Directed by Barak Epstein Blair Rowan Written by Chris Gardner   Blair Rowan   Cast Deva George ... Bone Robin Gierhart ... Carrie Nate Rubin ... Sam Tony Medlin ... Byron Laura Stone ... Lynette Chris Gardner ... Roy Nicholas Brendon ... Chase Sinclair Tom Towles ... Louis Debois Richard L. Olsen ... Old Zeke (as Richard Lee Olsen) Bill Rhoten ... Bone's Dad James Hoke ... Vamp Representative Casey Wickson ... Shawn Charlie Papathanasiou ... Percy Dumpston Blair Rowan ... Consumart Greeter Barak Epstein ... Store Clerk 1 Daniel Villarreal ... Store Clerk 2 Joshua Fread ... Theo Clay Liford ... Blackberry Vamp Chris Scruggs ... Steven Scott A. Mollette ... Professor Vampire (as Scott Mollete) John Phelan ... Wrestler Vampire Damien Kane ... Axe Guy Judah Epstein ... Gun Vamp Max Lipchitz ... Protest Vamp Angela Epley ... Protest Leader Valerie Jane Nelson ... Blond Girl Jeff Ayala ... Retard Vamp Seth Epstein ... Abortion Clinic Vamp Peter Gardner ... Queer Vamp Chloe Mitchell ... Birthday Vamp Tom Young ... Reverend Vamp Lauren Epstein ... Byron's Harem Sharon Wright ... Byron's Harem Julie Robinson ... Byron's Harem Beth Featherstone ... Boca Rotan Vamp Brent Wiggins ... Smoking Vampire David Lowery ... Vampire Colton Tapp ... Vampire Lorraine Eubank ... Townie Vampire 1 Samny Solomon ... Vampire Austin Podowski ... Vampire Travis Freethy ... Vampire Weston Henry ... Vampire Quinn Eisenbraun ... Vampire Robin Hawn ... Vampire Timm Eason ... Vampire Chandler Kaye ... Vampire Denise Kaye ... Vampire Sherry Collins ... Vampire Erica Kane ... Vampire Jamie Hamie ... Vampire Michael Darr ... Vampire Sierra Millivon ... Vampire Jamie Chi ... Vampire Sharon Stahr ... Staked Vampire John Poole ... Vampire Alex Gruiva ... Vampire Kevin Thomas ... Vampire Kellae Renae ... Vampire (as Kellae Bush) Nicole Holt ... Vampire Protester Angelica Amor ... Vampire Raymond V. Medday ... Vampire Rebekah Greyson ... Vampire (as Rebekah Grayson) Tiffany Anderson ... Vampire Irene Yardley ... Vampire Kristen Elwood ... Vampire Sean E. Jones ... Shotgun Wielding Vamp Danielle Yannazzo ... Vampire Carmen Albright ... Vampire Jeff Gore ... Vampire Daisy Dosier ... Wife / Girlfriend #3 Cora Hutson ... Vampire Kimberly Grieser ... Vampire Matt Doherty ... Vampire Joshua Sutherlin ... Vampire Aaron Adams ... Vampire Brad Hartliep ... Coach Vamp Michael Sandiford ... Vampire Edith Mollete ... Vampire April Howell ... Vampire Nicole Bensing ... Vampire Bob Epstein ... Vampire Coty Fester ... Vampire Starla Osburn ... Vampire David Miller ... Vampire Walter Napier ... Vampire Andre Napier ... Vampire Keli Visosky ... Vampire Kristi Winkelman ... Vampire Cindy Winkelman ... Vampire Christopher Lunardon ... Vampire Schuyler Breed ... Vampire Billy Trembley ... Vampire Mike Parish ... Vampire Cory Gardner ... Vampire Nicole Hart ... Vampire Erin Fox ... Vampire Keely Chapman ... Vampire Chloe Beck ... Vampire Johnny Lozano ... Vampire Amanda Dobach ... Vampire Phylicia Nesbit ... Vampire Brian Fares ... Vampire Lauren Adkins ... Vampire Tiffany Miller ... Vampire Logan Stachman ... Vampire Mark E. Howell ... Vampire Protester (as Mark Edward Howell) Colby Scott Wieland ... Vampire Samantha Bianchini ... Vampire Tiffany Hilbert ... Vampire Dona Mularkey ... Vampire Dustin Ballard ... Vampire Eric Rhoades ... Protest Vampire Dyan Anderson ... Vampire Sabra Johnson ... Vampire Greg Nielson ... Vampire Jeff Love ... Vampire Barry Griffith ... Vampire Sam Phillips ... Vampire Kristie Phillips ... Vampire Christy Gray ... Vampire Erin Hanley ... Vampire Karla Fire ... Vampire Jazmin Dinh ... Vampire Jamie Hamic ... Vampire K. Ariel Ketcherside ... Vampire Dave Thomas ... Vampire Linda Ngo ... Vampire Katy Kaiser ... Vampire Mellisa Davis ... Vampire Margaret H. Tart ... Vampire Twinkle Lam ... Vampire Crystal Holub ... Vampire Mary Love ... Vampire Cristy Deweese ... Vampire Ashley Love ... Vampire Adam Donaghey ... Marching Vampire #1 Robin Sweet ... Vampire Laetitia Lavie ... Vampire Jennifer Trueblood ... Vampire James M. Johnston ... Trucker Vampire Delvin Johnson ... Vampire Sierra Milliron ... Vampire Jack Boyce ... Vampire Uncredited Cast Terri J. Lee ... Protesting Vampire Produced by Robert Bell   Barak Epstein   Judah Epstein   Chris Scruggs   Original Music by Paul Nichols

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