Directed by Lee Demarbre Written by Ian Driscoll   Cast Phil Caracas ... Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter Murielle Varhelyi ... Maxine Shreck Maria Moulton ... Mary Magnum Tim Devries ... Father Eustace Ian Driscoll ... Johnny Golgotha Josh Grace ... Dr. Praetorious Tracy Lance ... Gloria Oddbottom Glen Jones ... Father Alban Mike Funk ... Danny Sabbath Lucky Ron ... Blind Jimmy Leper Johnny Vegas ... Self Jeff Moffet ... Santos Ivan Freud ... Narrator Erica Murton ... Maggie Alex Godin ... Father Avellino Shelly Pederson ... Woman Blessed on the Beach Thetis Bernard ... Beach Vampire #1 Adel Croteau ... Beach Vampire #2 Karen Friis ... Dancing Angel #1 Marlene Friis ... Dancing Angel #2 Guen Douglas ... Dancing Angel #3 Sarah Levitin ... Dancing Angel #4 Eva Colpaart ... Dancing Angel #5 Ranita Raggo ... The Straight Shooters Waitress Christopher R. Bugg ... Atheist #1 Ean Murphy ... Atheist #2 Graham Collins ... Allegro Clerk Elinor Quesnel ... Praetorius' Patient #1 / Wrestling Girl #1 (as Elenor Quesnel) Christine Demarbre ... The Screaming Lesbian Andy Smith ... The Bishop Marc Charron ... The Cop Jose Sanchez ... The Transvestite Sophie ... Fifi the Dog Jay Stone ... God (voice) Petr Maur ... Photographer #1 Lyn Guerin ... Photographer #2 Alana Ragbir ... Photographer #3 Yves Macra ... The Limo Driver Stu Hutchings ... Danny Sabbath's Bodyguard Rayna Farr-Dutchin ... The Little Blind Girl Harry Knuckles ... Self Jenny Coutts ... The Virgin Mary Nancy Riehle ... Wrestling Girl #2 / Praetorius' Patient #2 Milo ... The Deaf Lesbian Dog Mark Cayer ... Worshipper Olga Janina Chrzanowska ... Worshipper (as Olga Chrzanowska) Eric Demarbre ... Hockey Jersey Atheist Miles Finlayson ... Atheist Stephanie Halin ... Lesbian Vampire Claudia Jurt ... Misty Winters Jason McMaster ... Atheist 1 Karm Parker ... Atheist #6 Mark Pollesel ... Dancer Steve Sauve ... Pedestrian, Homeless Person Casey Tourangeau ... Singer, Musical Scene Produced by Lee Demarbre   Original Music by Graham Collins

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