Directed by Will Raée Written by Tom McMahon Cast Ron Perlman ... Self - Narrator (voice) Okorie Okorocha ... Self - Attorney Khyber Zaffarkhan ... Self - Physical Medicine & Rehab (as Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan) Thomas Carmichael ... Self - Neurologist (as Dr. S. Thomas Carmichael) Steven R. Kutcher ... Self - Entomologist (as Steven Kutcher) Joe Skilton ... Self - Magician Todd Robbins ... Self - Sword Swallower Alana Evans ... Self - Porn Star Courtney Best ... Trixie Austin Bowerman ... J.T. Ivan Djurovic ... Hunky Stock Boy Michael Hanson ... Jack Kimberly Laferriere ... Jennifer George McArthur ... Boris (as George 'The Giant' McArthur) Lee McDermott ... Ian Campbell Martha Mintz ... Sally (as Marhta Mintz) Irena Murphy ... Self - Model Christine Nguyen ... Self - Model Billy Tyler ... Tiny Dominic Burgess ... Paddy Kim Hopkins ... Self Physical therapist Kazu Nagahama ... Mr. Kobayashi Alisdair Simpson ... Narrator (U.K. broadcast only) Uncredited Cast Naómi Hurter ... Bar Patron Jason Johnson ... Lawyer Marion Kerr ... Wendy Michael Rachlis ... Paintball Victim Laurel Reese ... Lawyer Kimberly Wood ... Wendy's Friend Produced by Thom Beers Jay Hix Jones Brian Knappmiller Tom McMahon Bradley Scott Tyler Townsend Original Music by Jonathan Miller

Additional Info Premiere: February 08, 2009 Country: Distributor: Spike TV Websites: Production Companies Original Productions Spike TV Distributors Spike TV   (2008) (USA) (all media) Rating Stats Overall Rating -- / 10 Our Rating 6.1 / 10 Your Friends -- / 10 Male Users 5.6 / 10 Female Users 5.8 / 10 Site Ranking #6,041 / 20,698 Ratings Breakdown Perfect 2 total ratings Average 2 total ratings Site Ranking