Directed by Sheree Folkson   Written by Guy Ritchie   Chris Baker   Andrew Day   Cast Ralph Brown ... Miami Vice Daniel Caltagirone ... Moon Scott Maslen ... Jamie Shaun Parkes ... Bacon Del Synnott ... Lee Christopher Adamson ... Three Feet George Antoni ... Nefarius (as George Yiasoumi) Mario Kalli ... Kouros Lorraine Chase ... Barbie Lisa Rogers ... Tanya Nikki Grosse ... Laura Chris Rowe ... Johann (as Christopher Rowe) Nikolaj Coster-Waldau ... Jordi (as Nikolaj Coster Waldau) Clint Dyer ... Firebug Nicholas Beveney ... Happy Jack Del Anderson ... Roy Terry Bird ... Glassjaw Nick Brimble ... Uncle Derek Ian Brimble ... Uncle Brian Martin Rutherford ... Anarchist Lonnie James ... Aunt Geraldine Jack Warren ... Michael Victoria Blackholly ... Amber Harry Eden ... Forest Philip Fox ... The Accountant John Alexander ... Mr Pie Tim Perrin ... Mr Bone Freddie Stuart ... Bar Steward Tony O'Leary ... Bookie Elliott Jordan ... Kebab Shop Kid Mark Wright ... Young Jamie Hayley Nott ... Young Laura Thomas Coleman ... Young Lee Kieram Mitchell ... Young Bacon Ben Rose ... Young Moon Hassani Shapi ... The Sheik Uncredited Cast Sean Cronin ... Mr Skin Tricky Nicky ... Spectator Produced by Chris Evans   Kate Myers   Guy Ritchie   Rhonda Smith   Matthew Vaughn   Tony Wood   Original Music by John Lunn

Additional Info Premiere: May 29, 2000 Countries: Distributor: Channel 4 DVD Websites: Distributors Channel 4 Television Corporation   (all media) RTL Crime   (2009) (Germany) (TV) Siren Visual Entertainment   (2001) (Australia) (DVD) Rating Stats Overall Rating -- / 10 Our Rating -- / 10 Your Friends -- / 10 Male Users -- / 10 Female Users -- / 10 Site Ranking #7,936 / 21,127 Site Ranking