Cast Ron Perlman ... Self - Narrator (voice) Ted Detwiler ... Self - Pres., U.S. Miniature Golf Assoc. (as Ted Detweiler) David Svoboda ... Self - EMT Cecily Lewis ... Self - Yoga Fitness Trainer Molly Teas ... Self - Trauma Nurse Erich Martin Hicks ... Self - Explosives Expert (as Erich Hicks) Alain Azoulay ... Martin Mancer Kevin Beaty ... Alton David Michael Paul ... Johnny (as David Buehrle) Durant ... Prison Guard #2 (as Durant Fowler) Robert L. Greene ... Logan Greenfield Jennie Guard ... Hazel Atkins Joe Rudy Guerrero Jr. ... Prison Guard #1 (as Joe Guererro) Ben Anklam ... Jared Bennett (as Benjamin James) Chaz Maas ... Hipster Deborah L. Mazor ... Yoga Student (as Debbie Mazor) Peter Michael McGowan ... Theodore the Butler Seth Marshall ... Bennet's Friend (as Seth Marshall Ober) Diana Danger ... Prison Guard #3 (as Diana Danger Perez) Bria Roberts ... Betty the Yoga Teacher James Shin ... Hung Lo Nicole Sykes ... Female Hipster Jessica Tovar ... Hooker Bob Anderson   Gay Scarborough   Alisdair Simpson ... Narrator (U.K. broadcast only) Darren Wilson   Uncredited Cast D A Allen ... Yoga Student Gregg Lee ... Security Guard Rae Sunshine Lee ... Rita the Beater Peter T. Mai ... Sweat Shop Worker Cathleen Nguyen ... Sweat Shop Worker Produced by Thom Beers   Jeffrey Berk   David Coggeshall   Michelle Cosco   Will Gatlin   Elise May   Jarret Palmer   Original Music by Jonathan Miller

Additional Info Premiere: March 19, 2012 Country: Distributor: Spike TV Websites: Production Companies Original Productions Spike TV Distributors Spike TV   (2008) (USA) (all media) Rating Stats Overall Rating -- / 10 Our Rating -- / 10 Your Friends -- / 10 Male Users -- / 10 Female Users -- / 10 Site Ranking #6,048 / 20,736 Site Ranking