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Posted by Cryptorchild on February 22, 2013
Chillerama
Chillerama I thought this was just so-so. The best of the bunch was The Diary Of Anne Frankenstein, easily.
Posted by Cryptorchild on February 21, 2013
The Devil Inside
The Devil Inside I guess I'm in the minority here as I really enjoyed it and I thought it was cool the film went the "documentary" route which usually bugs me but I thought they pulled it off alright. It creeped me the fuck out and that's sort of hard to do. All in all, it may not be the best movie ever but I really dug it. 8/10 for me.
Posted by Cryptorchild on January 26, 2013
The House Of The Devil
The House Of The Devil There was something about this movie that just draws me in. I know for the first half, it kind of drags but the second half really makes up for it. I thought it was just creepy and unsettling at times, like all that tension was just building up. I can see why some wouldn't care for it but for me I think it was a real winner. 8/10.
Posted by Cryptorchild on January 22, 2013
V/H/S
V/H/S I was really excited to watch this and I have to say I was let-down. I think my favorite film was 'Second Honeymoon' followed by 'The Sick Thing That Happened to Emily When She Was Younger'. But overall, the whole thing was just meh... I'd give it a 6/10.
Posted by Cryptorchild on May 02, 2009
The Fifth Element
The Fifth Element I love this movie. I don't care what anyone says. Milla Jovovich done great, I thought. I'd give it a 9/10.
Posted by Cryptorchild on February 16, 2009
Mirrors
Mirrors Man, I just didn't care too much for this movie. I'm a fan of Aja's and I loved his two previous films but I think this is just....blah. Granted there were some creepy moments but overall, I thought it was bland and a bit boring. Plus, I am NOT a big fan of Kiefer Sutherland either. Maybe I just went in expecting so much more.... I'd give it maybe a 5/10 at best.
Posted by Cryptorchild on February 16, 2009
His Name Was Jason: 30 Years Of Friday The 13th
His Name Was Jason: 30 Years Of Friday The 13th $20? Damn. I got mine at Wal Mart for a little less than $10. I happened to enjoy this documentary. I have not watched the extras yet but I plan on to soon enough. It's by no means perfect bu it's was more than decent. And it came with a free ticket to see the remake so I can't complain too much. All in all I'd give it a 6.5/10, give or take.
Posted by Cryptorchild on February 02, 2009
Repo! The Genetic Opera
Repo! The Genetic Opera Finally watched it and I liked it.
Posted by Cryptorchild on January 30, 2009
Strangeland
Strangeland Can't blame the guy for trying. And really, it could have been a lot worse. I thought it was ok, nowhere near great but I can enjoy it. I'd give it a 4/10 I guess. Hell I'd even bump it up to a 5 soley on the fact that Snot's final song, Abscent was in the movie and on the soundtrack.
Posted by Cryptorchild on January 05, 2009
Repo! The Genetic Opera
Repo! The Genetic Opera You are all lame.

Really.

I just want to see this.
Posted by Cryptorchild on December 01, 2008
Red
Red To be honest I didn't know Lucky McGee even had a part in directing this until I read the review. I'm still waiting for a McGee film to make up for The Woods. But again, I thought this movie was perfect. Even more so when you're a fan of the book.
Posted by Cryptorchild on November 13, 2008
Red
Red I've said it before but I am a HUGE Jack Ketchum fan. I have read and collected the vast majority of his work. Red was a great book and I was excited to hear it was going to produced onto film. The movie followed the book exactly. The acting was all top notch and everything in the book was brought to life brillantly. I LOVED the movie, it was all perfect. So far Jack Ketchum has been 3 for 3 with his books being made into films. Great review Meanie!
Posted by Cryptorchild on October 22, 2008
Gremlins
Gremlins I watched this for the first time in a LONG time the other night. This movie is great and it's stood the test of time. It'll always be a classic in my book. You just can't help but to enjoy this movie. 9/10.
Posted by Cryptorchild on October 09, 2008
Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer
Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer This is a fun movie, just got finished watching it. Robert Englund is great. It's not perfect but it is pretty dan good. 8/10.
Posted by Cryptorchild on October 02, 2008
Alien Apocalypse
Alien Apocalypse You know if Bruce Campbell wasn't in this movie..... Yeah, it's lame. The effects are horrible. Everything about this is a B-movie. But aside from that, it's still fun to watch. I'd give it a 7/10 I guess.
Posted by Cryptorchild on August 19, 2008
Aftermath
Aftermath AMAZING film. Hot damn, it's so cold hearted but just beautifully filmed. Everything is perfect. This film is such a nice introduction to Nacho Cerda and then The Abandoned let you know that the man does have talent. I'm patiently awaiting his next project which whatever it is, I'm sure it will not dissapoint.
