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This review is going to be short and sweet...
And here's a tagline for someone to use -- "This was absolutely, without a doubt, one of the most painfully awful cinematic experiences of my entire life". I turned the film off three times. Not because I couldn't handle what I was seeing, but because I was so pissed off. The opening of the film is like having a knife inserted into your back and then twisted at periodic times for an hour. It's nothing but never ending shots of blood trickling into a sink and a skillet cooking on the stove. It's like the editor didn't know how to use iMovie and just had to use the entire clips instead of cutting them as he should have done. I honestly don't think the editor knew how to edit.
That's all I am going to say about this utter garbage. Just bad, bad, bad. If this is all these filmmakers have in store for an audience, they need to go back to their day jobs and leave cinema the hell alone. 5/10.
- added 07/29/2008, 07:29 PM
On an odd note, I
went to besthorrormoviesever.net and
frightfestreviews.net to see what they had to say
in their reviews since they were both so
prominently displayed on the DVD cover. Neither
of those sites exist, and according to GoDaddy,
they haven't existed for the last three months at
the very least. Bizarre...
- added 07/29/2008, 09:51 PM
You know it's got to be bad when the
director/writer is quoted on the cover.
- added 07/30/2008, 01:41 AM
You don't think they could have possibly made a
horrible movie just to see how many idiots would
watch it based on critic quotes on the cover?
- added 07/30/2008, 02:35 AM
My God... Billy Ray, you sonuvabitch! You just
gave this peice of shit more publicity than it
will ever get elsewhere!
WHY, MAN!? WHY!?
- added 07/30/2008, 09:46 AM
I know...I know...as for plot synopsis, it's
about a serial killer who kills and then cooks and
eats his victims. That is about it. I didn't
feel the need to validate this film any further by
attempting to explain the ludicrous plot.
- added 08/12/2008, 12:35 AM
I just watched a few seconds of this brilliant
CRAP. Everything on the cover is lies. All made
up, But, there's 5 people here commenting on this
piece of shit. At another site 53 comments on what
trash this is. And it's FOR SALE at Amazon. So,
who's the idiot? This guy made complete garbage
and people have probably bought it. If he gets a
buck for each sale, he's probably made a couple of
- added 08/12/2008, 06:25 PM
Movies are made so that audiences will love and
So, if you don't
love and appreciate my movie, then something must
be wrong with you.
- added 08/12/2008, 06:31 PM
Movies should be made so that audiences will love
and appreciate them.
accuracy. And you, sir, have failed here.
- added 08/12/2008, 06:58 PM
That's your opinion. And you're in the minority
there as well.
- added 08/12/2008, 06:59 PM
People who don't like Frozen Flesh just aren't
educated cinematically. It's as simple as that.
- added 08/12/2008, 08:12 PM
Agreed! This movie is awesome!
- added 08/12/2008, 11:10 PM
In the minority? The only praise I've seen for
this is on the cover. And there's evidence
pointing to those quotes being complete
fabrications as well. And considering that one of
them is your own quote for your own movie, well
that just doesn't hold a lot of weight in
anybody's book. I've said it before, and I'll say
it again, claiming that people dislike your work
because they don't 'get it' is the biggest cop out
in any form of art, and it's little more than an
excuse to not try and improve your next work.
- added 08/13/2008, 12:10 AM
I'm the creator of Frozen Flesh so my opinion
matters a great deal. If I like it, others should
share in my bliss.
- added 08/13/2008, 12:40 AM
Yes, it's a shame that megalomania is something
that's all your own. Meanwhile, the rest of us are
going to do everything in our power to avoid this,
and any future films you release, at all costs.
- added 08/13/2008, 01:09 AM
It's a shame you just didn't get it. You really
need to watch it again.
vote/comment on Frozen Flesh on IMDb - maybe
you'll change your mind then.
- added 08/13/2008, 01:34 AM
There's that 'didn't get it' again. And I think
I'll refrain from giving this film any more
attention than this brain dead argument with your
delusions of grandeur if you don't mind.
- added 08/13/2008, 02:33 AM
"Movies are made so that audiences will love
and appreciate them."
I DO NOT
and CAN NOT believe you made this monstrosity with
any kind of artistic vision, or for the enjoyment
and appreciation of any audience.
