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Chillerama
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I thought this was just so-so. The best of the
bunch was The Diary Of Anne Frankenstein, easily.
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The Devil Inside
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I guess I'm in the minority here as I really
enjoyed it and I thought it was cool the film went
the "documentary" route which usually
bugs me but I thought they pulled it off alright.
It creeped me the fuck out and that's sort of hard
to do. All in all, it may not be the best movie
ever but I really dug it. 8/10 for me.
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The House Of The Devil
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There was something about this movie that just
draws me in. I know for the first half, it kind
of drags but the second half really makes up for
it. I thought it was just creepy and unsettling
at times, like all that tension was just building
up. I can see why some wouldn't care for it but
for me I think it was a real winner. 8/10.
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V/H/S
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I was really excited to watch this and I have to
say I was let-down. I think my favorite film was
'Second Honeymoon' followed by 'The Sick Thing
That Happened to Emily When She Was Younger'. But
overall, the whole thing was just meh... I'd give
it a 6/10.
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The Fifth Element
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I love this movie. I don't care what anyone says.
Milla Jovovich done great, I thought. I'd give
it a 9/10.
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Mirrors
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Man, I just didn't care too much for this movie.
I'm a fan of Aja's and I loved his two previous
films but I think this is just....blah. Granted
there were some creepy moments but overall, I
thought it was bland and a bit boring. Plus, I am
NOT a big fan of Kiefer Sutherland either. Maybe
I just went in expecting so much more.... I'd
give it maybe a 5/10 at best.
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His Name Was Jason: 30 Years Of Friday The 13th
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$20? Damn. I got mine at Wal Mart for a little
less than $10. I happened to enjoy this
documentary. I have not watched the extras yet
but I plan on to soon enough. It's by no means
perfect bu it's was more than decent. And it came
with a free ticket to see the remake so I can't
complain too much. All in all I'd give it a
6.5/10, give or take.
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Strangeland
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Can't blame the guy for trying. And really, it
could have been a lot worse. I thought it was ok,
nowhere near great but I can enjoy it. I'd give
it a 4/10 I guess. Hell I'd even bump it up to a
5 soley on the fact that Snot's final song,
Abscent was in the movie and on the soundtrack.
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Red
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To be honest I didn't know Lucky McGee even had a
part in directing this until I read the review.
I'm still waiting for a McGee film to make up for
The Woods. But again, I thought this movie was
perfect. Even more so when you're a fan of the
book.
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Red
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I've said it before but I am a HUGE Jack Ketchum
fan. I have read and collected the vast majority
of his work. Red was a great book and I was
excited to hear it was going to produced onto
film. The movie followed the book exactly. The
acting was all top notch and everything in the
book was brought to life brillantly. I LOVED the
movie, it was all perfect. So far Jack Ketchum
has been 3 for 3 with his books being made into
films. Great review Meanie!
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Gremlins
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I watched this for the first time in a LONG time
the other night. This movie is great and it's
stood the test of time. It'll always be a classic
in my book. You just can't help but to enjoy this
movie. 9/10.
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Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer
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This is a fun movie, just got finished watching
it. Robert Englund is great. It's not perfect
but it is pretty dan good. 8/10.
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Alien Apocalypse
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You know if Bruce Campbell wasn't in this
movie..... Yeah, it's lame. The effects are
horrible. Everything about this is a B-movie.
But aside from that, it's still fun to watch. I'd
give it a 7/10 I guess.
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Aftermath
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AMAZING film. Hot damn, it's so cold hearted but
just beautifully filmed. Everything is perfect.
This film is such a nice introduction to Nacho
Cerda and then The Abandoned let you know that the
man does have talent. I'm patiently awaiting his
next project which whatever it is, I'm sure it
will not dissapoint.
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The Dark Knight
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Yeah seriously. Just agree to disagree. You both
enjoyed the movie to one degree or another.
Fucking get over it. Damn, you're both acting
like little kids. Anyway, I finally had the
pleasure of watching this movie ther other night.
