Directed by Adam Brooks Jeremy Gillespie Matthew Kennedy Steven Kostanski Conor Sweeney Written by Adam Brooks Matthew Kennedy Jeremy Gillespie Conor Sweeney Steven Kostanski Cast Adam Brooks ... Ahab Matthew Kennedy ... Father John Sullivan Conor Sweeney ... Twink Amy Groening ... Chelsea Garrett Hnatiuk ... Walnut Brent Neale ... Detective Stegel Kevin Anderson ... Father O'Flynn Meredith Sweeney ... Sleazy Mary Zsuzsi ... The Chainsaw Ripper / Angel Lloyd Kaufman ... God / Devil Mackenzie Murdock ... Chris Fuchman Billy Sadoo ... Twink's Dad Falcon Van Der Baek ... Heaven Guide Kyle Young ... Mark Murray Davidson ... Artie Ted Kennedy ... Ahab's Dad Wilmar Chopyk ... Angry Priest William O'Donnell ... Hallway Gimp Gary Johnston ... Narrator Rob McLaughlin ... Marty Michael Schmidt ... Lowlife DJ (as Mike Schmidt) Jeremy Gillespie ... Disfigured Bill Cummings / Bounty Man Jason McDonald ... Bill Cummings Kaiden Dupuis ... Young Ahab Kaelan Wong ... Young Ahab Dylan Gyles ... Teenage Ahab Jynx Vandersteen ... Stripper / Angel (as Jynx) Andrea Felldin ... Bartender / Angel Talya Kornachuk ... Pregnant Dream Girl #2 Braeley Hobbs ... Pregnant Dream Girl #1 Cherrie Gunn ... Stripper Holly Halftone ... Angel Amber Lamps ... Girl in Washroom Sommer Spendlow ... Scary Lady in Hell Reg Clayton ... Enthusiastic Church-Goer Jen Kowalchuk ... Girl in Bed #1 / Angel Hailey Riley ... Girl in Bed #2 / Angel Steven Kostanski ... Masked Satanist Screamin' Mimi ... Young Chelsea Stephanie Kennedy ... Nun #1 Linda Hyslop ... Nun #2 James Mitchell ... Lowlife Perv Cynthia Wolfe-Nolin ... Space Princess McKinley Morton ... Count Zadar Sonny Ayson ... Sensei Produced by Adam Brooks Michael Herz Lloyd Kaufman Matt Manjourides Original Music by Jeremy Gillespie Paul Joyce

Additional Info Premiere: October 21, 2011 DVD Release: April 09, 2013 Blu-ray Release: April 09, 2013 Countries: Distributor: Troma Entertainment Websites: Production Companies Astron-6 Troma Entertainment Distributors Troma Team Video   (2012) (USA) (DVD) Rating Stats Overall Rating 5.8 / 10 Our Rating -- / 10 Your Friends -- / 10 Male Users -- / 10 Female Users -- / 10 Site Ranking #6,456 / 20,698 Site Ranking #6,452 The Dead Center (2018) #6,453 Wild Things: Foursome (2010) #6,454 The Taste Of Things (2023) #6,455 Suitable Flesh (2023) #6,456 Father's Day (2011) #6,457 Kiss Meets The Phantom Of The Park (1978) #6,458 Female Prisoner Scorpion: Jailhouse 41 (1972) #6,459 The Mummy's Curse (1944) #6,460 The Legend Of Awesomest Maximus (2011)