Episodes A Substantial Gift (The Broken Promise) March 4, 1982 Ring of Fear (A Dangerous Assignment) March 11, 1982 The Butler Did It (A Bird in the Hand) March 18, 1982 Revenge and Remorse (The Guilty Alibi) March 25, 1982 Rendezvous at Big Gulch (Terror in the Neighborhood) July 1, 1982 Testimony of Evil (Dead Men Don't Laugh) July 8, 1982 Directed by Jim Abrahams   David Zucker   Jerry Zucker   Joe Dante   Georg Stanford Brown   Paul Krasny   Reza Badiyi   Written by Jim Abrahams   David Zucker   Jerry Zucker   David Misch   Tino Insana   Robert Wuhl   Nancy Steen   Neil Thompson   Pat Proft   Deborah Hwang-Marriott   Robert K. Weiss   Cast Leslie Nielsen ... Det. Frank Drebin (6 episodes) Alan North ... Capt. Ed Hocken (6 episodes) Rex Hamilton ... Abraham Lincoln (6 episodes) Ed Williams ... Mr. Olson (6 episodes) William Duell ... Johnny (6 episodes) Peter Lupus ... Norberg (4 episodes) Lorne Greene ... Stabbed Man Barbara Tarbuck ... Mrs. Twice Terry Wills ... Jim Terrence Beasor ... Dr. Zubatsky Russell Shannon ... Ralph Twice Jimmy Briscoe ... Cop Kathryn Leigh Scott ... Sally Georg Stanford Brown ... Police under the Safe Rudy Solari ... Martin Patrick St. Esprit ... Buddy Tessa Richarde ... Mary Floyd Levine ... Cooper Irwin Keyes ... Luca Grand L. Bush ... The Champ (as Grand Bush) Robert Goulet ... Executed Man Tommy Lasorda ... Tommy Lasorda Nicolas Coster ... Warner Lilibet Stern ... Terri Byron Webster ... Thames Ken Michelman ... Kingsley Peter Elbling ... The Mime K Callan ... Charlotte William Shatner ... Poisoned Man Joyce Brothers ... Dr. Joyce Brothers (as Dr. Joyce Brothers) Spencer Milligan ... Eddie (as Spence Milligan) Bonnie Campbell-Britton ... Lana (as Bonnie Campbell Britton) Kate O'Sullivan ... Mimi (as K.T. O'Sullivan) Florence Henderson ... Shot Woman Al Ruscio ... Dutch Robert Costanzo ... Leo John Ashton ... Rocky Connie Needham ... Jill Rebecca Holden ... Stella William Conrad ... Stabbed Man Dick Clark ... Dick Clark Danny Dayton ... Joey Claudette Nevins ... Veronica Dick Miller ... Vic Jerry Layne ... Willy Wayne Winton ... Coroner Uncredited Cast Marvin Miller ... Narrator (6 episodes) Tiny Ron ... Al (4 episodes) Mallory Sandler ... Dental assistant David Schwimmer ... Patient Tessa Richarde ... Mary Thomas Rosales Jr. ... Mike Schultz Tony Sirico ... Poker Player Hank Robinson ... Cook Michael Frost ... Heckler Produced by Jim Abrahams   Richard Correll   Deborah Hwang-Marriott   Robert K. Weiss   David Zucker   Jerry Zucker   Original Music by Ira Newborn

Additional Info Premiere: March 04, 1982 DVD Release: November 07, 2006 Blu-ray Release: April 14, 2020 Country: Distributor: Paramount Studios Websites: Production Companies Paramount Television Distributors American Broadcasting Company (ABC)   (1982) (USA) (TV) (original airing) CBS Media Ventures   (2009) (USA) (TV) (syndication) (as CBS Television Distribution) CBS Paramount Domestic Television   (2006-2009) (USA) (TV) (syndication) Paramount Home Entertainment   (2006) (USA) (DVD) Paramount Home Entertainment   (2020) (USA) (Blu-ray) Paramount Home Entertainment   (1984) (USA) (VHS) (Episodes 1, 2 and 5 released under title "Police Squad: Help Wanted") Paramount Home Entertainment   (1985) (USA) (VHS) (Episodes 3,4, and 6 included in "More Police Squad") Paramount Home Entertainment   (1991) (USA) (video) (laserdisc) Paramount Home Entertainment   (1996) (USA) (VHS) Paramount Television   (1982-2006) (USA) (TV) (syndication) Rating Stats Overall Rating 8.4 / 10 Our Rating -- / 10 Your Friends -- / 10 Male Users -- / 10 Female Users -- / 10 Site Ranking #3,605 / 21,247 Site Ranking #3,601 Vampire's Kiss (1988) #3,602 The Sacrament (2013) #3,603 The Rugrats Movie (1998) #3,604 Max Steel (2016) #3,605 Police Squad!: Season 1 (1982) #3,606 A Good Person (2023) #3,607 The Butterfly Effect 3: Revelations (2009) #3,608 The Reef (2010) #3,609 Showdown In Little Tokyo (1991)