Firts off, I hate comic book movies. Always have,
always will. I couldn't give two shits about
Batman or any other superhero out there. There
was one reason and one reason only that I saw this
movie and enjoyed it. The Joker. To ME
personally, he stole the movie. I thought he was
amazing. And that's just my opinioin, which to be
honest does not mean anything to anyone. And that
suits me just fine. I really enjoyed this movie a
lot and I would gladly recomend it to anyone.
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The Sixth Sense
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Now I loved The Sixth Sense. I think its easily
my favorite M. Night Shyamalan film. I just loved
everything about it. I thought it had an amazing
story and the acting was just great. And damn,
there were scenes that just plain scared the shit
out of me. Even now, they're a bit uncomforable
to watch. I really think this movie will stand
the test of time. I don't know if everyone will
agree with that but I really think it will. I'd
give this a solid 10/10.
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Unbreakable
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Wow, 10/10? Better than the Sixth Sense? I
wouldn't go that far. I thought this movie was
decent and I thought that Samuel L. Jackson and
Bruce Willis both played their parts great. Even
the overall look of the film, with the dark blues
and blacks was beautiful. But....I just got bored
with the story. It just kind of dragged on. I
dunno, I just didn't get sucked into the film.
I'd give it a 6/10.
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The Village
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I'm in the middle on this one. While I didn't
think it was bad, I didn't think it was all that
great either. I do agree with Ginose though, the
'twist' was kinda dumb even if you didn't see it
coming. I would rate it a 6/10 I guess.
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Slashers
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I'm glad to see someone liked this movie. I saw
it quite awhile back and enjoyed it. Then last
week I found it used and I was more than happy to
buy it. I'm glad to see someone give it a good
review.
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Best Of Guinea Pig
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This is a good thing if you've never seen any of
the other Guiena Pig films. You get to see all
best scenes but if you already own all the other
films then having this is pretty pointless. Not
really sure why this was even put out in the first
place but oh well....It's still a nice little
thing to have. I'd give it a 7/10.
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Guinea Pig 2: Flower Of Flesh And Blood
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I personally think this movie blows away the first
one, espically in the gore department. I just
enjoyed this one a lot more that the first. And
yes, I'd have to agree this is one of the better
films in the Guinea Pig series. Definately one of
the best ones to pick up to get the feel of what
the Guiena Pig films are all about.
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Guinea Pig: Devil's Experiment
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I'm not really sure how to rate this..... This
film is pretty graphic and you can plainly see why
is got so much controversy. I thought the effects
were great. I presonally think they pulled off
the 'snuff' feel pretty good. It does get
reptative though. It's like a porn....just with
torture instead of sex. I guess overall, I'd give
it a 7.5/10.
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Guinea Pig 4: Devil Woman Doctor
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I thought this one was cool. A bit of a departure
from the other Guiena Pig entries though. This is
like a fucked up Japanese version of Monty Python.
At least that's what it reminded me of. But to
be honest, I'm not even sure why this movie has
the Guine Pig name attatched to it.
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Guinea Pig 6: Android Of Notre Dame
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To be honest, I wasn't too crazy about this one.
It wasn't horrible but it wasn't great either. I
got a little bored with it. I'd give it a 6/10.
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Guinea Pig 5: Mermaid In The Manhole
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This is my second favorite of the series coming in
after He Never Dies. Cool story and I think (like
the review stated) that the effects were great. I
really enjoyed this one.
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Red Room
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I think the shock value is the only thing this
film has going. I thought that overall, the movie
was really bad. It basically had no story, the
lighting was annoying and the subtitles were
extremely hard to read. Other than the messed up
'torture' scenes, I wasn't too impressed with
this. I think this is a really good review, I
just differ on the overall opinion. It's really
just a matter of taste though.
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Frontière(s)
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I finally got around to watching this and I must
say that I was very pleased with it. And I agree
with grain of sand, I thought the film looked
amazing. And the gore was very nice. Didn't care
too much for the very end though. But overall,
brillant movie. 10/10.
