Directed by Thomas Edward Seymour Written by Thomas Edward Seymour Cast Daniel von Bargen ... Maury Nicole Lewis ... London Betty Clint Howard ... Narrator (voice) Thomas Edward Seymour ... Billy Margaret Rose Champagne ... Jess Russ Russo ... Volgo the Russian Dick Boland ... Mayor Plumb Phil Hall ... Sgt. Stone Matt Ford ... Roy McCoy Philip Guerette ... Todd Sheri Lynn ... Cindy (as Sheri Toczko) Rachael Robbins ... Mindy Chris Ferry ... Karate Stan Jonathan Gorman ... Stanley (as Jon Gorman) Hadria Douglas ... Reporter (as Haydria Finocchiaro) Kris Keyes ... Tough Guy Guy Guglielmi ... Barbecue - Camera Man Marissa Guglielmi ... Karate Girl Heather Garfinkle ... Heather the reporter David James Sheehan ... Beardo Isaiah Entsua -Mensah ... Camera Man Produced by Mike Aransky Jason Carvey Robert Cosgrove Jr. Tim Kulig Sheri Lynn Bruce Seymour Thomas Edward Seymour Neal Thomassen Original Music by Kevin MacLeod

Additional Info Premiere: January 20, 2009 DVD Release: February 02, 2010 Country: Distributor: Maverick Entertainment Websites: Production Companies Hale Manor Productions Distributors Maverick Entertainment Group   (2010) (World-wide) (all media) Rating Stats Overall Rating 5.7 / 10 Our Rating 5.8 / 10 Your Friends -- / 10 Male Users 5.8 / 10 Female Users -- / 10 Site Ranking #14,241 / 20,698 Ratings Breakdown Perfect 1 total rating Site Ranking #14,235 Nightmare Vacation (2017) #14,238 Bling Bling: Bling-A-Long (2005) #14,239 Suzie Heartless (2009) #14,240 Phone Sex Grandma (2006) #14,241 London Betty (2009) #14,242 Monday Morning (2005) #14,244 The Sex Olympics (1972) #14,245 Dickless Zombies (2021) #14,249 Sam Dobbs And The Guru Gangbang (1970)