Directed by Bo Zenga Written by Bo Zenga   Cast Steve Howey ... Stan Helsing Diora Baird ... Nadine Kenan Thompson ... Teddy Desi Lydic ... Mia Leslie Nielsen ... Kay Kit Zenga ... Orphan Darren Moore ... Crazy Twan Holliday ... Pleatherface (as Twan Holiday) Ben Cotton ... Fweddy Travis MacDonald ... Hitcher Lee Tichon ... Michael Crier Ken Kirzinger ... Mason Charles Zuckermann ... Needlehead Jeff Gulka ... Lucky Chad Krowchuk ... Sully Nathan Dashwood ... Busboy Derek Watt ... Timmy Ray G. Thunderchild ... Husband (as Ray Thunderchild) Hilary Strang ... Hippie Lady Jeremy Crittenden ... Altar Boy Robin Nielsen ... Employee #1 Lara Babalola ... Employee #2 John Burnside ... Security Guard Zainab Musa ... Girl #1 Akotene Chanoine ... Guy #1 Denise Poole ... Bride #1 (as Denyc) Holly Eglinton ... Bride #2 Ildiko Ferenczi ... Bride #3 Aaron Rota ... Kid #1 Steven Garr ... Vendor Elysia Rotaru ... Hot Girl #1 Jessica Olafson ... Hot Girl #2 Zorianna Kit ... Zorianna Kit Bo Zenga ... 1st AD Jenny Mitchell ... Woman Customer John Wildman ... Director Kathryn Kirkpatrick ... Fat Lady James Ashcroft ... Dead Body John DeSantis ... Frankenstein Ryan Steele ... Wolfman Tara Wilson ... Screaming Woman Colin Foo ... Choking Old Man Grayson Gabriel ... Michael Jackson (as Gray Szakacs) Chris Shields ... Barack Obama Duane Dickinson ... Fire Patron Uncredited Cast Mikey Granger ... The Robber Jon Johnson ... Afroman Kelsey McIlroy ... Teenager in Movie Store Produced by Christian Arnold-Beutel   Scott M. Boggio   William G. Brown   Devon DeLapp   Gregory R. Greenfield   Jere Hausfater   Elek Hendrickson   Mark S. Jacobs   Scott LaStaiti   Karen Lauder   Rob Lycar   Lindsay MacAdam   Lionel S. Margolick   Shannon McA'Nulty   Valeska Ramet   Dylan Russell   Kirk Shaw   Stacey Shaw   Scott Steindorff   Adam Voghell   Ryan Scott Warren   Bo Zenga   Original Music by Ryan Shore

Additional Info Premiere: October 21, 2009 Theatrical Release: October 23, 2009 DVD Release: October 27, 2009 Blu-ray Release: October 27, 2009 Countries: Distributor: Anchor Bay Websites: Production Companies Boz Productions (presents) Insight Film Studios (producer) Helsing Releasing TADORA Filmproduktions (as Tadora Film Produktions GmbH & Co. KG Productions) Distributors Anchor Bay Films   (2009) (USA) (theatrical) (limited) Anchor Bay Entertainment   (2009) (USA) (DVD) Anchor Bay Entertainment   (2009) (USA) (Blu-ray) (DVD) Rating Stats Overall Rating 3.6 / 10 Our Rating 3.6 / 10 Your Friends -- / 10 Male Users 3.6 / 10 Female Users -- / 10 Site Ranking #4,031 / 20,906 Ratings Breakdown Average 2 total ratings Mediocre 2 total ratings Crap 2 total ratings Site Ranking #4,027 The Crazies (1973) #4,028 Old Yeller (1957) #4,029 Cyrano (2021) #4,030 Dead & Buried (1981) #4,031 Stan Helsing (2009) #4,032 Undead (2003) #4,033 Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair (2011) #4,034 Superman vs. The Elite (2012) #4,035 Santa Claus: The Movie (1985)