Directed by Ethan Maniquis Robert Rodriguez Written by Robert Rodriguez   Álvaro Rodríguez   Cast Danny Trejo ... Machete Robert De Niro ... Senator McLaughlin Jessica Alba ... Sartana Steven Seagal ... Torrez Michelle Rodriguez ... Luz Jeff Fahey ... Booth Cheech Marin ... Padre Don Johnson ... Von Shea Whigham ... Sniper Lindsay Lohan ... April Daryl Sabara ... Julio Gilbert Trejo ... Jorge Ara Celi ... Reporter Tom Savini ... Osiris Amanpour Billy Blair ... Von's Henchman Felix Sabates ... Doc Felix Electra Stone ... Nurse Mona (as Electra Avellán) Elise Avellan ... Nurse Lisa (as Elise Avellán) Marci Madison ... Nurse Fine Vic Trevino ... Federale Officer Mayra Leal ... Chica (Naked Girl) Alejandro Antonio ... Chief Juan Gabriel Pareja ... Rico (as Juan Pareja) Alicia Rachel Marek ... June (as Alicia Marek) Jason Douglas ... Patrolman #1 Mitchell Lance Adams ... Patrolman #2 Brent Smiga ... Sniper's Henchman Chris Warner ... Hospital Security Guard Jim Henry ... Guard Tina Rodriguez ... Tristana Roland Ruiz ... Luis Greg Ingram ... Cristos Tito Larriva ... Culebra Cruzado Cheryl Chin ... Torrez's Henchwoman (as Cheryl 'Chin' Cunningham) Hugo Perez ... Driver (Van) Nina Leon ... Machete's Wife Doran Ingrham ... Billy's Henchman James Brownlee ... Henchman Nimród Antal ... Booth's Bodyguard #1 (as Nimrod Antal) Al Dias ... Bodyguard #2 (as Al 'Train' Dias) Dimitrius Pulido ... Bodyguard #3 Scottie Jefferies ... Bodyguard #4 (as Scott Jefferies) Edgar Arreola ... Dishwasher #1 Tommy Nix ... Dishwasher #2 Rose McGowan ... Boots McCoy (scenes deleted) Uncredited Cast Dave Buckman ... Man in Assassination Video Looking at Camera Corina Calderon ... Poolside girl Joseph T. Campos   JenelleRae Cardenas ... Mexican Protestor D.J. Castillo ... Day Laborer Andy Clark ... Militia Man Martina Griffin ... Protester Mark E. Howell ... Border Patrol Guard David Karave ... Mclaughlin's Videographer Stacy Keach ... Doc Franklin R.C. Keene ... Political Rally Attendee D.J. Morrison ... Dignitary James Parks ... Edgar McGraw Michael Patrick ... Mulisha Man Kenny Peters ... Henchman Ben Rigsby Jr. ... Protester Jaime De La Rosa ... EMT Cory Scarborough ... Mumble Mary Skaggs ... Hairdresser to Senator McLaughlin Scott A. Stevens ... Senator McLaughlin Supporter David Sturgeon ... Security Gaurd Ty Suite ... Civilian Tony Tamayo ... Political Rally Attendee Gary Teague ... Militia Member Matthew Tompkins ... Guard #2 Mariah-Rae Vincent ... Poolside girl #1 Heath Young ... Militia Member Produced by Ashok Amritraj   Elizabeth Avellan   Alan Bernon   Ed Borgerding   Alastair Burlingham   Dominic Cancilla   Jerry Fruchtman   Peter Fruchtman   Jack Gilardi Jr.   Anthony Gudas   Myles Nestel   Darby Parker   Tom Proper   Steve Robbins   Robert Rodriguez   Rick Schwartz   Michael Z. Gordon   Original Music by Chingon

Additional Info Premiere: September 01, 2010 Theatrical Release: September 03, 2010 DVD Release: January 04, 2011 Blu-ray Release: January 04, 2011 Country: Distributor: Twentieth Century Fox Websites: Production Companies Overnight Films Troublemaker Studios Dune Entertainment III Dune Entertainment Distributors Twentieth Century Fox   (2010) (USA) (theatrical) 20th Century Fox Home Entertainment   (2011) (USA) (DVD) 20th Century Fox Home Entertainment   (2011) (USA) (Blu-ray) (DVD) Rating Stats Overall Rating 7.0 / 10 Our Rating 7.4 / 10 Your Friends -- / 10 Male Users 7.4 / 10 Female Users -- / 10 Site Ranking #967 / 20,906 Ratings Breakdown Perfect 8 total ratings Almost Perfect 4 total ratings Average 1 total rating Crap 1 total rating Site Ranking #963 Scream 2 (1997) #964 The Mummy (2017) #965 Ghostbusters: Afterlife (2021) #966 Jarhead (2005) #967 Machete (2010) #968 Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle (2004) #969 Godzilla: King Of The Monsters (2019) #970 Godzilla (1998) #971 Cobra Kai: Season 4 (2021)