Directed by Jason Friedberg Aaron Seltzer Written by Jason Friedberg   Aaron Seltzer   Cast Kal Penn ... Edward Adam Campbell ... Peter Pervertsky Jennifer Coolidge ... White Bitch Jayma Mays ... Lucy Faune Chambers Watkins ... Susan Pervertsky (as Faune Chambers) Crispin Glover ... Willy Wonka Tony Cox ... Bink Héctor Jiménez ... Mr. Tumnus (as Hector Jimenez) Darrell Hammond ... Captain Jack Swallows Carmen Electra ... Mystique Fred Willard ... Aslo David Carradine ... Museum Curator Kevin McDonald ... Harry Potter George Alvarez ... Ron Weasley Crista Flanagan ... Hermione Granger Dana Seltzer ... Flight Attendant Dane Farwell ... Albus Dumbledore Tad Hilgenbrink ... Cyclops (as Tad Hilgenbrinck) Jim Piddock ... Magneto Vince Vieluf ... Wolverine (as Groovy) Kahshanna Evans ... Storm Lindsey Kraft ... Rogue Jareb Dauplaise ... Nacho Libre Rico Rodriguez ... Chanchito Danny Jacobs ... Borat / Pirate with Eye Patch David Lehre ... Ashton Kutcher James Walker Sr. ... Samuel Jackson Tysen Knight ... Kanye West (as Cordele Taylor) Alla Petrou ... Paris Hilton Gregory Jbara ... Mel Gibson Jill Latiano ... Singing Pirate Girl Abe Spigner ... Flavor Flav Shawn McDonald ... P. Diddy Faun Lauren Conrad ... Lauren Conrad Katt Williams ... Harry Beaver (voice) (as Katt M. Williams) Nick Steele ... Lead Archer Brennan Thomas ... Woodsman David J. Catching ... Aslo's Camp Band Jesse Hughes ... Aslo's Camp Band Brian O'Connor ... Aslo's Camp Band Gene Trautmann ... Aslo's Camp Band Kenny Yates ... Pirate with Heart D.J. Dierker ... Pirate (as Daniel Joseph) Taran Killam ... Pirate Jeremy Rowley ... Pirate Qiana Chase ... Pirate Wench Jillian Grace ... Pirate Wench Masha Lund ... Pirate Wench Pollyanna Uruena ... Pirate Wench (as Pollyanna Salas-Uruena) Sara Jean Underwood ... Pirate Wench (as Sara Underwood) Olivia Hardt ... Cribs Faun Zee James ... Cribs Faun Ginny Jones ... Cribs Faun Britten Kelley ... Cribs Faun Arielle Vandenberg ... Cribs Faun Heather Storm ... Aslo's Girl Irina Voronina ... Jogging Girl Audra Lynn ... Wardrobe Girl Darko Belgrade ... James Bond Brookelyn Freed ... Bond Girl (as Brooklyn Freed) Michelle Lang ... Bond Girl (as Michelle Misty Lang) Sabi Dorr ... Blacksmith David Whatley-Zepeda ... Silas the Monk (as David Whatley) Mike Grief ... Prison Guard Mary Castro ... Breast Bite Woman Ron Léroy ... Nose Bite Guy Thomas Van Tassel ... Crotch Bite Guy Lichelle D. Ebner ... Morphed Mystique Paul Zies ... Thug Roscoe Lee Browne ... Narrator (voice) Ronald Lee Clark ... Oompa Loompa Joe Gieb ... Oompa Loompa Arturo Gil ... Oompa Loompa Ricardo Gil ... Oompa Loompa Michael Lee Gogin ... Oompa Loompa Joseph S. Griffo ... Oompa Loompa Pancho Moler ... Oompa Loompa Mighty Mike Murga ... Oompa Loompa Mark Povinelli ... Oompa Loompa Jon Simanton ... Oompa Loompa David Steinberg ... Oompa Loompa John Tamaki ... Oompa Loompa Kevin Thompson ... Oompa Loompa Tyce Diorio ... Willy Dance Double Richard Steelo Vasquez ... Curator Dance Double (as Richard Steeio Vasquez) Megan Hiratzka ... Dancing Pirate Girl Samantha Faye Lee ... Dancing Pirate Girl (as Samantha Lee) Philip Albuquerque ... Breakdancing Pirate (as Philip 'Spee-D' Albuquerque) Jaime Burgos III ... Breakdancing Pirate (as Jaime 'Venum' Brugos III) Oren Michaeli ... Breakdancing Pirate (as Oren 'Flea Rock' Michaeli) Frankie DeMiranda ... Dancing Soldier Chadd Smith ... Madd Chadd Anwar Burton ... Michael Jackson Yousef Abu-Taleb ... Daniel Uncredited Cast John Eric Brown ... Warrior Monica Ford ... The Hot Nun Dave Gist ... Man-Boobs! Kevin Hart ... Silas Chris Kerner ... Faun Vilayna LaSalle ... Faun Nathan Mutter ... Stormtrooper Jon Overgaauw ... Oompa Loompa Donna Russo ... Oompa Loompa Phillip Sanchez ... Monk #3 - Nacho Libre spoof Scott L. Schwartz ... Rubeus Hagrid Matt Weinglass ... Warrior Produced by Jason Friedberg   Rodney Liber   Arnon Milchan   Hal Olofsson   Paul Schiff   Aaron Seltzer   Pat Thompson   Original Music by Edward Shearmur

Additional Info Premiere: January 25, 2007 Theatrical Release: January 26, 2007 DVD Release: May 22, 2007 Country: Distributor: Twentieth Century Fox Websites: Alternate Titles Big Movie Fantastic Movie Production Companies New Regency Productions (presents) New Regency Productions (as New Regency) Paul Schiff Productions (as Schiff) Twentieth Century Fox Distributors Twentieth Century Fox   (2007) (USA) (theatrical) 20th Century Fox Home Entertainment   (2007) (USA) (DVD) Rating Stats Overall Rating 2.4 / 10 Our Rating 2.4 / 10 Your Friends -- / 10 Male Users 2.7 / 10 Female Users 4.2 / 10 Site Ranking #1,553 / 20,730 Ratings Breakdown Almost Perfect 1 total rating Average 1 total rating Mediocre 1 total rating Crap 9 total ratings Site Ranking #1,549 Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990) #1,550 Paranormal Activity 2 (2010) #1,551 Ip Man 2 (2010) #1,552 The Last Emperor (1987) #1,553 Epic Movie (2007) #1,554 Journey 2: The Mysterious Island (2012) #1,555 Walking Tall (2004) #1,556 The X-Files (1998) #1,557 The Warriors (1979)