Directed by Kevin Smith Written by Kevin Smith   Cast Brian O'Halloran ... Dante Jeff Anderson ... Randal Vincent Pereira ... Hot Goalie Mike Zapcic ... Hockey Player (as Michael Zapcic) Bryan Johnson ... Hockey Player Walter Flanagan ... Hockey Player / Egg Man Ming Chen ... Hockey Player Ernest O'Donnell ... Hockey Player / Rick Derris (as Ernie O'Donnell) Michael Belicose ... Hockey Player / In a Row Guy Jason Mewes ... Jay Kevin Smith ... Silent Bob Yassir Lester ... RST Customer Trevor Fehrman ... Elias Gail Stanley ... Elias' Mom Byron Stanley ... Elias' Dad Austin Zajur ... Blockchain Coltrane Jordan Monsanto ... Cereal Mom Logan Mewes ... Cereal Kid Kevin O'Donnell ... ER Bleeder 1 Amy Sedaris ... Doctor Ladenheim Phallon Adriana ... ER Nurse Justin Long ... Shaving Nurse Rajiv Thapar ... Anesthesiologist Diana Devlin ... Waiting Room Lady Rosario Dawson ... Becky Brian Quinn ... Auditioner 1 Sarah Michelle Gellar ... Auditioner 2 Fred Armisen ... Auditioner 3 Melissa Benoist ... Auditioner 4 Danny Trejo ... Auditioner 5 James Murray ... Auditioner 6 Sal Vulcano ... Auditioner 7 Donnell Rawlings ... Auditioner 8 Chris Wood ... Auditioner 9 Joe Gatto ... Auditioner 10 Ben Affleck ... Auditioner 11 Ralph Garman ... Auditioner 12 Ethan Suplee ... Auditioner 13 Scott Mosier ... Auditioner 14 Freddie Prinze Jr. ... Auditioner 15 Anthony Michael Hall ... Auditioner 16 Jake Richardson ... Auditioner 17 Grace Smith ... Auditioner 18 Bobby Moynihan ... Auditioner 19 Marilyn Ghigliotti ... Veronica Nicholas Brown ... Car Sex Selfie Snapper Jennifer Schwalbach Smith ... Emma (as Jennifer Schwalbach) Sara Belicose ... In a Row Guy's Kid Robert Hawk ... Pringles Guy Joe Bagnole ... Cat Customer Uncle Wayne ... Look at This Fucking Guy Scott Purcell ... Door Puller Betsy Broussard ... Dental School Renter (as Betsy Broussard Kurdes) Virginia Smith ... Caged Animal Masturbator (as Virginia Sheridan) Frances Cresci ... Smoking Girl John Willyung ... Cohee 'Killer' Lundin (as John Willyung Jr.) Donna Jeanne ... Ruse Lady (as Donna Jeanne Bagnole) Thomas Burke ... Thomas the Roofer Thomas Burke Jr. ... Son of Thomas the Roofer Scott Schiaffo ... Chewlies Gum Rep Kimberly Gharbi ... Heather Jones Christian Cordes ... True Believer Kate Micucci ... Mooby Derek Berry ... Mooby Manager Nate Gonzales ... Mooby's Minion AnnaMarie Brown ... Little Lisa Michelle Buteau ... Little Lisa's Mom Marc Bernardin ... Little Lisa's Dad Liz Priestley ... Night Nurse Anthony Perry ... Doctor Mayor (as Mayor Anthony Perry) Mike Vezza ... ER Bleeder 2 (as Michael Vezza) Shane Kalman ... Priest Harley Quinn Smith ... Milly Nicholas Joseph Binckes ... Frustrated Customer Joseph Digennaro ... Frustrated Customer James McDonald ... Frustrated Customer Cindy Sue Miller ... Frustrated Customer Micah Miller Greenburg ... Frustrated Customer Shannon Scheffling ... Frustrated Customer Jeremy Wein ... Frustrated Customer Bethany Aline ... Hospital Staff Julian Babel ... Hospital Staff Malcolm Baldwin ... Hospital Staff Christine Weiss Beidel ... Hospital Staff (as Christine Beidel) Tara Berson ... Hospital Staff Zhavier Bonds ... Hospital Staff Kimberly Carter ... Hospital Staff Helen Chong ... Hospital Staff