Posted by Cryptorchild on July 24, 2008
The Dark Knight
The Dark Knight Yeah seriously. Just agree to disagree. You both enjoyed the movie to one degree or another. Fucking get over it. Damn, you're both acting like little kids. Anyway, I finally had the pleasure of watching this movie ther other night. Firts off, I hate comic book movies. Always have, always will. I couldn't give two shits about Batman or any other superhero out there. There was one reason and one reason only that I saw this movie and enjoyed it. The Joker. To ME personally, he stole the movie. I thought he was amazing. And that's just my opinioin, which to be honest does not mean anything to anyone. And that suits me just fine. I really enjoyed this movie a lot and I would gladly recomend it to anyone.
Posted by Cryptorchild on July 17, 2008
Automaton Transfusion
Automaton Transfusion Yeah this movie is shit. I'm glad to see that I'm not alone with this opinion.
Posted by Cryptorchild on June 18, 2008
The Sixth Sense
The Sixth Sense Now I loved The Sixth Sense. I think its easily my favorite M. Night Shyamalan film. I just loved everything about it. I thought it had an amazing story and the acting was just great. And damn, there were scenes that just plain scared the shit out of me. Even now, they're a bit uncomforable to watch. I really think this movie will stand the test of time. I don't know if everyone will agree with that but I really think it will. I'd give this a solid 10/10.
Posted by Cryptorchild on June 18, 2008
Unbreakable
Unbreakable Wow, 10/10? Better than the Sixth Sense? I wouldn't go that far. I thought this movie was decent and I thought that Samuel L. Jackson and Bruce Willis both played their parts great. Even the overall look of the film, with the dark blues and blacks was beautiful. But....I just got bored with the story. It just kind of dragged on. I dunno, I just didn't get sucked into the film. I'd give it a 6/10.
Posted by Cryptorchild on June 18, 2008
The Village
The Village I'm in the middle on this one. While I didn't think it was bad, I didn't think it was all that great either. I do agree with Ginose though, the 'twist' was kinda dumb even if you didn't see it coming. I would rate it a 6/10 I guess.
Posted by Cryptorchild on June 16, 2008
Slashers
Slashers I'm glad to see someone liked this movie. I saw it quite awhile back and enjoyed it. Then last week I found it used and I was more than happy to buy it. I'm glad to see someone give it a good review.
Posted by Cryptorchild on June 15, 2008
Best Of Guinea Pig
Best Of Guinea Pig This is a good thing if you've never seen any of the other Guiena Pig films. You get to see all best scenes but if you already own all the other films then having this is pretty pointless. Not really sure why this was even put out in the first place but oh well....It's still a nice little thing to have. I'd give it a 7/10.
Posted by Cryptorchild on June 15, 2008
Guinea Pig: Flower Of Flesh And Blood
Guinea Pig: Flower Of Flesh And Blood I personally think this movie blows away the first one, espically in the gore department. I just enjoyed this one a lot more that the first. And yes, I'd have to agree this is one of the better films in the Guinea Pig series. Definately one of the best ones to pick up to get the feel of what the Guiena Pig films are all about.
Posted by Cryptorchild on June 15, 2008
Guinea Pig: Devil's Experiment
Guinea Pig: Devil's Experiment I'm not really sure how to rate this..... This film is pretty graphic and you can plainly see why is got so much controversy. I thought the effects were great. I presonally think they pulled off the 'snuff' feel pretty good. It does get reptative though. It's like a porn....just with torture instead of sex. I guess overall, I'd give it a 7.5/10.
Posted by Cryptorchild on June 15, 2008
Guinea Pig: Devil Woman Doctor
Guinea Pig: Devil Woman Doctor I thought this one was cool. A bit of a departure from the other Guiena Pig entries though. This is like a fucked up Japanese version of Monty Python. At least that's what it reminded me of. But to be honest, I'm not even sure why this movie has the Guine Pig name attatched to it.
Posted by Cryptorchild on June 15, 2008
Guinea Pig: Android Of Notre Dame
Guinea Pig: Android Of Notre Dame To be honest, I wasn't too crazy about this one. It wasn't horrible but it wasn't great either. I got a little bored with it. I'd give it a 6/10.
Posted by Cryptorchild on June 15, 2008
Guinea Pig: Mermaid In The Manhole
Guinea Pig: Mermaid In The Manhole This is my second favorite of the series coming in after He Never Dies. Cool story and I think (like the review stated) that the effects were great. I really enjoyed this one.
Posted by Cryptorchild on June 15, 2008
Red Room
Red Room I think the shock value is the only thing this film has going. I thought that overall, the movie was really bad. It basically had no story, the lighting was annoying and the subtitles were extremely hard to read. Other than the messed up 'torture' scenes, I wasn't too impressed with this. I think this is a really good review, I just differ on the overall opinion. It's really just a matter of taste though.
Posted by Cryptorchild on June 15, 2008
Frontière(s)
Frontière(s) I finally got around to watching this and I must say that I was very pleased with it. And I agree with grain of sand, I thought the film looked amazing. And the gore was very nice. Didn't care too much for the very end though. But overall, brillant movie. 10/10.
