Episodes Pilot September 23, 2009 Reaping and Sewing September 30, 2009 Madams and Madames October 7, 2009 Fleas and Casserole October 14, 2009 Mooning and Crooning October 21, 2009 Bonfire and Betrayal October 28, 2009 Red Ants and Widows November 4, 2009 Paint and Pleasure November 25, 2009 Tasers and Mind Erasers December 2, 2009 Tea and Psychopathy December 16, 2009 Magic Snow and Creepy Gene December 30, 2009 Red Bath and Beyond January 19, 2010 Pampered and Tampered February 14, 2010 Directed by David Nutter Michael Katleman Elodie Keene Bill D'Elia Dan Lerner Tom Verica John Terlesky Fred Gerber Wendey Stanzler Kevin Rodney Sullivan Written by John Updike   Maggie Friedman   Michael Cristofer   David S. Rosenthal   Rina Mimoun   Chris Dingess   Annie Weisman   Cast Jaime Ray Newman ... Kat Gardener (13 episodes) Lindsay Price ... Joanna Frankel (13 episodes) Rebecca Romijn ... Roxie Torcoletti (13 episodes) Sara Rue ... Penny Higgins (13 episodes) Ashley Benson ... Mia Torcoletti (12 episodes) Jon Bernthal ... Raymond Gardener (12 episodes) Paul Gross ... Darryl Van Horne (12 episodes) Veronica Cartwright ... Bun Waverly (11 episodes) Johann Urb ... Will St. David (11 episodes) Torsten Voges ... Fidel (9 episodes) Jack Huston ... Jamie (8 episodes) J.P. Foster Jr. ... R.J. Gardener (7 episodes) Matt Dallas ... Chad (6 episodes) Mia Hays ... Amy Gardener (6 episodes) Jason George ... Max Brody (6 episodes) Cybill Shepherd ... Eleanor Rougement (5 episodes) Darren Criss ... Josh Burton (5 episodes) Emily Alyn Lind ... Emily Gardener (4 episodes) Nynno Ahli ... Sheriff Teaser (4 episodes) Steve Hytner ... Clyde (3 episodes) Christian Alexander ... Gus (3 episodes) Samantha Droke ... Stephie (3 episodes) Vincent Craig Dupree ... Edgar (2 episodes) (as V.C. Dupree) Tim Sitarz ... Frankie (2 episodes) Tom Amandes ... Pastor Dunn (2 episodes) Ivana Milicevic ... Ivanka (2 episodes) Marilyn Monrovia ... Gazette Employee (2 episodes) (as Shawna Reina) Jazz Raycole ... Justine (2 episodes) Michael D. Cohen ... Fidel's Manservant (2 episodes) (as Michael Cohen) Haviland Stillwell ... Suzy (2 episodes) Rosanna Arquette ... Greta Noa (2 episodes) Skyler Gisondo ... Gene Friesen (2 episodes) Jerry O'Connell ... Colin Friesen (2 episodes) Dinora Walcott ... Waitress Rafael Francisco ... Goth kid 2009 Martin Mull ... Milton Philmont Kelvin Han Yee ... Doctor Betsy Rue ... Melody Peggy Dunne ... Ellen Alan Gray ... Fisherman Jodi Long ... Mrs. Yang Roma Maffia ... Mme. Aleksandra Brie Mattson ... Amanda Rachel Boston ... Charlene Brian Hallisay ... Morgan Noah Harpster ... Bob Christopher Carroll ... Priest Ellington Ratliff ... Teenage Boy Romy Rosemont ... Elise Dunn Gem Silver ... Stranger Forest Terry ... Waiter Bobby Garcia ... Bonfire Participant LaMonica Garrett ... Fireman Kathryn Gordon ... Tourist #1 Bonnie Hellman ... Weird Shorts Lady Katharine Jameson ... Nurse Elle Drake Kemper ... Teenager Michael Kopelow ... Ferris wheel operator Jamison Yang ... Tourist #2 Wendy Gazelle ... Dorothy Burton Angela Sarafyan ... Jenna Paul Greene ... Guy Todd Sherry ... Everett Larry Udy ... Tourist #1 Kathleen M. Darcy ... Tourist #2 Anastasia Coon ... Partygoer #1 Michael Santorico ... Partygoer #2 Joanna Kerns ... Edie Charlene Amoia ... Nurse #1 Edrickcan LaQuan ... Nurse #2 (as Edrickcan Laquan-Loox) Keith Pillow ... Doctor Taj Speights ... Gurney Kid Tacey Adams ... Doctor #1 Patricia Melone ... EMT Ray Laska ... Dr. Dwayne Franks Michael DiBacco ... Moaning Man (as Michael A. Dibacco) Casey Canoy ... Teenage Girl Craig Barnett ... Heart Attack Man Ogy Durham ... Mom Jason McNichols ... Hipster Dude (as Jason David McNichols) Stacy Barnhisel ... Elliot's mom Paul Bartholomew ... Dave Gabriel Basso ... Elliot Martha Boles ... Barb Jennifer Elise Cox ... Karen Brian Oblak ... Police Officer Ragan Wallake ... Gloria (as Ragan Brooks) Liza Oppenheimer ... Elise May Matthew Del Negro ... Danny Torcoletti Ryan Odum ... Travis Drew Wicks ... Greg David Goldman ... Doctor Lyman Chen ... Paramedic #1 Carrie Armstrong ... Female Office Uncredited Cast Mia Hays ... Amy Gardener Kayd Currier ... Bartender J.P. Foster Jr. ... R.J. Gardener Emily Alyn Lind ... Emily Gardener Steve Carlson ... Singer Jai Chavarry ... Waiter Blake Neely ... Piano Man Michael D. Cohen ... Fidel's Manservant Jade Olsen ... Townsperson Heather Rose ... Townsman Michael McCarty ... Grandpa Earl Zachary Alexander Rice ... Son Todd Sherry ... Everett Simone Lotter ... Young Elenor Rebekah Voss ... Waitress Patrick Weil ... Townsmen Dawn Michaels ... Community Nurse Produced by Marc David Alpert   Maggie Friedman   Michael Katleman   Aaron Miller   Denise Pleune   Annie Weisman   Chris Dingess   Rina Mimoun   David S. Rosenthal   Nancy Won   Original Music by Blake Neely

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