Directed by Mike Williamson   Paul Hart-Wilden   Written by Tom McMahon   Cast Ron Perlman ... Self - Narrator (voice) Marc Kern ... Self - Clinical Psychologist (as Dr. Marc Kern) Vyshali Rao ... Self - Cardiologist (as Dr. Vyshali Rao) Rick Hahn ... Self - Retired FBI Agent Thaine H. Allison Jr. ... Self - Int'l Relief Coordinator (as Thaine Allison) Boyd Flinders ... Self - Surgeon (as Dr. Boyd Flinders) Pavel Bindra ... Self - Cardiac Electrophysiologist (as Dr. Pavel Bindra) Cathee Schultz ... Self - Death Historian (as Cathee Shultz) Michele Noonan Ross ... Self - Neurologist (as Michelle Noonan) Gino England ... Self - Professional Mall Santa Jon Edwin Wright ... Self - Meteorologist (as Jon Wright) Carl Adams ... Mall Santa Paul Tamara Akins ... Christmas Elf #2 Julianna Barninger ... Christmas Elf #1 (as Julianna Baringer) Jean Zaynab Bell ... Ramon's Girlfriend Julie Bersani ... Samantha Jean-Louis Darville ... Nicolas Darvillier Wendy Douglas ... Tanya Nate Hubinger ... Mall Manager Mele Ihara ... Psoriasis Roommate (as Mele Ihar) Joey Lanai ... Roman Ahmed Moniem ... Taliban Leader Guerin Piercy ... Shelly Gio Lione ... Carmine (as Gio Scag) Roger Sonnier ... Co-Worker / Driver Eebra Tooré ... Allie Cheick Diakite   Vincent Moreau   Alisdair Simpson ... Narrator (U.K. broadcast only) Chris Young   Uncredited Cast David P. Johnson ... Construction Worker Tina Lorraine ... Taliban Wife Jose Rosete ... Huge Bearded Afghanistan Soldier Avihai Yaffe ... Executioner Produced by Will Bailey   Thom Beers   Robert Campagna   David Coggeshall   David De Angelis   Dan Hall   Elise May   Tom McMahon   Jarret Palmer   Erin Papp   Harp Pekin   John Slaughter   Rob Stacey   Mark Stelljes   Original Music by Jonathan Miller

Additional Info Premiere: March 23, 2011 Country: Distributor: Spike TV Websites: Production Companies Original Productions Spike TV Distributors Spike TV   (2008) (USA) (all media) Rating Stats Overall Rating -- / 10 Our Rating -- / 10 Your Friends -- / 10 Male Users -- / 10 Female Users -- / 10 Site Ranking #6,101 / 21,119 Site Ranking