Directed by Malcolm D. Lee David Zucker Written by David Zucker   Pat Proft   Shawn Wayans   Marlon Wayans   Buddy Johnson   Phil Beauman   Jason Friedberg   Aaron Seltzer   Cast Ashley Tisdale ... Jody Simon Rex ... Dan Gracie Whitton ... Kathy Ava Kolker ... Lily Dylan Morris ... Aidan Ryan Morris ... Aidan Lidia Porto ... Maria Darrell Hammond ... Dr. Hall Snoop Dogg ... Ja' Marcus Mac Miller ... D'Andre Erica Ash ... Kendra Brooks J.P. Manoux ... Pierre Molly Shannon ... Heather Daltry Josh Robert Thompson ... Narrator (voice) Marisa Saks ... Amy Marianne Hammock ... Female Aide Terry Crews ... Martin Jacobs Tyler Posey ... David Sarah Hyland ... Mia Shad Moss ... Eric (as Shad Moss aka Bow Wow) Katrina Bowden ... Natalie Christopher 'Critter' Antonucci ... Caesar (as Chris 'Critter' Antonucci) Scot Nery ... Mama (as Scott Nery) Ben Cornish ... Dom Katt Williams ... Blaine Heather Locklear ... Barbara Lewis Thompson ... Madea Charlie Sheen ... Charlie Sheen Lindsay Lohan ... Lindsay Lohan Jerry O'Connell ... Christian Grey Jamie Elizabeth Kelton ... Secretary Macsen Lintz ... French Boy John Atwood ... Newscaster #1 (as John Boehnke-Atwood) Lane Carlock ... Newscaster #2 Shereé Whitfield ... Real Housewife #1 Angela Raiola ... Real Housewife #2 (as Angela Riaolo aka Big Ang) Lil Duval ... Kendra's Brother (as Roland 'Lil Duvall' Powell) Angie Stone ... Kendra's Cousin (as Angela Stone) Jasmine Guy ... Kendra's Mom Ashley LeConte Campbell ... Antoinette Beauchamp (as Ashley Leconte Campbell) Kate Walsh ... Mal Usher ... Ira the Janitor (as Usher) Clifton Guterman ... Waiter Mike Tyson ... Mike Tyson Anna Skidanova ... Nadia Clayton Landey ... Sodomized Cop Scott Rousseau ... Santa Maui Tisdale ... Mama's Ridiculously Pampered Dog Uncredited Cast Vernon Beckstrom ... Ballet Patron Aaron Beelner ... Little Man Faith Blankenship ... Carpet Girl Jwaundace Candece ... Real Housewife #3 Catherine A. Cospelich ... Ape Chick #1 Kendrick Cross ... Rescue Worker Hank Curtis ... Creepy old bearded man in bed Moses Das ... Bridge Runner Elizabeth Davidovich ... Ballerina Mariama Diallo ... Porn star Chris Durfy ... Packer Fan Michelle Flanagan-Helmeczy ... Theater Patron Rosetta Gadson ... Audience Member Jeff Glover ... Lab Tech Madelyn Glover ... Phillipa Cobb Jon Gould ... Ballet patron Katy Harper ... Orchestra Performer Donna Harrison ... Witch #1 Rory Healy ... Bedroom Clown / Ballet Audience Member Leigh Hennessy ... Witch Michael Howell ... Theater Worker Abigail Jackson ... Ballet Attendee Amanda Jelks ... Ballerina Cecilia Johnson ... Lab Tech Andrew R. Kaplan ... Black Tie Ballet Patron Kendall Keith ... Bikini Girl Angela Kerecz ... Featured Porn Star King ... Upscale Club Guy Nikki Lashae ... Ballerina Gabe Lustman ... Theatre Patron Perris McCracken ... Ballet Double Suelyn Medeiros ... Woman on Yacht Juan Carlos Mejia ... Ballet Patron Ken Melde ... Cafe Patron Lucie Rivera O'Ferrall ... Ballet Attendee Ozzy Ojito ... Raul the Gardner Audrina Patridge ... Audrina Patridge Zoe Pessin ... Honey Boo Boo Dena Rivera ... Viv at Ballet Joel Rogers ... Confused Ballet Patron Sandy Simmons ... Model Dianne Starkey ... Ballet patron Shannon Stough ... Porn Star Dathan Thigpen ... Extra Amanda Topper ... Ballet Dancer Josh Turner ... Ballet Patron Michael J. Walker ... Executive Kathy Walton ... Ballet Attendee Memi West ... Audience / Patron Emily Chandler Westergreen ... Mara Kendra Wilkinson ... Kendra Wilkinson Jordan Allena Williams ... Ballet Dancer David Zucker ... Packer Fan Produced by Brian Bell   Phil Dornfeld   Matthew Signer   Mike Wagstaffe   Bob Weinstein   Harvey Weinstein   David Zucker   Tom Vans   Original Music by James L. Venable

Additional Info Premiere: April 11, 2013 Theatrical Release: April 12, 2013 DVD Release: August 20, 2013 Blu-ray Release: August 20, 2013 Country: Distributor: The Weinstein Company Websites: Production Companies Dimension Films (presents) DZE Brad Grey Pictures Distributors The Weinstein Company   (2013) (USA) (theatrical) Anchor Bay Entertainment   (2013) (USA) (DVD) Anchor Bay Entertainment   (2013) (USA) (Blu-ray) (DVD) Rating Stats Overall Rating 3.5 / 10 Our Rating -- / 10 Your Friends -- / 10 Male Users -- / 10 Female Users -- / 10 Site Ranking #1,944 / 20,698 Site Ranking #1,940 Quarantine (2008) #1,941 Strange Days (1995) #1,942 The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (2006) #1,943 Fright Night (1985) #1,944 Scary Movie 5 (2013) #1,945 Mid90s (2018) #1,946 A Haunting In Venice (2023) #1,947 Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (1988) #1,948 High Tension (2003)