Written by Tom McMahon   Cast Ron Perlman ... Self - Narrator (voice) Christine Bailey ... Self - Wedding Planner Khyber Zaffarkhan ... Self - Interventional Pain Physician (as Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan) Toni Trenton ... Self - French Historian Scott Richard Ehredt ... Self - Torture Historian (as Scott Ehredt) David Svoboda ... Self - EMT Steven Burstein ... Self - Interventional Cardiologist (as Dr. Steven Burstein) Robert Caslava ... Self - Biologist Dallas Malloy ... Self - Female Body Builder Lauren Denham ... Emily Carlos Joseph ... Muscle Fetish Geek Grégoire Lavollay-Porter ... Aristocrat (as Greg Lavollay) Chase Matthews ... Sandy the Wedding Singer Kazu Nagahama ... Iyoki Jason Nash ... Harley Lauren Powers ... Lydia Erica Rhodes ... Goddess #1 Deborah Rombaut ... Clara Neil Ruddy ... Willard the Hitman Paolo Russo ... Skinny Guy (as Paulo Russo) Jocelyn Saenz ... Harley's Wife Alpha Takahashi ... Restaurant Patron Andrew Varenhorst ... Jason Henri C. Wittelsohn ... Gaston Alisdair Simpson ... Narrator (U.K. broadcast only) Andre Allen Young ... Self Uncredited Cast Lauren Lee Embry ... Young Bride Andriana Parisi ... Guest Jenny Star Shackleton ... Goddess #2 Jesse Welch ... Best Man Produced by Thom Beers   Robert Campagna   David Coggeshall   Michelle Cosco   Elise May   Tom McMahon   Jarret Palmer   Harp Pekin   Mark Stelljes   Original Music by Jonathan Miller

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