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A Serbian Film
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This movie was brutal in every way. I am a young
father and some scenes I saw will stay with me as
long as I walk this earth. I cannot unsee what i
saw, and sometimes I wish I did. Nevertheless,
the movie is actually good. Acting, production
value, score, ... it was all there. I think this
can be considered as art, but that does not mean
it's the f*cking Mona Lisa. It is brutal,
discusting and it takes you on a descent into hell
unlike any other film has ever done. Before this
movie I considered stuff like 'Lucker the
Necrophagus' and 'Necromantics' to be peaces of
extreme cinema. After seeing a Serbian Movie with
my friend (If I would have watched it with my
girlfriend I think a single man would be writing
this comment) these other movies look like
SnowWhite. A SM was a genuin experience, a true
event. I never want to see this movie again.
Beware... 9/10
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Martyrs
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This movie was amazing. It grabbed your nuts right
from the beginning and did not let go. Did not
gave me a good night sleep. This piece of work was
Horror with a capital 'H'. Thought provoking,
brutal, well acted, good scenario and an ending
that still haunts. 9/10. Not for the squeemish.
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SpiderBabe
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One of the worst movies I saw in years. Did not
even finish this one till the end. The acting was
bad (misty's performance was not really bad, but
still...), the 'special effects' were non
existent. I mean, even the erotic scenes where
annoying and boring as hell. Or you have sex, or
you don't, there is no in between.
Bad bad
bad movie. NOt even funny to watch drunk. I will
never watch another Misty Mundae movie in my life.
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Sleepaway Camp
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This movie was funny. I'm not so much into
slashers, but this one I enjoyed. The gore is ok,
but limited. The characters are hillarious. Their
clothers, haircut. It was of course the dark '80s.
I still can't believe people actually dressed like
that and got away with it (did they?).
The
ending is way out there. Disturbing and funny.
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Pontypool
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very intelligent en new take on the zombie genre.
Some serious scary moments. Reminded me a little
bit of 'The Signal'. Overall, Pontypool is a very
good and intelligent zombie movie. Loved it
8/10
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Blindness
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Just saw this one yesterday. Rented it from our
library. I read the book a couple of years ago,
so I knew what was comming. The movie is good,
but the book is better (how cliché this
might be, in this case it is true). This says more
about the book then about the movie. It's OK. The
acting is OK and the overall weird, sometimes
fairytale-like atmosphere of the book was, good
for us, picked up by the director. Good attempt.
The different layers that are present in the book
also get lost a little bit in the movie. That's a
shame, but still it was a good attempt. Not the
easiest book to transport to movie. Considering
the Hollywood-factor , the director could have
done a lot worse.
6/10
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The Driller Killer
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So, tell me, if there are VideoNasties that are
worse, wich ones? So I can avoid them.
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The Driller Killer
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Didn't like it at all. One of the worst video
nasties i've seen so far. Tony Coca Cola and the
Roosters is also the worst band ever.
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Poultrygeist: Night Of The Chicken Dead
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It was ok, but I didn't like the fact that they
sang ALL THE TIME. I like horror movies, but I
really don't like musicals (Cannibal was OK, but
still, it was a musical). Honestly, it put me out
of my buzz. The idea was good, but I expected it
to be better. Nevertheless I like the 'reel
independence' philosofy and anarchic humor.
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Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull
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Worst movie ever. I am a big big fan of the
previous movies. I loved every one of them and saw
them to many time to be considered a cool guy...
But this. First of all, he turned my favorite hero
of all time (I wanted to bé Indiana Jones.
I am 31 right now, and I still want to be him)
into a CIA-cop!!!!!!!! That's the wordt kind!
Bad storyline, bad everything. Spielberg and
Lucas raped my all time hero, they took something
from me and can never give it back. Even I feel
violated...
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Hell Of The Living Dead
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Loved this one. I agree, the movie is overall a
mess. Mattei doesn't really pull of anything
completely, but still he entertained me. The movie
is funny without wanting to be, but never gets
boring. Some beers, some friends, some weed, and
you got yourself a nice evening. Thank you Bruno!
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Nekromantik
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crazy shit this one ... don't know what to think
about it. It was a bold try'n all, independent and
whatever, but ... keep your hands of that bunny
you f*cking asshole!!
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Automaton Transfusion
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Just saw this one last night with my comrade. I
bought it almost a year ago, but I kept it for the
right moment. I fucking LOVED this movie. Don't
understand the bad comments. Acting was average, I
really saw worse (Midnight Skater, Meat Market,
Video Violence, ...) , the gore was good. OK,
there was no storyline worth mentionning, but it
was such a good effort, such a nice try, for me, I
give it a big 7/10. Recommended for gorehounds and
zombifans.
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The Horde
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This was a good one, very much so. Weird was how
the characters, from one point, had serious dept
and emotions. The drama is real and you can sorta
relate to the characters, from an emotional point
of view, all the way through the film. On the
other hand they reminded me of David Warbeck's
character in The Beyond, because like 'ol David,
the thugs and coppers from La Horde never seem to
realise for more than 20 seconds that shooting
them through the head does the trick. They loose a
lot of ammo on useless shots in the arms and gut,
which makes them look kinda stupid and Bmovie-ish,
and La Horde is not a Bmovie. But still. Last
french zombi movie I saw was Revenge of the Living
Dead Girls .... La Horde is way better, of course.
Decent zombi movie, not very original, but I liked
it very very much 8/10
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Survival Of The Dead
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This movie was just really bad. A real
dissapointment, becaus I'm a big fan (exept for
Land) .
Poor acting, awful story (what's up
with the twins?), no scares or athmosphere.
Fusion with western theme prooved also a bad
move.
George, what happend man? Where did you
go wrong? Now go back to the drawing board and
make us a good zombie movie, god know I've been
waiting a long time for one...
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