"So, if you don't love and appreciate my
movie, then something must be wrong with
Can't argue with that
logic (sarcasm). But, I will say, I have a brain
that I use to make up my own mind. And the
absolute conclusion I've drawn is you MADE UP a
bunch of blurbs (or had friends make them up) to
sell a mindless 111 minutes DVD to rob as many
people as you possibly can. But, that is only my
"I'm the creator of
Frozen Flesh so my opinion matters a great deal.
If I like it, others should share in my
You are the creator, so
the only place your opinions matters is what is
contained in the product. Your opinion shouldn't
and doesn't matter to any viewer. Or as the viewer
is known in the case of Frozen Flesh, the poor
- added 08/13/2008, 06:26 AM
You guys are playing into his hand perfectly. We
all know it's crap, so all you've done is spark
more interest and generate hits for this guy. That
said, after what I've heard about Us Sinners, It
would seem this Snow fella does know a thing or
two. I'm with him.
- added 08/13/2008, 09:02 AM
If I wanted to rob people of their time and $$ by
selling my DVD, then I wouldn't post my movie up
for people to watch.
- added 08/13/2008, 09:04 AM
Plus I'm allowed to have confidence in the movies
- added 08/13/2008, 09:07 AM
And no one's playing into any of my hands.
I did my best. Maybe you didn't like it.
But I worked very hard on both the movie and the
soundtrack for it. It took me a long time to
compose the score. It took me a long time to find
the right guy to play the killer. The special
effects took a while to make. I worked very hard
on it. Like I said, I did my best. And I'm going
to continue making movies and getting better.
- added 08/16/2008, 06:18 AM
Sir, I cannot beleive anyone had the nerve to
make something like this.
- added 08/16/2008, 05:58 PM
Why thank you :)
I really appreciate
- added 08/18/2008, 03:32 PM
Can you not see that this idiot is silently
making fun of all of you?
That is why
I will not respond directly to him. He is taking
all of your criticism and all of your continued
negativity and using it as parody and fodder.
That is, I suspect, why he made the film in the
In fact, since I am
certain that is why he made the film and this
reaction is exactly what he was hoping
achieve, I now change my review from 0/10 to a
more respectable 5/10.
accomplished, sir. Well done. That said -- the
movie still fucking sucks.
- added 08/19/2008, 12:17 AM
No, really Billy Ray? Really? You think that was
his point in making this movie all along?
And to think none of this
could have been possible if it weren't for your
- added 08/19/2008, 12:19 AM
Jesus Christ buddy, fucking give it up. We get
it. The movie sucks. It's horrible. You curse
Billy Ray for bringing it to the site. Either way,
you're contributing more than anyone and
complaining about a film that was only made to get
this kind of reaction. And don't give me that
"Oh, really?" bullshit. Yes, I know you
knew that. But it's just fucking annoying at this
point. Quit commenting on the fucking movie, and
we'll all enjoy seeing it slip off the homepage in
- added 08/19/2008, 02:21 AM
Well, shit. I know damn-well hope it's annoying
at this point, I started going for that around the
second comment; I enjoyed the movie in just such a
way. As a prank I absolutely loved it, I find it
painfully funny at this point, so commenting on it
feels like less of a danger and just a bit of fun.
Don't be such a little bitch, man, read between
- added 08/20/2008, 02:34 PM
I second the 'shut the fuck up', and will add
'don't be such a pretentious tool' and 'give it a
- added 08/20/2008, 02:36 PM
But I think I can address those comments to
everyone who has commented on this page, myself
- added 08/20/2008, 04:49 PM
Wow, everyone now thinks that this movie is so
bad that it must be a joke. It really isnt a joke
tho maybe i would be made fun of a lot less if it
just told people it was. Heres a message to
everyone on this site: I'm sorry for telling ppl
that they're just stupid if they don't like my
movie - im kinda new at this whole moviemaking
thing and wasnt really sure how to take criticism.
i was also given some bad advice on how to promote
the movie - i thought since no one would review my
movie, i should make up fake quotes and put them
on the cover including one from me. Frozen Flesh
is on youtube and google video, no one is buying
the dvd and i dont expect them to. i just wanted
to make a movie and to get it shown and i guess i
got what i wanted, tho i wasn't expecting this
much outburst over something i made with leftover
graduation money. i made a movie, its gotten
reviewed, ppl have seen it, and its on IMDB and
thats a hell of a lot more than some ppl can say.
i just hope all of you can forgive me and hope
that when u get another movie from me u wont run
away and hide. im learning and doing my best but i
really dont have anyone to teach me and so far
hardly anyone has said anything positive about me
or encouraging, its like no one really wants to
help. ill just keep on making movies despite
everyone thinking theyre the worst things ever -
because im making movies and i like doing it and
thats important. So Im sorry bluemeanie, fecal
kid, ginose, 385, George Snow, etc. Im really
sorry for making me sound like a complete jerk and
for insulting you. and even tho you hated Frozen
Flesh more than anything ever, i appreciate that
you were honest and not sugarcoat me with lies.
