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Titanic 2000 (1999)

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Movie Connections:
Titanic
> Titanic (1997)
> Titanic 2000 (1999)
> Titanic II (2010)
Genres:
Horror, Porn Parody, Sex Horror, Sexploitation, Softcore Sex Film, Vampire Film
Director:
John Paul Fedele John Paul Fedele
Starring:
Michael R. Thomas Michael R. Thomas
Jacob Bogert Jacob Bogert
Suzanne Lenore Suzanne Lenore
Tammy Parks Tammy Parks
Joseph Prussak Joseph Prussak

3.9 / 10 - Overall Rating

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Deadly cargo has been stowed aboard the Titanic Double-D in the form of a beautiful and voluptuous lesbian vampire named Vladamina, but she's not there for the shuffleboard and all-night buffet. --IMDb
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Review by benloveshorror
Added: August 15, 2010
I have been a fan of Seduction Cinema for a long time. On one of their DVD's, I saw a trailer for a movie called Titanic 2000 a while back. It looked very goofy, like something I would find entertaining. I looked for reviews for the movie online, and saw where it got mostly negative reviews. So I decided against purchasing it.

Recently, though, I've been in the mood for some Seduction movies. It had been a long time since I saw any movies from that company, so I remembered Titanic 2000 and searched for it on Amazon.com. The movie is out of print, and people are charging an excessive amount for it. The cheapest copy on Amazon.com was going for over $500.00. So then I searched for it on eBay. Someone on there was selling it and had started the bidding at just one penny. I ended up winning it for $8.50. And I finally watched it last night, after receiving it in the mail.

Titanic 2000 stars Tammy Parks as a beautiful vampire named Vladamina who is carried in a coffin aboard a ship called Titanic 2000, by her assistants. There are several various oddballs on the ship, including an alcoholic rock star (obviously a parody of Ozzy Osbourne), and his girlfriend Shari (Tina Krause). Well, Vladamina falls hard for Shari and wants her to be her sex slave.

Titanic 2000 was one of the first films brought to us by Seduction Cinema, and it really shows. It lacks the polish of most of their later movies, such as Lord of the G-Strings and Spider-Babe. It looks extremely cheap, with bad animation and effects. Also, the sex isn't as regular. I wouldn't have had a problem with it, if the story would have been better or if most of the comedy wasn't so lame.

I did like some aspects of Titanic 2000, though. Tammy Parks is very beautiful and whenever she is on screen, the movie is ten times better than when she isn't. I recommend this to fans of Seduction Cinema completists only, as it is definitely not one of their best. 5/10.
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