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Posted by effin on December 29, 2007
Reign Of Fire
Reign Of Fire Its not every day you get to see the american psyco get in a fist fight vs leather face. Movie was horible. 1/10
Posted by effin on December 29, 2007
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie When it first came out i was young enough to be enthralled, but old enough to know that i wish i had the marketability. Wow did it make alot of money. The mojo drained out when i found out that they wern't actually in the suit, i felt like America after Bush was re-elected. In the end movie was laking and completely made for making money. 3.5/10 I miss amy jo johnson.
Posted by effin on November 29, 2007
Captivity
Captivity Think about this. You are an american soldier and you are stationed for your third tour in Iraq. Wich will last for 18 months. You get a special gift from home, you mom remembered you birthday!! Awesome. You open the box and you get this move. You've never seen previews because your in Iraq. So you de-sand your DVD player and pop this in. I couldn't think of a more depressing situation, ever, and i saw Shallow hal in theators.
Posted by effin on November 29, 2007
Mr. Brooks
Mr. Brooks I watched this movie with my wife, and we both liked it, which, speaks well of itself. Cook did okay, Costner was really well played and didn't act outside of himself, if that makes sense. Hurt was great, between this and History of Violence, he is really starting to come up on one of my faves. I thought the movie flowed really well, with the exception of the cemetary scene. I didn't think this really fit the style of the movie, along with the dream sequence. I have recomended this movie to my coworkers, but the don't have the greatest taste in movies (big Vin Deisle fans if you get my drift), So that really doesn't say much. I have heard that this may be a trillogy, not sure, i would watch a sequal if it came out, and would watch this again. Very Slick 7.5/10
Posted by effin on November 29, 2007
Audition
Audition Like anyone who has ever had a stalker this movie hits close to home, Dame, i have to agree there is often a huh!? factor in it, watching again with my brother, it was a little better, still really slow, but worth it. Not the biggest fan of gore, but nicely done. Chill factor 10/10. over all 8.5/10
Posted by effin on November 29, 2007
Cube
Cube I don't know whether it was because i was apart of a government think tank or not, but this movie really scared the shit out of me, really, some of the stuff is a little far fetched, but some of it wasn't. The acting in it was alright, Love the first five min of the movie, its on my net-flix queue right now.
Posted by effin on November 27, 2007
Shaun Of The Dead
Shaun Of The Dead I was not expecting much when i watched it I thought it made light of zombie films, and was not to be taken seriously, and I...Was...So...Very...wrong. Scary as hell, and so much less pretentious than Ipod Phone commercials.
Posted by effin on November 27, 2007
Undead
Undead I actually have a shotgun that looks like this. Very hip take on a old idea. Wierd, Big fan of ausies. I liked it. Then again, I was raised in a trailor park.
Posted by effin on November 26, 2007
Slither
Slither Nathan Fillion does not get enough roles, he was awesome in this movie, there is a special place in my heart for zombie films, obviously, but this one has a home all it own. I laughed, i cried, i enjoyed myelf more than divorce lawyers love world of warcraft.
Posted by effin on November 26, 2007
Brotherhood Of The Wolf
Brotherhood Of The Wolf I watched this in theators and i am so glad to got the chance to see this. People actually got up and left when they saw this had subtitles. Its got indians, gypsies, whores, a warewolf, everything a growing boy needs.
Posted by effin on November 26, 2007
Underworld
Underworld Like a lot of things in hollywood, good idea, bad follow through. I can deficate better character development than this. Lamer than Issah Washington's apology to the homosexual community.
Posted by effin on November 26, 2007
Night Watch
Night Watch Seems like i am going to stick out like a black republican. I loved this movie, I know there was a lot of things in this movie that was ment for eastern cultures and i have read some things that have said that western cultures wont understand alot of the movie, my russian is rusty so i watched this with a ukranian diver buddy of mine and he explained a lot of things, over all the movie took us 4 hrs to watch with him watching, explaining/ translating. it was good fun to watch a foreign film with a foreigner. 8/10.
Posted by effin on November 26, 2007
Christine
Christine I kinda liked it. In very few words, I don't really like horror flicks, no one has the subdlety that can really messes my mind up like politics, but yeah, i kinda liked it. 7.5/10
Posted by effin on November 19, 2007
Labyrinth
Labyrinth "I Ask for so Little. Just Fear Me, Love Me, Do as I Say, and I Will Be Your Slave." I had dreams that David Bowe was really my dad and he had me take over the Lab for him, it was weird and i was a little messed up, but none the less good fun.
Posted by effin on November 19, 2007
Shrek The Third
Shrek The Third Really disapointing. It seems commercialism has finnally won out in the shrek 'ahem' franchise. Jokes aside, saying this movie was stale is like saying that the war in Iraq isn't really about WMD's. Pssst, it really wasn't ;-)
Posted by effin on November 19, 2007
Yojimbo
Yojimbo I am sad to say that I did not witness this film until my adult life, which is really unfortunate. This is probably one of the most perfect films i have ever seen. Ever. Not Perfect. But so damn close. I watched it, then I watched it again. Everything about it is beautiful, i believe even if it were in color it would take away from the eye for detail that Kurosowa had. Its hard to watch anything after you see this so if you haven't be prepared.
Posted by effin on October 23, 2007
A History Of Violence
A History Of Violence I thought the overall direction of the movie was great, and there is something to be said in how the movie ends, viggo comes home and not a word is spoken like any opressed faimly does.
Posted by effin on October 23, 2007
Memento
Memento Good movie, really stunning, if you want a a better movie than this see irreverseable.
Posted by effin on October 23, 2007
Mars Attacks!
Mars Attacks! I loved it as a kid, i still love it, Jack is the king, and Tim Burton is all dark and twisty in the way only a boy like me could love.
Posted by effin on October 23, 2007
Hostel: Part II
Hostel: Part II Can anybody really say they were suprised this movie would be as bad as the first...or any other of eli roth's films. Using alot of makeup to produce gore isn't a film its a crappy idea. Sicking feathers up your butt doesn't make you a chicken, sitting in a directors chair doesn't make you one either.
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