Gregory Chwatko ... Hospital Staff Frank Citara ... Hospital Staff Christopher Cullen ... Hospital Staff Claire Davis ... Hospital Staff Diamandi Devereaux ... Hospital Staff (as Diamandi Devereaux Roots) Carol Driscoll ... Hospital Staff Susan Evans ... Hospital Staff Dave Ferrier ... Hospital Staff (as David Ferrier) Denise Fowler ... Hospital Staff Latisha M Hall ... Hospital Staff (as Latisha Hall) Lisa Hampton ... Hospital Staff Thomas Harding ... Hospital Staff Kaylin Harper ... Hospital Staff Diana Horowitz ... Hospital Staff Darryle Jermaine ... Hospital Staff Alfonso Jones ... Hospital Staff Karen Kuhrt ... Hospital Staff Bob Leszczak ... Hospital Staff (as Robert Leszczak) Robert Mangold ... Hospital Staff Stephan Masnyj ... Hospital Staff Caitlin Miller ... Hospital Staff David Miller ... Hospital Staff Luke Miller ... Hospital Staff Ryan Pidor ... Hospital Staff Constance Porcellini ... Hospital Staff Joseph Prussak ... Hospital Staff William Reichert ... Hospital Staff Amaryllis Ruiz ... Hospital Staff Lois Sach ... Hospital Staff Michelle Santiago ... Hospital Staff Robert Senkewicz ... Hospital Staff Dana Simonetti ... Hospital Staff Cathi Swett ... Hospital Staff (as Cecily Swett) Gary Sypniewski ... Hospital Staff Aisha Sycamore ... Hospital Staff Jason Szalma ... Hospital Staff Richard Taing ... Hospital Staff Georgette Timoney ... Hospital Staff Michael Vorpahl ... Hospital Staff (as Michael Vorphal) Volieda Webb ... Hospital Staff AJ Wilkerson ... Hospital Staff Setty Brosevelt ... Playhouse Auditioner (as Seth Brosevelt) Bobby Favoretto ... Playhouse Auditioner (as Robert Favoretto) Steffen Klenk ... Playhouse Auditioner Meghan Noone ... Playhouse Auditioner Julio M Pumarejo Jr. ... Playhouse Auditioner (as Julio Pumarejo Jr.) Robert Reedy ... Playhouse Auditioner James Seip ... Playhouse Auditioner Frank Tarantino ... Playhouse Auditioner Melanie Waldman ... Playhouse Auditioner Uncredited Cast Kevin D. Benton ... ER Patient JJ Garvine ... Customer Produced by Jeff Anderson   Chelsey Cole   Liz Destro   David Gendron   Matthew Helderman   Amy Jarvela   Ali Jazayeri   Daniel McGilvray   Jordan Monsanto   Ernest O'Donnell   Brian O'Halloran   Jennifer Schwalbach Smith   Luke Taylor   Original Music by James L. Venable

Additional Info Premiere: September 13, 2022 DVD Release: December 06, 2022 Blu-ray Release: December 06, 2022 Country: Distributor: Lions Gate Home Entertainment Websites: Production Companies View Askew Productions BondIt Media Capital (in association with) Destro Films SModcast Pictures Distributors Fathom Events   (2022) (USA) (theatrical) Lionsgate   (2022) (USA) (theatrical) Lionsgate   (2022) (World-wide) (all media) Rating Stats Overall Rating 6.2 / 10 Our Rating 5.4 / 10 Your Friends -- / 10 Male Users 5.4 / 10 Female Users -- / 10 Site Ranking #3,679 / 20,905 Ratings Breakdown Almost Perfect 1 total rating Site Ranking #3,675 The New Batman Adventures: Season 1 (1997) #3,676 The New Batman Adventures: Season 2 (1998) #3,677 Silent Night (2021) #3,678 Wonder Woman (2009) #3,679 Clerks III (2022) #3,680 Little Monsters (2019) #3,681 The Kid Who Would Be King (2019) #3,682 Gargoyles: Season 1 (1994) #3,683 Gargoyles: Season 3 (1996)