Episodes ...And Four Stolen Hooves May 29, 2000 ...And 200 Smoking Kalashnikovs June 6, 2000 ...And a Fistful of Jack & Jills June 13, 2000 ...And Spaghetti Sauce June 20, 2000 ...And Two Sips June 27, 2000 ...And One Big Bullock July 4, 2000 ...And a Good Slopping Out July 11, 2000 Directed by Sheree Folkson Rudolf Mestdagh Nick Jones David Thacker Written by Guy Ritchie   Chris Baker   Andrew Day   Bernard Dempsey   Kevin McNally   Cast Ralph Brown ... Miami Vice (7 episodes) Daniel Caltagirone ... Moon (7 episodes) Scott Maslen ... Jamie (7 episodes) Shaun Parkes ... Bacon (7 episodes) Del Synnott ... Lee (7 episodes) Christopher Adamson ... Three Feet (6 episodes) Lorraine Chase ... Barbie (5 episodes) Lisa Rogers ... Tanya (5 episodes) Mario Kalli ... Kouros (3 episodes) Chris Rowe ... Johann (3 episodes) (as Christopher Rowe) George Antoni ... Nefarius (2 episodes) (as George Yiasoumi) Nikki Grosse ... Laura (2 episodes) Nikolaj Coster-Waldau ... Jordi (2 episodes) (as Nikolaj Coster Waldau) Nick Brimble ... Uncle Derek (2 episodes) Ian Brimble ... Uncle Brian (2 episodes) Jack Warren ... Michael (2 episodes) Tim Perrin ... Mr Bone (2 episodes) Martin Freeman ... Jaap (2 episodes) Clint Dyer ... Firebug Nicholas Beveney ... Happy Jack Del Anderson ... Roy Terry Bird ... Glassjaw Martin Rutherford ... Anarchist Lonnie James ... Aunt Geraldine Victoria Blackholly ... Amber Harry Eden ... Forest Philip Fox ... The Accountant John Alexander ... Mr Pie Freddie Stuart ... Bar Steward Tony O'Leary ... Bookie Elliott Jordan ... Kebab Shop Kid Mark Wright ... Young Jamie Hayley Nott ... Young Laura Thomas Coleman ... Young Lee Kieram Mitchell ... Young Bacon Ben Rose ... Young Moon Hassani Shapi ... The Sheik Anthony Barclay ... Robbie Rossi Andy Linden ... Trevor Truscott Terry Alderton ... Eddie the Diamond Eddie Osei ... Barman Michael Sarne ... Sergei (as Mike Sarne) Nick Bartlett ... Kerry Dowd Bunny Reid ... Barry Blue Bradley Walsh ... Larry Harmless Jacey Salles ... Sylvia Harmless Richard Hards ... Doorframe (as Ricky Hards) Shend ... Mars Bar Chico Andrade ... El Torro Omid Djalili ... Ali Gadaffi Robert Atiko ... Mehmet Gadaffi Joseph Accerelli ... The Caliph (as Josef Accerelli) Andrew Dunford ... Taffy Joshua Malin ... Sweatshop Kid Lucy Bowen ... Blonde William Ivory ... Sharpy John Ringham ... Duke of Pewsey Tony Kirwood ... Funny Money Elizabeth Counsell ... Moira Andy Lucas ... Spaghetti Eddie Paul McNeilly ... Tony Peacemaker Gibbs Hywel Bennett ... Deep Throat Jelena Budimir ... Debbie Jack Wild ... Bill Tara Ellis ... Candice Andreas Wisniewski ... Heinrich Frank Dunne ... Vicar David Schofield ... Two Sips Michael McKell ... Terry Gardner Luing Andrews ... Heavy Ronnie Letham ... Haggis Moss David Schaal ... Greasy John Gary Powell ... Rainham Ray Charles Cork ... Uncle Keith Bob Goody ... Stinker Donald Pelmear ... Captain Harry Miller ... No-Hope Harry Sam Lathem ... Driver Brian Bovell ... Bunny Scot Williams ... Macca Terry Labanowski ... Terry Jiffer Matthew Marsh ... Attila Simon Kunz ... Sergei Serge Soric ... Yuri Clive Russell ... Special Brew Richard Graham ... Toothless Eddie Webber ... Frankie Peter-Hugo Daly ... Micky Farrell (as Peter Hugo Daly) Al Ashton ... Brummie (as Al Hunter Ashton) Colin Hill ... Ironbar Nicky Crowe ... Crawley Neil McCaul ... Foley Uncredited Cast Sean Cronin ... Mr Skin (3 episodes) Tim Perrin ... Mr Bone Tricky Nicky ... Spectator Natalie Stone ... Bridesmaid Rene Costa ... European Worker Elizabeth Counsell ... Moira Ray Donn ... Uncle John Produced by Chris Evans   Kate Myers   Guy Ritchie   Rhonda Smith   Matthew Vaughn   Tony Wood   Original Music by John Lunn Jim Williams

Additional Info Premiere: May 29, 2000 Countries: Distributor: Channel 4 DVD Websites: Distributors Channel 4 Television Corporation   (all media) RTL Crime   (2009) (Germany) (TV) Siren Visual Entertainment   (2001) (Australia) (DVD) Rating Stats Overall Rating 7.5 / 10 Our Rating -- / 10 Your Friends -- / 10 Male Users -- / 10 Female Users -- / 10 Site Ranking #7,889 / 20,906 Site Ranking #7,885 Another WolfCop (2016) #7,886 Mother, May I? (2023) #7,887 Hiruko The Goblin (1991) #7,888 Autumn (2009) #7,889 Lock, Stock... (2000) #7,890 Night Patrol (1984) #7,891 You Can't Kill Stephen King (2012) #7,892 I Eat Your Skin (1971) #7,893 Nightwing (1979)