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Meatball Machine
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I had really high hopes for this film when I first
heard about this film quite awhile back. I bought
it the day it came out and watched it a little
later. It just didn't live up to my expectations.
And by no means is this a bad movie, no, not at
all. It is a very strange movie and it is
interesting to say the least. I was just
expecting somethign a bit different. And I'll go
with Grain of Sand's rating: 7/10.
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The Machine Girl
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I picked this up the other day, excited to see it
and it DID NOT disappoint. I really loved it. So
much blood! It was a real fun movie.
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Unearthed
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Man, I'm so dissapointed at this review. I loved
Dead and Breakfast too. I meaned LOVED it and
like bluemeanie, I was anxious to see if the
director could pull off another great movie for
his follow-up. This review doesn't give me much
hope. The After Dark films just aren't doing
much. You get maybe 2 decent films out of the 8
that are made. BTW - Loved the last line of the
review meanie.
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South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut
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You know I'm not a huge fan of South Park.
Honestly I would pick Spongebob any day of the
week over South Park. But I have to admit I
really did enjoy this movie. It's hard not to
like it. I agree with Chad's rating on this one.
8/10.
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Shrooms
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I've been curious about this movie. I LOVE the
cover art. And I think that's what keeps catching
my attention. But your review doesn't sway me to
check it out any time soon. Oh and it's glad to
meet a like minded person with the same view on
drugs as me.
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Inside
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I haven't seen this yet (but I will soon
hopefully) but I heard something interesting. I
work at Wal Mart and a friend of mine in
Electronics told me that Wal Mart pulled this dvd
as well as the other recently released Dimension
Extreme title, Teeth, from the shelves. I just
thought that was cool. Makes me want to see it
even more.
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Freeze Frame
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I absolutely loved this movie. I watched it quite
awhile back, not really knowing anything about it
and it really jumped out at me. I thought it was
really well done, had a great story, and it was an
all around smart film.
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Red Riding Hood
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You know this movie suprised me. I wasn't
expecting much but I came out liking it. Not the
best movie ever, but it did keep me entertained.
So yeah I like it.
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Garage Days
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It's hard to believe that Alex Proyas, the man who
diredted The Crow and Dark City was even a part of
this film. The ONLY reason I gave this 2 stars
was because I thought the bassist chick was cute.
But I'd pretty much avoid this movie.
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The Girl Next Door
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First off I;m a HUGE Jack Ketchum fan. The Girl
Next Door was the first book of his that I read.
And let me tell you, it is the ONLY book that I
have ever been effected by. It's so hard to read
and not feel something, whether its digust, hate,
or guilt. The book will fuck you up. The movie's
not quite as strong but the two go hand in hand.
The movie is hard to watch, it's real and it's
right in your face. It's a horrible story but
it's based on truth which makes it that much more
unnerving.
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The Pest
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I LOVE this movie. And damn, this review is
short. I can see how it can be a little annoying
but I still love it.
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One Missed Call
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I refuse to watch this peice of shit. I've seen
the trailor and it looks as though its retarded
and unorginal. Not to mention it also looked as
if they butchered Takashi Miike's orginal but
what's new with that huh?
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Bless The Child
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I loved this movie to death. Rufus Sewell is so
creepy and I thought he was awesome. I know this
genre has been done before and also done better
but I enjoyed this movie from start to finish.
And it was a shame that Christina Ricci got her
head cut off.
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The Bridge
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Wow, this sounds really interesting. I'd love to
see it. Great review by the way.
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The Omen
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Thank you for finally reviewing this film. For
me, this movie is perfect. I think it's pretty
frightening and I give it a 10/10.
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Jason X
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"He just wants his machete." This movie was good
because it was so bad. Cheap entertainment at
it's best. 6/10.
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Severance
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I really liked this movie but I didn't think it
was funny. Yeah, there was a laugh or two here
and there but that's about it. It was a very cool
movie, I just expected it to be funnier. 8/10.
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