Stan Marsh / Eric Cartman / Mr. Mackey / Anger Therapist / Randy Marsh / Chase / Tuong Lu Kim / Wayne D. / News Reporter / Man in Car #1 / Man in Car #3 / Government Official #2
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Kyle Broflovski / Butters / Craig / Daniel / Tall Goth / FedEx Customer / Man in Car #2 / Government Official #1 / Government Official #3 / TV Announcer
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