!11!!!1
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Posted by MrDerp on December 31, 2004
AVP: Alien vs. Predator
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Let's see...the Predator and Alien films all had
an R rating, and this could only pull off a PG-13.
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Posted by MrDerp on December 31, 2004
The Ring
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Not anywhere near as scary as everyone says. I was
bored.
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Posted by MrDerp on December 31, 2004
Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines
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What I enjoyed is how they added humor into the
film, and how it was just plain fun to watch with
all the destruction going on.
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