- added 08/22/2008, 01:05 PM
Good job bluemeanie!
The joke is now
I posted this on the IMDB
boards and figured I'd it here too, though it's
directed more at the IMDB users than anyone on
this site, who were cordial, even if they hated
(1 of 2)
I've been reading all of your postings and have
responded to many of them in the exact same way:
that of a clueless, self-promoting hack director
completely unaware of his creative shortcomings.
An egotistical, talentless
"artist" who fails to see that his own
film is literally the worst film ever made.
Most of you have attacked me both
creatively and personally. Some of you have been
downright cruel and vicious. And others (you know
who you are) have turned the tables and shown who
you really are: clueless, self-promoting hacks who
think that living in L.A. constitutes being
"in the business" (guess what? it
Very few of you have
actually responded positively. Those who have have
offered words of encouragement
now the truth will be revealed.
"Frozen Flesh" is a prank.
(FYI - so is "Evil Spirits")
A joke designed to bring out the best
(and the worst) in vicious audiences who will spit
and hurl personal insults at artists who want
nothing more than to have themselves heard
Pretentious jerks who
will do anything and everything to make themselves
So, I made
"Frozen Flesh" as an act of vigilance
for all filmmakers out there who dedicate their
heart & soul to their films, only to have them
torn apart. It's one thing to attack a film. It's
another to attack a fellow human being just
because he expressed his creativity.
Much has been made about the 7 static images
stretched out into two hours, including over 70
minutes of so-called "air stabbing" and
watching water go from still to boiling - in its
- added 08/22/2008, 01:06 PM
(2 of 2)
It took me about an hour
one Saturday morning to come up with the entire
film, from start to finish. I had about 10 minutes
of footage that I slowed down and looped. And the
"worst soundtrack ever" was purposely
made that way. The red tint was meant to just add
to the irritating, incompetent nature of the
And the clueless
director who thinks his film is the best ever was
nothing more than icing on the cake.
For those of you who think that I'm just trying
to recover from my destroyed reputation, think
Would anyone actually think
this is the greatest film ever (as I clearly
stated in my self-published review of the
Would a director be clueless
enough to actually post his own review on the DVD
Did you notice how no one (not
in "Frozen Flesh" or "Evil
Spirits") ever shows his/her face?
So, while many of you thought that my true
colors were being revealed by my being exposed as
a talentless hack who will never make it in
Hollywood, it is in fact you that is exposed!
I enjoyed laughing at all of the posts.
You laughed at my expense, not realizing that the
entire time I was laughing at your expense and
making fun of all of you.
A few got
the joke right away and I had to say you were
wrong, that it wasn't a joke, just to keep the
illusion going as long as possible.
And a lot of you just thought it was simply a
terrible film (which it definitely is!) and
shrugged it off as that. All of you should have
said it was a terrible movie because there's
nothing redeeming about it whatsoever.
Many of you really stood up for me and while you
probably feel deceived (as you should), just know
that there are young filmmakers out there who need
encouragement and would really cherish the kind of
support you gave me. I apologize for the
- added 08/22/2008, 01:07 PM
(3 of 2 - sorry, didn't think it would take three
comments to post this)
I have a message to those who took it so
seriously and were so offended by the film and by
me that they felt the need to bring themselves up
by not only attacking me, but also by talking
about how a real movie is made.
Please. Give me a break.
- added 08/22/2008, 02:57 PM
All of this said -- when can we expect
"Frozen Flesh 2: Time Stands Still"?
- added 08/22/2008, 08:12 PM
I don't understand something, you said the movie
is a joke, which is fine. But, you wrote -
"A joke designed to bring out the
best (and the worst) in vicious audiences who will
spit and hurl personal insults at artists who want
nothing more than to have themselves heard
WHY? What has
happened in your past to make you do this?
Also, people on imdb aren't film makers,
they're viewers who give opinions of what they've
just watched. How could you ever expect any kind
of positive or even helpful feedback on something
that was designed to suck and be egotistical?
So, I just don't get it. But, OK.
- added 08/23/2008, 01:05 PM
No "Frozen Flesh 2" LOL...