Stan Marsh / Eric Cartman / Mrs. Garrison / Bahir Hakeem / Officer Barbrady / C.I.A. Man / Brian / Chris / F.B.I Agent / C.I.A. Agent / Policeman / F.B.I. Head / President's Personal Staff Member / Nelson / Intelligence Head / Terrorist #2 / E.O.D. Man / Red Coat #1 / Queen Elizabeth II
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Kyle Broflovski / Butters / Alan Thompson / President's Aide / George Bush / Clinton Supporter / Agent with Pig / Mr. Hakeem / A.T.F. Head / Chase / Red Coat #2
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