Directed by Jonathan Gorman Thomas Edward Seymour Written by Jonathan Gorman   Thomas Edward Seymour   Cast Debbie Rochon ... Ms. Johnson Rachael Robbins ... Jenny Phil Hall ... Gina Davis Dick Boland ... Mrs. Johnson Lloyd Kaufman ... Dr. O'Masterblaster Sheri Lynn ... Leevin Niki Rubin ... Sharon (as Niki Notarile) Monique Dupree ... Dungaree Margaret Rose Champagne ... William Defoe Matt Ford ... Chef Death / Ramirez Sarah Dauber ... Sapphire Thomas Edward Seymour ... Prince Colwyn Philip Guerette ... Rell the Cyclops Dana Fay Ensalata ... Crabcakes Kate Gorman ... Peaches (as Kate Lucier) Kris Keyes ... Evil Santa Claus David James Sheehan ... Detective Joe Potordo Jonathan Gorman ... Jesus (as Jon Gorman) Leigh Radziwon ... Nurse Naomi Grace Falcon Isaiah Entsua-Mensah ... Happy Customer Michael Romsky ... Deli customer Anthony Saint Thomas   Produced by Sheri Lynn   Thomas Edward Seymour   Neal Thomassen   Original Music by Glen Gabriel

Additional Info Premiere: December 25, 2009 DVD Release: October 19, 2010 Country: Distributor: Brightly Entertainment Websites: Production Companies Blood Bath Pictures Rating Stats Overall Rating 5.2 / 10 Our Rating 6.4 / 10 Your Friends -- / 10 Male Users 6.4 / 10 Female Users -- / 10 Site Ranking #12,046 / 20,886 Ratings Breakdown Perfect 4 total ratings Average 1 total rating Crap 1 total rating Site Ranking #12,042 Blue Call (2021) #12,043 Unholy Night (2019) #12,044 Hellroller (1992) #12,045 Hard Copy (2023) #12,046 Bikini Bloodbath Christmas (2009) #12,047 Blood Slaughter Massacre (2013) #12,048 Ring: The Final Chapter (1999) #12,049 Woodstock Or Bust (2018) #12,050 Planet Of The Vampire Women (2011)