Directed by Thom Beers Written by Tom McMahon   Cast Ron Perlman ... Self - Narrator (voice) Tom Matthews ... Self - Chubby Chaser Steven Burstein ... Self - Cardiologist (as Dr. Steven Burstein) Steven Kim ... Self - Biochemist (as Dr. Steven Kim) Steve Huber ... Self - Composer / Musician (as Steven Huber) Khyber Zaffarkhan ... Self - Physical Medicine & Rehab (as Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan) Jules Sylvester ... Self - Wild Animal Trainer / Wrangler Vyshali Rao ... Self - Cardiologist (as Dr. Vyshali Rao) Shay Lynn ... Self - Exotic Dancer Pavel Bindra ... Self - Cardiac Electrophysiologist (as Dr. Pavel Bindra) Cody Hix ... Self - Former Infantry Squad Leader Shetal Desai ... Self - Pharmacist (as Dr. Shetal Desai) Matthew Andrade ... Police Officer #2 (as Matt Andrade) Joseph Brandon ... Cole Amato D'Apolito ... Mobster (as Amato D'Appolito) Anthony DiRocco ... Max Beers Angelina Duplisea ... Big Bess Jennifer Field ... Janine Michelle Lee ... May Nicholas J. Leinbach ... Police Officer (as Nicholas Leinbach) Keiko Cakes ... Fifi the French Maid (as Keiko Kawamura) Dave Levine ... Mort Giuseppe Losavio ... Mario Bolusi Christopher C. Raff ... Arnold Richard Stiasny ... Claude (as Richard Stiansky) Daniel Van Dyke ... Ray Roberts (as Daniel Vandyke) Jamie Wozny ... Mistress Alisdair Simpson ... Narrator (U.K. broadcast only) Uncredited Cast Maxwell Glick ... Eddie Produced by Maria Candela Ancewicz   H.A. Arnarson   Thom Beers   David Coggeshall   Dan Hall   Jay Hix Jones   Brad MacPherson   Tom McMahon   Jarret Palmer   Erin Papp   Dolph Scott   John Slaughter   Rob Stacey   Tyler Townsend   Original Music by Jonathan Miller

Additional Info Premiere: December 09, 2009 Country: Distributor: Spike TV Websites: Production Companies Original Productions Spike TV Distributors Spike TV   (2008) (USA) (all media) Rating Stats Overall Rating -- / 10 Our Rating -- / 10 Your Friends -- / 10 Male Users -- / 10 Female Users -- / 10 Site Ranking #6,065 / 20,886 Site Ranking