Directed by James Balsamo Written by James Balsamo   Cast James Balsamo ... Rod Davis Jeff Kim ... Hairy Chu Jason Mewes ... Jason Mewes Irwin Keyes ... Kletus Thorne James Duval ... Detective Alex Hoyt Theodus Crane ... Mavis Bayle Tuesday Knight ... Wednesday Nick Principe ... Russell Debbie Rochon ... Madame Sheena Doug Sakmann ... Eric Paulson Jasmin St. Claire ... Officer Crystal Rexington Edward X. Young ... Professor Benjamin Jackal Frank Mullen ... The Man with the Golden Hand John Carl Buechler ... Detective Martin Spangler Jake Roberts ... Jake 'The Snake' Roberts Shannon Mann ... Roxanne Kara Hankard ... Donna Johnny Legend ... Merlin Thundercok Robert Youngren ... Officer Bob Madison Bob Socci ... Officer Bob Dean Robert Arensen ... Officer Bob McQueen Jennifer Banko ... Buffy Flenderhawk Haley Ott ... Tina Christopher Ott ... Kurt Jarrell Jones ... Mego Swan Olivera ... Swan Vincent Notice ... Harold Livingston Adam Ahlbrandt ... Hooper Kevin VanHentenryck ... Detective Timothy Brennan Mike O'Mahony ... Willie Massimiliano Cerchi ... Kip kensington Carmine Capobianco ... Detective Murray Dink TARU Caleb Emerson ... Jilm Jilm Tim Ritter ... Harold Black John Karyus ... Dr. Nathaniel Millmen Donald Farmer ... Martin White Alaine Huntington ... Rita Barnes Tim Dax ... Zingo Alexander Larkin ... cheese Grater Mickey Dennis Carter Jr. ... Hoods Anthony Fym ... Shotgun Barry Darian Caine ... Vicky David Heath ... Vampire Steve Xavier Fan ... Larry Chu Scott Hallam ... David Michael Shershenovich ... Donnie Dan E. Danger ... Hank the 4th Joel M. Reed ... Joel Dustin Boltjes ... Crazy Larry Jessee Matracia ... Heather John Link ... Gorton Danny Karron ... Spritzer Billy Walsh ... Joey Antonio Luchesi Mazzo ... Martinez Genoveva Rossi ... Mia Dave Stein ... Coke Mule 1 Seregon O'Dassey ... Victoria Brenna Gwyn Snowe ... Cartel Girl Annie Capobianco ... Doctor Karen Gregg Casarona ... Cartel Guy Christon Haston ... Hernia Jones Robert Jackson ... Mad Man Produced by James Balsamo

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