Directed by Nick Jones Written by Chris Baker   Andrew Day   Cast Ralph Brown ... Miami Vice (credit only) Daniel Caltagirone ... Moon Scott Maslen ... Jamie Shaun Parkes ... Bacon Del Synnott ... Lee Lorraine Chase ... Barbie Chris Rowe ... Johann (as Christopher Rowe) Martin Freeman ... Jaap Nikolaj Coster-Waldau ... Jordi (as Nikolaj Coster Waldau) Lisa Rogers ... Tanya Bradley Walsh ... Larry Harmless Jacey Salles ... Sylvia Harmless Richard Hards ... Doorframe (as Ricky Hards) Shend ... Mars Bar Tim Perrin ... Mr Bone Chico Andrade ... El Torro Omid Djalili ... Ali Gadaffi Robert Atiko ... Mehmet Gadaffi Joseph Accerelli ... The Caliph (as Josef Accerelli) Andrew Dunford ... Taffy Joshua Malin ... Sweatshop Kid Lucy Bowen ... Blonde William Ivory ... Sharpy John Ringham ... Duke of Pewsey Tony Kirwood ... Funny Money Uncredited Cast Rene Costa ... European Worker Elizabeth Counsell ... Moira Sean Cronin ... Mr Skin Produced by Chris Evans   Kate Myers   Guy Ritchie   Rhonda Smith   Matthew Vaughn   Tony Wood   Original Music by John Lunn

Additional Info Premiere: June 13, 2000 Countries: Distributor: Channel 4 DVD Websites: Distributors Channel 4 Television Corporation   (all media) RTL Crime   (2009) (Germany) (TV) Siren Visual Entertainment   (2001) (Australia) (DVD) Rating Stats Overall Rating -- / 10 Our Rating -- / 10 Your Friends -- / 10 Male Users -- / 10 Female Users -- / 10 Site Ranking #7,889 / 20,906 Site Ranking