Directed by Alex Harvey Written by Tom McMahon   Cast Ron Perlman ... Self - Narrator (voice) Gard Hollinger ... Self - Welder Gary A. Kauffman ... Self - Engineer (as Gary Kauffman) Jason Sarrow ... Self - Chastity Belt Expert Drew Badger ... Self - Toxicologist Bob Davidson ... Self - Retired FBI Agent Vyshali Rao ... Self - Cardiologist (as Dr. Vyshali Rao) Ava Cadell ... Self - Sexologist (as Dr. Ava Cadell) Khyber Zaffarkhan ... Self - Physical Medicine & Rehab (as Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan) Boyd Flinders ... Self - Surgeon (as Dr. Boyd Flinders) Mike Tristano ... Self - Weapons Expert Gustavo Arellano ... Self - Newspaper Editor Russ Andrade ... Silvio (as Joe Russ Andrade) Alina Andrei ... Jessica the Trashy Housewife Domiziano Arcangeli ... The Count Chuck Cobb ... Lee Natalie Eskew ... Sabrina (as Natalie Donner) Natalia Fedner ... Carly the Welder (as Natasha Fedner) Brian Graham ... Welding Manager Gus Tom Holloman ... Loverboy Darius Hutchinson ... Police Officer (as Darren Hutchinson) Angelica Osborne ... The Boss (as Angela Hurd) Nadia Lanfranconi ... Caterina Adam Meir ... Nicolo Nicole Yvonne ... Musket Mary Alisdair Simpson ... Narrator (U.K. broadcast only) Uncredited Cast Caleb Effinger ... Metal Thief James Green ... Political Rally Attendee Christian Ijin Link ... Political Rally Attendee Simone McAlonen ... Tina the Trashy Housewife Laura Meadows ... Shelly the Trashy Housewife Produced by Thom Beers   Robert Campagna   David Coggeshall   Nathaniel Grouille   Danielle Henderson   Elise May   Tom McMahon   Jarret Palmer   Harp Pekin   Rob Stacey   Mark Stelljes   Original Music by Jonathan Miller

Additional Info Premiere: August 01, 2011 Country: Distributor: Spike TV Websites: Production Companies Original Productions Spike TV Distributors Spike TV   (2008) (USA) (all media) Rating Stats Overall Rating -- / 10 Our Rating -- / 10 Your Friends -- / 10 Male Users -- / 10 Female Users -- / 10 Site Ranking #6,048 / 20,725 Site Ranking