Directed by Tom McMahon Written by Tom McMahon Cast Ron Perlman ... Self - Narrator (voice) Pavel Bindra ... Self - Cardiac Electrophysiologist (as Dr. Pavel Bindra) Jules Sylvester ... Self - Wild Animal Trainer / Wrangler Khyber Zaffarkhan ... Self - Physical Medicine & Rehab (as Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan) Lori Buckley ... Self - Certified Sex Therapist (as Dr. Lori Buckley) Jill Place ... Self - Certified Clinical Nutritionist Dale Prokupek ... Self - Gastroenterologist (as Dr. Dale Prokupek) Christophe Zajac-Denek ... Self - Little Person & Actor Franklin Ruehl ... Self - Conspiracy Expert (as Dr. Franklin Ruehl) Kim Henderson ... Self - Toxicologist (as Dr. Kim Henderson) Jason Romero ... Self - EMT Steven Burstein ... Self - Cardiologist (as Dr. Steven Burstein) Frank Alarcon ... Maldito Dustin Coffey ... Stoner #1 Angel Fajardo ... Chicken Fight Spectator #1 Joseph S. Griffo ... Nick (as Joe Griffo) Darrell Lake ... Chicken Fight Spectator #2 Mighty Mike Murga ... Spud (as Mike Murga) Alex Stocks ... Cynthia (as Alexandra Stocks) Roger Stoneburner ... Warren Virginia Welch ... Patty the Gardener Brandon DeLany ... Cyclist (as Brandon Delany) Kevin Jack ... (as Kevin Farias) Mark Klassen   Donnell Safford   Nate Sanchez   Alisdair Simpson ... Narrator (U.K. broadcast only) Jose Valdepena   Uncredited Cast Slim Khezri ... Mexican Gangster Westley Nguyen ... Wrestling Match Spectator Britt Rentschler ... Sally Produced by Maria Candela Ancewicz H.A. Arnarson Thom Beers David Coggeshall Dan Hall Jay Hix Jones Brad MacPherson Tom McMahon Jarret Palmer Erin Papp Dolph Scott John Slaughter Rob Stacey Original Music by Jonathan Miller

Additional Info Premiere: December 30, 2009 Country: Distributor: Spike TV Websites: Production Companies Original Productions Spike TV Distributors Spike TV   (2008) (USA) (all media) Rating Stats Overall Rating -- / 10 Our Rating -- / 10 Your Friends -- / 10 Male Users -- / 10 Female Users -- / 10 Site Ranking #6,045 / 20,698 Site Ranking