Posted by Cryptorchild on June 03, 2008
Meatball Machine
Meatball Machine I had really high hopes for this film when I first heard about this film quite awhile back. I bought it the day it came out and watched it a little later. It just didn't live up to my expectations. And by no means is this a bad movie, no, not at all. It is a very strange movie and it is interesting to say the least. I was just expecting somethign a bit different. And I'll go with Grain of Sand's rating: 7/10.
Posted by Cryptorchild on May 30, 2008
The Machine Girl
The Machine Girl I picked this up the other day, excited to see it and it DID NOT disappoint. I really loved it. So much blood! It was a real fun movie.
Posted by Cryptorchild on May 27, 2008
Unearthed
Unearthed Man, I'm so dissapointed at this review. I loved Dead and Breakfast too. I meaned LOVED it and like bluemeanie, I was anxious to see if the director could pull off another great movie for his follow-up. This review doesn't give me much hope. The After Dark films just aren't doing much. You get maybe 2 decent films out of the 8 that are made. BTW - Loved the last line of the review meanie.
Posted by Cryptorchild on May 27, 2008
South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut
South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut You know I'm not a huge fan of South Park. Honestly I would pick Spongebob any day of the week over South Park. But I have to admit I really did enjoy this movie. It's hard not to like it. I agree with Chad's rating on this one. 8/10.
Posted by Cryptorchild on May 27, 2008
Shrooms
Shrooms I've been curious about this movie. I LOVE the cover art. And I think that's what keeps catching my attention. But your review doesn't sway me to check it out any time soon. Oh and it's glad to meet a like minded person with the same view on drugs as me.
Posted by Cryptorchild on May 11, 2008
Frontière(s)
Frontière(s) I'm so excited to see this movie!
Posted by Cryptorchild on May 08, 2008
Inside
Inside I haven't seen this yet (but I will soon hopefully) but I heard something interesting. I work at Wal Mart and a friend of mine in Electronics told me that Wal Mart pulled this dvd as well as the other recently released Dimension Extreme title, Teeth, from the shelves. I just thought that was cool. Makes me want to see it even more.
Posted by Cryptorchild on April 07, 2008
Freeze Frame
Freeze Frame I absolutely loved this movie. I watched it quite awhile back, not really knowing anything about it and it really jumped out at me. I thought it was really well done, had a great story, and it was an all around smart film.
Posted by Cryptorchild on March 10, 2008
Red Riding Hood
Red Riding Hood You know this movie suprised me. I wasn't expecting much but I came out liking it. Not the best movie ever, but it did keep me entertained. So yeah I like it.
Posted by Cryptorchild on February 14, 2008
Garage Days
Garage Days It's hard to believe that Alex Proyas, the man who diredted The Crow and Dark City was even a part of this film. The ONLY reason I gave this 2 stars was because I thought the bassist chick was cute. But I'd pretty much avoid this movie.
Posted by Cryptorchild on January 17, 2008
The Girl Next Door
The Girl Next Door First off I;m a HUGE Jack Ketchum fan. The Girl Next Door was the first book of his that I read. And let me tell you, it is the ONLY book that I have ever been effected by. It's so hard to read and not feel something, whether its digust, hate, or guilt. The book will fuck you up. The movie's not quite as strong but the two go hand in hand. The movie is hard to watch, it's real and it's right in your face. It's a horrible story but it's based on truth which makes it that much more unnerving.
Posted by Cryptorchild on January 08, 2008
The Pest
The Pest I LOVE this movie. And damn, this review is short. I can see how it can be a little annoying but I still love it.
Posted by Cryptorchild on January 07, 2008
One Missed Call
One Missed Call I refuse to watch this peice of shit. I've seen the trailor and it looks as though its retarded and unorginal. Not to mention it also looked as if they butchered Takashi Miike's orginal but what's new with that huh?
Posted by Cryptorchild on December 24, 2007
Bless The Child
Bless The Child I loved this movie to death. Rufus Sewell is so creepy and I thought he was awesome. I know this genre has been done before and also done better but I enjoyed this movie from start to finish. And it was a shame that Christina Ricci got her head cut off.
Posted by Cryptorchild on December 19, 2007
The Bridge
The Bridge Wow, this sounds really interesting. I'd love to see it. Great review by the way.
Posted by Cryptorchild on November 09, 2007
The Omen
The Omen Thank you for finally reviewing this film. For me, this movie is perfect. I think it's pretty frightening and I give it a 10/10.
Posted by Cryptorchild on October 20, 2007
Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan
Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan Funniest movie to come out since Super Troopers.
Posted by Cryptorchild on October 10, 2007
Jason X
Jason X "He just wants his machete." This movie was good because it was so bad. Cheap entertainment at it's best. 6/10.
Posted by Cryptorchild on September 30, 2007
Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV
Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV Great movie, enoough said.
Posted by Cryptorchild on September 21, 2007
Severance
Severance I really liked this movie but I didn't think it was funny. Yeah, there was a laugh or two here and there but that's about it. It was a very cool movie, I just expected it to be funnier. 8/10.
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