Directed by Alex Harvey Written by Tom McMahon   Cast Ron Perlman ... Self - Narrator / Sparky the Dog (voice) Hunter S. Ellis ... Self - Scuba Diver (as Hunter Ellis) Steven Burstein ... Self - Interventional Cardiologist (as Dr. Steven Burstein) Gene Ruebsamen ... Self - Robotic Engineer Julie Edween ... Self - Plastic Surgeon (as Dr. Julie Edween) Boyd Flinders ... Self - Surgeon (as Dr. Boyd Flinders) David Reinecker ... Self - Dog Behaviorist Nick Plantico ... Self - Explosives Expert Alexander Aguila ... Marco / Hitman Jamie Bernadette ... Mental Patient Tracy Robbie Corbett ... Dick (as Robert Corbett) Shane Daniels ... Traceur Runner #1 David P. Butler ... Strip Club Patron / Shot Victim (as King David) Cory DeMeyers ... Traceur Runner Michael Holcombe ... Softball Pitcher Dontez Hood ... Pete - Mental Patient Yoshi Ishii ... Japanese Game Show Host Peggy Ivene ... Elderly Resident Keiko Cakes ... Naoki (as Keiko Kawamura) Ralph Lucas ... Mr. Roger Franklin Chuck McCarthy ... Mental Patient David Pavao ... Peter Jessica Postrozny ... Nursing Home Attendant (as Jessica Simons) Crystal Storm ... Jewel Sebastian Vale ... Hunter #2 (as Sebestian Vale) Mike Vaughn ... Barry Stephanie Saji ... Female Contestant #2 (as Junko Yokota) Alisdair Simpson ... Narrator (U.K. broadcast only) Uncredited Cast Michelle Danyn ... Cocktail Waitress David P. Johnson ... Catcher Courtney Jones ... Orderly Franklin Ruehl ... Elderly Resident Billy Smith ... Strip club patron Steve Turner ... Clumsy construction worker Produced by Will Bailey   Thom Beers   Robert Campagna   David Coggeshall   David De Angelis   Nathaniel Grouille   Dan Hall   Danielle Henderson   Elise May   Tom McMahon   Jarret Palmer   Erin Papp   John Slaughter   Rob Stacey   Mark Stelljes   Original Music by Jonathan Miller

Additional Info Premiere: February 23, 2011 Country: Distributor: Spike TV Websites: Production Companies Original Productions Spike TV Distributors Spike TV   (2008) (USA) (all media) Rating Stats Overall Rating -- / 10 Our Rating -- / 10 Your Friends -- / 10 Male Users -- / 10 Female Users -- / 10 Site Ranking #6,065 / 20,875 Site Ranking